Democratic National Convention

[Big Warlock]

2008 Democratic National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -* Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[framer1]

Sounds about right:eek:

[westair]

Throw global warming in there and I think you got it covered.:D :D

[NuckinFutz]

The sad thing is this is probably truer than we want to believe.

[Big Warlock]

I thought it was funny as hell. So I had to post it!

[Jordy]

Hey, shouldn't you be overseeing the beach this morning and rating the female joggers??? I can't do it all myself you know. :D

[Big Warlock]

Hey, shouldn't you be overseeing the beach this morning and rating the female joggers??? I can't do it all myself you know. :D
I am all over it!!! Have the girls on the beach working out this morning. You're missing it!!! :D
Oh, and our buddy with the Skater just BOUGHT that place we saw enroute to Woody's. Comprende amigo??? :D

[Jordy]

I am all over it!!! Have the girls on the beach working out this morning. You're missing it!!! :D
Oh, and our buddy with the Skater just BOUGHT that place we saw enroute to Woody's. Comprende amigo??? :D
Some of us do have to some work to support the economy these days. ;)
Bought the place huh??? Well, when do we get the tour??? :idea:

[Big Warlock]

I spoke to our mutual friend and he is getting the scoop for me. Things are going well for some I guess!!!

[Big Warlock]

BUt I found a place nearby, same island, on the point. See other thread.