Big Problems in Alberta!

[hoolign]

So I cut the lawn today. This thing they call "Sun" was out...No clouds.. I weed wacked and mowed for 6 hours..and there must be some Nuclear testing close by because my skin is all red and is very hot! :mad: I'm sure I'm Doooomed! It feels as if I'm being cooked from the outside in! This is a very unpleasant feeling and am going to seek medical aid in the morning...In case I don't make it I leave my entire roach collection to TBI, My assmaster 4000 to Tom and my collection of Hustlers to Ratso! :jawdrop:

[Tom Brown]

Maybe you should have left the back 9 for tomorrow?

[hoolign]

Maybe you should have left the back 9 for tomorrow?
I think I'm finished! I look like a lobster..but sound like a dolphin every time I move:mad:

[Ziggy]

fricken albino wimp.....rotflmao..
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Any chance of bidding on any of those collections?? :D:D

[soupersonic]

You wouldnt have that problem if you lived here in AZ. You could get an illegal alien to mow for you for a few pesos while you watch and drink Moosehead or Labatt's. Maybe we should start shipping them to Canada :D Try some aloe on that burn :)

[zudnic]

You wouldnt have that problem if you lived here in AZ. You could get an illegal alien to mow for you for a few pesos while you watch and drink Moosehead or Labatt's. Maybe we should start shipping them to Canada :D Try some aloe on that burn :)
corte mi césped

[soupersonic]

corte mi césped
Un corte correcto puede marcar la diferencia entre un césped mediocre y uno excelente. Hay unas pocas decisiones sencillas a tomar en cuenta sobre el corte que se notarán en su césped.

[soupersonic]

Where do you think we got Hooli from....:jawdrop:
No friggin way, he wouldnt be sunburned then :D

[rrrr]

Hooli, just finish scraping all of the grass off of your property with the bobcat. You don't have to mow dirt and you already have a good start on it. :idea: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Try some advil and aloe gel. Poor lil white boy :D

[BoatPI]

Just jump into some cool water....

[hoolign]

Try some advil and aloe gel. Poor lil white boy :D
Asked the liquor vendor for "aloe' last night..he just looked at me as if i was asking for the key to his store:idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Asked the liquor vendor for "aloe' last night..he just looked at me as if i was asking for the key to his store:idea:
LMAO
I have no doubt :D

[Nord]

Maybe you should have left the back 9 for tomorrow?
Thats what I was thinking lol......
6 hours....
:D

[Big Warlock]

So I cut the lawn today. This thing they call "Sun" was out...No clouds.. I weed wacked and mowed for 6 hours..and there must be some Nuclear testing close by because my skin is all red and is very hot! :mad: I'm sure I'm Doooomed! It feels as if I'm being cooked from the outside in! This is a very unpleasant feeling and am going to seek medical aid in the morning...In case I don't make it I leave my entire roach collection to TBI, My assmaster 4000 to Tom and my collection of Hustlers to Ratso! :jawdrop:
I think it's going to touch 113 today here. Guess we won't be expecting you huh?? :D

[Dave C]

ya right. mow the lawn.. sure..... you know hooli passed out face first in his front yard....... 6 hours later:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[BoatPI]

Maybe it is the $8.5 BILLION TAX SURPLUS that Alberta has for about 2.5 million people???????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????

[hoolign]

Nice..... you broadcast that out for all to hear....
you bitch about Mexicans, we got Newfies and Frenchmen
__________________
Trade ya!
Rio
The deal will include Hanson! :idea:

[zudnic]

Un corte correcto puede marcar la diferencia entre un césped mediocre y uno excelente. Hay unas pocas decisiones sencillas a tomar en cuenta sobre el corte que se notarán en su césped.
:idea: :D
Nice..... you broadcast that out for all to hear....
you bitch about Mexicans, we got Newfies and Frenchmen
Le ciel est bleu; l'enfer est rouge

[BoatPI]

Try to find a Mexican food place in Alberta!! Forget it.
As far as the heat, I golfed in K Country a few weeks back and it was 81 degrees, while in Surf City it was just 68. Might be a warm summer in Alberta.
You Canucks look me up for a cold one in Canmore 7/4-7-11. Beer provided by the BPI.

[hoolign]

Your French sucks
as it does for most Canadians:D

[hoolign]

Try to find a Mexican food place in Alberta!! Forget it.
As far as the heat, I golfed in K Country a few weeks back and it was 81 degrees, while in Surf City it was just 68. Might be a warm summer in Alberta.
You Canucks look me up for a cold one in Canmore 7/4-7-11. Beer provided by the BPI.
I've been known to indulge in the "cold" beverages from time to time..If my work schecule fits..I'll be down to assist in the consumption process!
We're going to have a Lobster fest here within the month. Hopefullly timing works out and you can hit it. Canucky is going to be the waiter and Hanson the bartender. So the food will likely be busy arguing with him while Hanson makes excuses for spillage:D

[BoatPI]

Canmore has an incredible micro brew in the village, which just ahppens to be one block from the Pi's hangout.

[zudnic]

as it does for most Canadians:D
I'm only half and my American roots are winning....... :D
California is awesome for $12 can get my Excursion washed and hand dried and vaccumed while I watch.... :idea:

[BoatPI]

And for $1.99 you can get a bottle of Merlot at Trader Joe's AKA "two buck chuck".

[zudnic]

And for $1.99 you can get a bottle of Merlot at Trader Joe's AKA "two buck chuck".
Trader Joe's has Merlot that inexpensive? Talkin with them to do a private label smoothie line of drinks. :D

[hoolign]

Bla Bla Bla..... Beer?
On my 3rd

[Fast Freddy]

So I cut the lawn today. This thing they call "Sun" was out...No clouds.. I weed wacked and mowed for 6 hours..and there must be some Nuclear testing close by because my skin is all red and is very hot! :mad: I'm sure I'm Doooomed! It feels as if I'm being cooked from the outside in! This is a very unpleasant feeling and am going to seek medical aid in the morning...In case I don't make it I leave my entire roach collection to TBI, My assmaster 4000 to Tom and my collection of Hustlers to Ratso! :jawdrop:
taking doxcycline and goin in the sun is a bad idea