I am the amazing HOOLINSKI..and will tell your future

[hoolign]

g'head...try me :D

[laveycrafter]

1. Will OJ confess
2. What will be the sex of my baby
3. What time will I go to bed
4. What will I be doing tommorow
5. Will the algae in my pool go away
6. Will I win the lottery
I have more questions, but will wait as I know my future tommorow, just testing to see if you do........:):D :) :eek: :sqeyes:

[Cheap Thrills]

Does this look infected ?
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

Should I trust this fart ? Hurry the hell up I can't wait forever on this one .. :D
T.

[hoolign]

1. Will OJ confess ..yeah right and the sun will rise in the west tomorrow
2. What will be the sex of my baby - Missionary to start and once it gets some expierience doggy style will soon come into play- I feel you don't need worry about this for another 16.2 years!
3. What time will I go to bed - prior to falling asleep!
4. What will I be doing tommorow - the weather will determine this not me!
5. Will the algae in my pool go away- no.it will mearly do what all Algea does..wait until you have spent many dollars then re appear to say a kind "hello"
6. Will I win the lottery - yes ..enjoy your free ticket
I have more questions, but will wait as I know my future tommorow, just testing to see if you do........:):D :) :eek: :sqeyes:
I may not always be "right' but I'm seldom always "wrong":D

[hoolign]

Should I trust this fart ? Hurry the hell up I can't wait forever on this one .. :D
T.
Crank it out! I feel your pain!

[Cheap Thrills]

Crank it out! I feel your pain!
Whew ! man , the only bad thing about it is , I don't have anyone here to share it with.... I ought ta bottle this and sell it on Ebay.
T. :D

[hoolign]

Whew ! man , the only bad thing about it is , I don't have anyone here to share it with.... I ought ta bottle this and sell it on Ebay.
T. :D
In your honor I'm making a sardine`/ asparagus and saurkraut sanwhich! With over cooked macaronie and cheeze!

[Cheap Thrills]

In your honor I'm making a sardine`/ asparagus and saurkraut sanwhich! With over cooked macaronie and cheeze!
Add a can of Beanie Weenies and That would recipe for some Crowd Pleasers for sure :D
Bon Apitite :D
T.

[hoolign]

Add a can of Beanie Weenies and That would recipe for some Crowd Pleasers for sure :D
Bon Apitite :D
T.
Can't..I shit myself making it..I shoulda seen that commin! :mad:

[Tom Brown]

Will I be learning the stucco trade any time soon?

[hoolign]

Will I be learning the stucco trade any time soon?
I feel a ...yes ..yes you will within the month!

[hoolign]

Will I have a white Christmas?
At 60 bucks a gram for Peruvian flake you can have a white July 1st :D

[Baja Big Dog]

Will Pepto relieve the fricken squirts I have had for a week!
Do toilet seats come with freckles on the bottom?

[lucky]

What time is it :confused:

[hoolign]

Will Pepto relieve the fricken squirts I have had for a week!
Do toilet seats come with freckles on the bottom?
no it won't and in your case..that fart your gonna have at 5:30 this afternoon should not be trusted!

[Baja Big Dog]

no it won't and in your case..that fart your gonna have at 5:30 this afternoon should not be trusted!
DAM....I figured so...

[hoolign]

What time is it :confused:
Time to put that "Over 60" magazine down and get back to the lawn! :eek:

[Wheeler]

Will I live a long and fruitful life?

[RitcheyRch]

Will I find a job once really start looking?

[The Next Guy]

Will I return to the Ozarks? specifically Knob Lick Mountain

[Kim Hanson]

Will I return to the Ozarks? specifically Knob Lick Mountain
Stupid question.YES.!..You are the next guy right :confused: ........( . )( . )...........

