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07-13-2007, 12:36 PM
Joe Arpaio
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH
JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA
COUNTY SHERIFF WHO KEEPS GETTING ELECTED
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, (In Arizona ), created the
" Tent City Jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and
charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking
and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
weights and cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do
free work on county and city projects.
Then He Started
Chain Gangs For Women
So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For Discrimination.
He took away cable TV Until
h e found out there was
A
Federal Court Order
that
Required Cable TV For Jails.
So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again,
The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.
When asked why the weather channel
He Replied,
So They Will Know
How Hot It's Gonna Be
While They Are Working
ON
My Chain Gangs.
He Cut Off Coffee
Since It Has
Zero Nutritional Value.
When the inmates complained, he told them,
"This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton.
If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on
videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture
series by a Democrat, he replied a democratic
lecture series might explain why a lot of the
inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More On The! Arizona Sheriff:!
With Temperatures Being Even Hotter!
Than Usual In Phoenix
(116 Degrees Just Set A New Record),
the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A
Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment
At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given
Permission To Strip Down To Their
Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers
were either curled up on their bunk beds or
chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.
Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels
As Sweat! Collected! On Thei r Chests And
Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.
"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,"
Said James Zanzot,
An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS
for 1 year.
"It's Inhumane."
Joe Arpaio,
the tough-guy sheriff
who created the tent city and long ago started
making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic
He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
"It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are
Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear
Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any
Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"
Way To Go, Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one
there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders.
Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not
live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only
to go out and commit another crime so they can get
back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things
taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.
Sheriff Joe
was just re-elected Sheriff in
Maricopa County , Arizona .
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH
JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA
COUNTY SHERIFF WHO KEEPS GETTING ELECTED
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, (In Arizona ), created the
" Tent City Jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and
charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking
and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
weights and cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do
free work on county and city projects.
Then He Started
Chain Gangs For Women
So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For Discrimination.
He took away cable TV Until
h e found out there was
A
Federal Court Order
that
Required Cable TV For Jails.
So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again,
The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.
When asked why the weather channel
He Replied,
So They Will Know
How Hot It's Gonna Be
While They Are Working
ON
My Chain Gangs.
He Cut Off Coffee
Since It Has
Zero Nutritional Value.
When the inmates complained, he told them,
"This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton.
If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on
videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture
series by a Democrat, he replied a democratic
lecture series might explain why a lot of the
inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More On The! Arizona Sheriff:!
With Temperatures Being Even Hotter!
Than Usual In Phoenix
(116 Degrees Just Set A New Record),
the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A
Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment
At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given
Permission To Strip Down To Their
Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers
were either curled up on their bunk beds or
chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.
Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels
As Sweat! Collected! On Thei r Chests And
Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.
"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,"
Said James Zanzot,
An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS
for 1 year.
"It's Inhumane."
Joe Arpaio,
the tough-guy sheriff
who created the tent city and long ago started
making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic
He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
"It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are
Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear
Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any
Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"
Way To Go, Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one
there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders.
Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not
live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only
to go out and commit another crime so they can get
back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things
taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.
Sheriff Joe
was just re-elected Sheriff in
Maricopa County , Arizona .