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djdtpr
07-13-2007, 12:36 PM
Joe Arpaio
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH
JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA
COUNTY SHERIFF WHO KEEPS GETTING ELECTED
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, (In Arizona ), created the
" Tent City Jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and
charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking
and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
weights and cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do
free work on county and city projects.
Then He Started
Chain Gangs For Women
So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For Discrimination.
He took away cable TV Until
h e found out there was
A
Federal Court Order
that
Required Cable TV For Jails.
So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again,
The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.
When asked why the weather channel
He Replied,
So They Will Know
How Hot It's Gonna Be
While They Are Working
ON
My Chain Gangs.
He Cut Off Coffee
Since It Has
Zero Nutritional Value.
When the inmates complained, he told them,
"This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton.
If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on
videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture
series by a Democrat, he replied a democratic
lecture series might explain why a lot of the
inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More On The! Arizona Sheriff:!
With Temperatures Being Even Hotter!
Than Usual In Phoenix
(116 Degrees Just Set A New Record),
the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A
Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment
At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given
Permission To Strip Down To Their
Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers
were either curled up on their bunk beds or
chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.
Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels
As Sweat! Collected! On Thei r Chests And
Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.
"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,"
Said James Zanzot,
An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS
for 1 year.
"It's Inhumane."
Joe Arpaio,
the tough-guy sheriff
who created the tent city and long ago started
making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic
He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
"It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are
Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear
Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any
Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"
Way To Go, Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one
there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders.
Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not
live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only
to go out and commit another crime so they can get
back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things
taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.
Sheriff Joe
was just re-elected Sheriff in
Maricopa County , Arizona .

RitcheyRch
07-13-2007, 12:46 PM
Joe for President

Hopdaddie
07-13-2007, 12:48 PM
Funny my friend sent me the same e-mail string this morning...
Update
on Joe Arpaio
TO
THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE
MARICOPA , Arizona Sheriff who created
the " Tent City Jail":He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped
smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights , Cut off all
but "G" movies.He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city
projects.Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away
cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked
Up The Cable TV Again only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He
Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs. He Cut Off
Coffee Since It has Zero Nutritional Value.When the inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't The
Ritz/Carlton. If You Don't Like It, > > Don't
Come Back." He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the
jails.When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that
a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his
jails in the first place. More On The Arizona Sheriff:With
Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the
Associated Press Reports: About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At
The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their
Government-Issued Pink boxer Shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the
tents, which reached 138 Degrees
Inside
The Week Before.Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their
PINK SOCKS. "It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace," Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. "It's
Inhumane."Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and
eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So
Shut Your Damned Mouths!" Way To Go, Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime
and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for
their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves. If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.
Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County ,Arizona

Jyruiz
07-13-2007, 12:54 PM
Hope it is not Snoped cause everything he is doing sounds real good to me.

djdtpr
07-13-2007, 12:57 PM
I wonder what it would take to get him to move to CA.:D

RiverDave
07-13-2007, 01:34 PM
that e-mail sounds good.. Jordy's pointed out in the past on here somethings that he's done that weren't so bueno.. Wish I could remember what they were, but honestly I really don't care about Joe.
RD