[Riverdog1]

1. Will OJ confess
2. What will be the sex of my baby
3. What time will I go to bed
4. What will I be doing tommorow
5. Will the algae in my pool go away
6. Will I win the lottery
I have more questions, but will wait as I know my future tommorow, just testing to see if you do........:):D :) :eek: :sqeyes:
OJ already did in his book!
If you screw hard and often, it will be a boy. If you're deprived it will be a girl.
You won't...at least not tonight...(AFTER MIDNIGHT, WE'RE GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT). Maybe early morning, but not today.
You will be boating.
When you get you're lazy ass off the couch and pour some chemicals in the pool.
You won't. Get yer lazy ass off the couch and go to work.:D :D

[The Next Guy]

Stupid question.YES.!..You are the next guy right :confused: ........( . )( . )...........
You Canadians think you are so smart, just because you have 15,715 posts, don't make you smart or give you the right to hurt others feelings :(

[Kim Hanson]

You Canadians think you are so smart, just because you have 15,715 posts, don't make you smart or give you the right to hurt others feelings :(
I'm going to HELL , didn't ya know that :D :D ..........( . )( . )...............Post count just shows how much a smart ass you are :idea:

[Tom Brown]

... just because you have 15,715 posts, don't make you smart or give you the right to hurt others feelings :(
Get bent.
Kick his ass, Kim. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif

[Kim Hanson]

Get bent.
Kick his ass, Kim. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
Then will come in the next guy, it's a never ending struggle to be calm Tommy.........( . )( . )............12 pack- 24 pack what ever it takes " I AM CANADIAN ":D :D

[thatguy]

Kim,
Uhh, what is a "calm Tommy"?
Tommy
Oh wise one,
Will my thankless offspring ever be self supporting?
Tommy

[The Next Guy]

Get bent.
Kick his ass, Kim. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
Blow Me

[hoolign]

Will I live a long and fruitful life?
yes, but as long as if your going to be fruity you wrap it up and dont ever post anything about it!

[hoolign]

Kim,
Uhh, what is a "calm Tommy"?
Tommy
Oh wise one,
Will my thankless offspring ever be self supporting?
Tommy
No, they'll be in your pockets till the end of time! :rolleyes:

[lucky]

hey hooolidini- how members read this link befor signing up for hot boat http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-drunk_asshole.html:D

[hoolign]

Blow Me
The next guy will blow you!

[hoolign]

hey hooolidini- how members read this link befor signing up for hot boat http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-drunk_asshole.html:D
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:confused:

[soupersonic]

You Canadians think you are so smart, just because you have 15,715 posts, don't make you smart or give you the right to hurt others feelings :(
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/hurtfeelingsreport.jpg

[BadKachina]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/hurtfeelingsreport.jpg
perfect..........LMAO:D

[pixilatedpussy]

g'head...try me :D
What lie in my future????:confused: :D ( Now.....this ought to be good)

[hoolign]

What lie in my future????:confused: :D ( Now.....this ought to be good)
I see one arm holding a kid up to a tit while the other is pushing a 6' tall one away from the other titty . I also see plenty of titty pics headed this way as a form of appreciation for being none other than "THE AMAZING HOOLINSKI"
Beaver shots are now accepted at par. :D

[rrrr]

Do you foresee learning how to drive your Bobcat in a manner that doesn't piss off your wife?

[lucky]

Do you foresee learning how to drive your Bobcat in a manner that doesn't piss off your wife?
women are fickle - just bend her over and give her the pickle :) :D

[hoolign]

Do you foresee learning how to drive your Bobcat in a manner that doesn't piss off your wife?
Did my first long wheelie in it last time I was home.( well...maybe 20 feet) .the yard actually looks great now! Took me a bit to get the hang of "grade" :D and a bit longer to realize that dry work has better results than wet work( but not near as fun) .I did however become a master at ove loading it and can run a tire off the rim with 1500 lbs in the bucket faster than anyone :D

[pixilatedpussy]

I see one arm holding a kid up to a tit while the other is pushing a 6' tall one away from the other titty . I also see plenty of titty pics headed this way as a form of appreciation for being none other than "THE AMAZING HOOLINSKI"
Beaver shots are now accepted at par. :D
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D LMFAO!