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rlemn8r
06-18-2007, 05:44 PM
just want to say hay to all out there. will look forward to talking you. from the newbie.....

Jyruiz
06-18-2007, 05:45 PM
Welcome to the boards.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 05:46 PM
Welcome to the sandbox FNG.. :D :D

Mrs.Killer
06-18-2007, 05:47 PM
just want to say hay to all out there. will look forward to talking you. from the newbie.....
Hi newbie. Don't worry about all the sh*t talking on here, most are all bark and no bite:eek:

Devil's Advocate
06-18-2007, 05:48 PM
What's with all the fricken newbies??:rolleyes:
Sorry, welcome aboard matey.:D

ratso
06-18-2007, 06:18 PM
Welcome...:D

shockwaveharry
06-18-2007, 06:19 PM
Hi-ya!

driverno8
06-18-2007, 06:19 PM
Welcome to HB

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 06:32 PM
Palm Springs? I hear there's nuttin but steers n queers in Palm Springs. Well, mostly queers and blue haired old ladies that wear sequenced vests and drive convertable Sebrings.

RitcheyRch
06-18-2007, 06:37 PM
Welcome aboard

3 daytona`s
06-18-2007, 06:44 PM
Welcome to the sandbox FNG.. :D :D
How many threads do you think you post? :idea: Must be high,very high:confused: :)

Summer LuvN
06-18-2007, 06:45 PM
Palm Springs? I hear there's nuttin but steers n queers in Palm Springs. Well, mostly queers and blue haired old ladies that wear sequenced vests and drive convertable Sebrings.
Your thinking of Hemet, PS is a party town...:)

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 06:54 PM
Hemet and Norco is where you go when you need a halter, a hackamore and a horse trailer. PS has Gay Mart...which means you can buy leather studded halter, a gag ball and a Miata, which is pretty comparable.

LEADFOOTjosh
06-18-2007, 07:03 PM
Welcome NEWBIE.. LOL

bob briley
06-18-2007, 07:06 PM
good luck in here

HighRoller
06-18-2007, 07:08 PM
Umm, we'll need the specs on your boat and your wife and pictures of both. Thank you.

HighRoller
06-18-2007, 07:09 PM
Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome.

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:15 PM
Just once, I'd like to be able to start a stream without it getting on the wall, floor, and anywhere but the toilet. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif

hoolign
06-18-2007, 07:26 PM
Just once, I'd like to be able to start a stream without it getting on the wall, floor, and anywhere but the toilet. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
pinch the end first! I rotted out two bathroom floors before I learned that trick!

rlemn8r
06-18-2007, 07:28 PM
to : high roller eliminator 210 eagle and very much married to a women!!

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:30 PM
to : high roller eliminator 210 eagle and very much married to a women!!
HighRoller is single and looking so if you know any nice men who are also single, please keep him in mind and maybe get their numbers for HighRoller.
Oh... and welcome.... I guess.

AZJD
06-18-2007, 07:32 PM
Welcome to the sandbox FNG.. :D :D
HAHAHA, V called him a Fukkin New Guy!:D :D :D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 07:33 PM
HighRoller is single and looking so if you know any nice men who are also single, please keep him in mind and maybe get their numbers for HighRoller.
Oh... and welcome.... I guess.
Lucky must have pissed you off to keep his name out of the mix
:eek:

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:36 PM
Lucky must have pissed you off to keep his name out of the mix
:eek:
Lucky has balls as big as Melissa Etheridge, compared to HighRoller.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 07:37 PM
HAHAHA, V called him a Fukkin New Guy!:D :D :D
rotflmao!! I was waiting to see who caught that. :D :D :D
Newbies are welcome..:D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 07:38 PM
Lucky has balls as big as Melissa Etheridge, compared to HighRoller.
tHIGHROLLER??:eek:

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:38 PM
tHIGHROLLER??:eek:
That's a nice piece of work. :cool:
:D :D :D

HighRoller
06-18-2007, 07:45 PM
I love it when the bench racer queers come to town and try to lay the smack down. It's like watching midgets wrestling. Except they're grown men who only resemble midgets from the waist down.

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 07:47 PM
mmmmmm naked midgets. My favorite.

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:47 PM
Except they're grown men who only resemble midgets from the waist down.
http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

hoolign
06-18-2007, 07:54 PM
I love it when the bench racer queers come to town and try to lay the smack down. It's like watching midgets wrestling. Except they're grown men who only resemble midgets from the waist down.
My god man! :mad:

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 07:56 PM
I was at a party in Hollywood recently and this midget dropped trou and waved his weiner at us. I was with 4 other chicks and he stopped us in our tracks. We froze. Our jaws dropped and not a word was spoken for about 10 seconds. It's a moment that will forever live in enfamy.

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 07:58 PM
My god man! :mad:
Yeah... that post is more fruity than a Glade plug-in running on 220v/3 phase power.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:03 PM
Yeah... that post is more fruity than a Glade plug-in running on 220v/3 phase power.
with a kick start.:D

HighRoller
06-18-2007, 08:03 PM
I was at a party in Hollywood recently and this midget dropped trou and waved his weiner at us. I was with 4 other chicks and he stopped us in our tracks. We froze. Our jaws dropped and not a word was spoken for about 10 seconds. It's a moment that will forever live in enfamy.
It's always shocking to see a full grown woman like Paris Hilton actually swinging from a midget's nuts trying to evade the law.

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:05 PM
Yeah... that post is more fruity than a Glade plug-in running on 220v/3 phase power.
That was like Liberace gay! That man has no shame! Next he'll be complaining about a sore wrist form throwing his shawl on!

HighRoller
06-18-2007, 08:10 PM
with a kick start.:D
Kick start? Let's not bring your vibrator into this...

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:12 PM
Kick start? Let's not bring your vibrator into this...
You took it from me. You said you needed it more then I did.....:idea: :)

duner21
06-18-2007, 08:13 PM
My god man! :mad:
LMAO!

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:16 PM
Kick start? Let's not bring your vibrator into this...
She doesn't need a vibrator Sonny.:sqeyes:

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 08:17 PM
She doesn't need a vibrator Sonny.:sqeyes:
Have you wondered why she has been feeding you so many burritos lately?

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:18 PM
She doesn't need a vibrator Sonny.:sqeyes:
he didnt say it was for her:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:19 PM
he didnt say it was for her:D
LMAO!! :D :D :D

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:19 PM
Have you wondered why she has been feeding you so many burritos lately?
Funny you should mention that we had campos 6 times last week:eek:

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 08:21 PM
Funny you should mention that we had campos 6 times last week:eek:
That'll get the old berserk jackhammer rattling like an air hammer.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:21 PM
Have you wondered why she has been feeding you so many burritos lately?
we ran out of Bran..:jawdrop: :D :D

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:21 PM
he didnt say it was for her:DYes he did:D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:22 PM
Yes he did:D
Don't you mean ...yyyyyeeesssss hhhhhhheeeee ddddiiiidddddddd:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:24 PM
That'll get the old berserk jackhammer rattling like an air hammer.
so I should feed him more.. Burrito's..:D :D

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:24 PM
Don't you mean ...yyyyyeeesssss hhhhhhheeeee ddddiiiidddddddd:D
LMOA :2purples: :220v:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:31 PM
Don't you mean ...yyyyyeeesssss hhhhhhheeeee ddddiiiidddddddd:D
yyyyyyyeeesssssss hhhhhhhheeeeeeeee dddddooooeeessssss..:D :D :D

Kim Hanson
06-18-2007, 08:34 PM
Hi newbie. Don't worry about all the sh*t talking on here, most are all bark and no bite:eek:
I would bite you..........(( . ))(( . ))..........;)
Welcome newbie stay on your own side and all will be cool.........( . )( . )............:)

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:35 PM
yyyyyyyeeesssssss hhhhhhhheeeeeeeee dddddooooeeessssss..:D :D :D
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:36 PM
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)
with a kick start..But it's not for him.:devil: :D

WishIknew
06-18-2007, 08:37 PM
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)
CRAZY CANADIANS ALL OF YOU:D :D :D :D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:38 PM
with a kick start..But it's not for him.:devil: :D
Wwwwwwhhhhhattttssss hhheeee dddooooiiinnn wwwiiittth yyyyouuuur pplllluuuummmbbbiiinnnggg???? :D
PPPPP....SSSSs>>. ssshhhooouuulllnnnndd""""nnnntttt hhhhhaaaavvveeee lllleeee ttthhhheee wwwwiiifffeee llloooookkkk ooovvveeerrr mmmmyyy ssssshooouuuuullllddddeeeerrr

Kim Hanson
06-18-2007, 08:39 PM
Palm Springs? I hear there's nuttin but steers n queers in Palm Springs. Well, mostly queers and blue haired old ladies that wear sequenced vests and drive convertable Sebrings.
Steers and Queers, shit I thought that was Texass :D :D .............( . )( . )...........Sebrings, is that a new breed of Cows, I have heard of Holsteins ;)

Tom Brown
06-18-2007, 08:40 PM
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)
... and if you wait for an argument to break out, it's too late. You have to stay on top of that shit.
If an argument does break out, you have to lay low until the next morning and wake her with the electric vagina/clit treatment.
I'm telling ya... if you don't keep the orgasms rolling through chickville every day or two, these gals will turn to the dark side.
It's the same for guys but what guy has ever gone two days without an orgasm? That would be silly.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:40 PM
Wwwwwwhhhhhattttssss hhheeee dddooooiiinnn wwwiiittth yyyyouuuur pplllluuuummmbbbiiinnnggg???? :D
hhhhhhhhheeeeeee iiiiiisssssss tttttttaaaaaakkkkkkiiiiinnnngggggg ggggggrrrrreeeeatttttt cccccaaaaarrrrreeeee ooooofffff iiiiiiittttttt..:D :D

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:41 PM
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)
I't was 169.oo we got the rechargables.Set it and forget it :D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:42 PM
... and if you wait for an argument to break out, it's too late. You have to stay on top of that shit.
If an argument does break out, you have to lay low until the next morning and wake her with the electric vagina/clit treatment.
I'm telling ya... if you don't keep the orgasms rolling through chickville every day or two, these gals will turn to the dark side.
It's the same for guys but what guy has ever gone two days without an orgasm? That would be silly.
i'm prolly the only guy witha hertz meter beside the bed that reads 68 :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:43 PM
... and if you wait for an argument to break out, it's too late. You have to stay on top of that shit.
If an argument does break out, you have to lay low until the next morning and wake her with the electric vagina/clit treatment.
I'm telling ya... if you don't keep the orgasms rolling through chickville every day or two, these gals will turn to the dark side.
It's the same for guys but what guy has ever gone two days without an orgasm? That would be silly.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/curtsie.gif:D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:44 PM
I't was 169.oo we got the rechargables.Set it and forget it :D
I try to talk with this thing and my voice is like a bad truck ride through the desert.:jawdrop:

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:46 PM
I try to talk with this thing and my voice is like a bad truck ride through the desert.:jawdrop:
Don't talk with your mouth full! :eek:

Kim Hanson
06-18-2007, 08:47 PM
Nothin says i love you like jammin a 143 dollar vibrator up your spouses ass with the energizer bunny on full fukkin charge!;)
Some rose's work better and you don't have to go sit on some ice while the nut ease up on the swelling...........( . )( . ).........:idea: You have been in the woods to long buddy, when is the club going to come into play :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:47 PM
Don't talk with your mouth full! :eek:
LMAO!! :D :D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:52 PM
Some rose's work better and you don't have to go sit on some ice while the nut ease up on the swelling...........( . )( . ).........:idea: You have been in the woods to long buddy, when is the club going to come into play :D :D
Oh don't pretend that marcie hasnt jammed some powered instrument of doom up your ass in the past 2 weeks:rolleyes:

MR FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:55 PM
Oh don't pretend that marcie hasnt jammed some powered instrument of doom up your ass in the past 2 weeks:rolleyes:
That's fnny right there :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 08:56 PM
That's fnny right there :D
He know whistles when he walks.:D :D