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BrianB
08-09-2007, 07:18 AM
Another day at the channel spent with great people from the boards.
Talk of boost pressure and prop pitch when it hits me.
"So who got you on the boards?" One asked
"This guy is Holy Moly's best friend in the world" Laughed another
I've never felt so ashamed,I had to excuse myself as if I needed a beer.
Guilty by association,I can't change my past.

Todd969
08-09-2007, 07:24 AM
With that kind of image who needs any other friends?:D
Did you have any toon luck?

RitcheyRch
08-09-2007, 08:01 AM
Your life as you know it is OVER. :D

BrianB
08-09-2007, 08:15 AM
Filthy little leach has a hold on me

lucky
08-09-2007, 08:18 AM
I would associate with that midget anytime :D

Riverkid
08-09-2007, 08:32 AM
Filthy little leach has a hold on me
The three legged midg is everywhere...

BrianB
08-09-2007, 01:01 PM
The three legged midg is everywhere...
The human trencher
Keep him off the lawn
At the last BBQ he picked up a scent,and by the time it was all over my yard looked like a hog had been diggen for roots.

HavaSkank
08-09-2007, 01:05 PM
Tell me about it. I spent quality time with peeps from the boards and I was constantly being accused of being Tom Brown with a vagina.

Biglue
08-09-2007, 01:26 PM
The human trencher
Keep him off the lawn
At the last BBQ he picked up a scent,and by the time it was all over my yard looked like a hog had been diggen for roots.
LMFAO. That's good shit right there. :D

WishIknew
08-09-2007, 01:55 PM
Holy Moly is a stand up guy So dont start no S**T :)

BrianB
08-09-2007, 04:58 PM
Holy Moly is a stand up guy So dont start no S**T :)
We've been friends longer than the Bush's have been in office.
I'm talkin GB senior.
Your saying he's a stand up guy?
Seatted or standing,it all measures up the same to me.
Things Holy Moly has never heard at a baseball game;
....Sit down in front!!!!!
....This urinal is open(prefers to sit,aiming up and walking forward as pressure drops is a bitch)

HM
08-09-2007, 05:03 PM
Should I change my name to Mango? :D

BrianB
08-09-2007, 05:09 PM
How have u bean?
Let the bashing begin

HM
08-09-2007, 05:22 PM
I am in AZ hob nobbing. I was forced to play golf at We-Ko-Pa golf club today - shot an 89:mad: . I am staying at this crappy hotel called the Renaissance Resort. I had dinner at a hole in the wall called Elements at the Sanctuary last night. Tonight I am being dragged off to Wildfish Seafood Grille. More golf tomorrow at Ancala Country Club. When will the madness end? :D

Riverkid
08-09-2007, 05:35 PM
We need another wingman story.
I've had two drinks so I think the timing is right...:D

Biglue
08-09-2007, 05:38 PM
I am in AZ hob nobbing. I was forced to play golf at We-Ko-Pa golf club today - shot an 89:mad: . I am staying at this crappy hotel called the Renaissance Resort. I had dinner at a hole in the wall called Elements at the Sanctuary last night. Tonight I am being dragged off to Wildfish Seafood Grille. More golf tomorrow at Ancala Country Club. When will the madness end? :D
HM, I didn't think I'd ever see the day you just let some one just give you shit and not knock him on his ass. Guess this is payback for the thread you started a while back. :D :D

Riverkid
08-09-2007, 05:40 PM
Not even HM would get after him. It would be VERY BAD.:D

Biglue
08-09-2007, 05:42 PM
Not even HM would get after him. It would be VERY BAD.:D
The crazy horse camp ground stories you guys dropped a while back had me cracking up something awful.

Riverkid
08-09-2007, 05:47 PM
for more of those... :D

BrianB
08-09-2007, 06:06 PM
After bbq duty.Wifes playing bunko so I'm single gay Dad tonight
The teazer is burns,hospital,and yet another fat chick

essexjet
08-09-2007, 06:32 PM
I am in AZ hob nobbing. I was forced to play golf at We-Ko-Pa golf club today - shot an 89:mad: . I am staying at this crappy hotel called the Renaissance Resort. I had dinner at a hole in the wall called Elements at the Sanctuary last night. Tonight I am being dragged off to Wildfish Seafood Grille. More golf tomorrow at Ancala Country Club. When will the madness end? :D
Yeah that place is a dive :rolleyes:
http://cache.marriott.com/propertyimages/p/phxsr/phototour/phxsr_phototour09.jpg?Log=1

Riverkid
08-09-2007, 07:27 PM
After bbq duty.Wifes playing bunko so I'm single gay Dad tonight
The teazer is burns,hospital,and yet another fat chick
I'd have stopped by but you had to throw that out there...

Boatcop
08-09-2007, 08:00 PM
I am in AZ hob nobbing. I was forced to play golf at We-Ko-Pa golf club today - shot an 89:mad: . I am staying at this crappy hotel called the Renaissance Resort. I had dinner at a hole in the wall called Elements at the Sanctuary last night. Tonight I am being dragged off to Wildfish Seafood Grille. More golf tomorrow at Ancala Country Club. When will the madness end? :D
I was in Phoenix for a meeting today.
I wondered why all those cars with rainbow stickers were heading for Fort McDowell.
Now I know. :D

HM
08-09-2007, 10:31 PM
Yeah that place is a dive :rolleyes:
http://cache.marriott.com/propertyimages/p/phxsr/phototour/phxsr_phototour09.jpg?Log=1
Just checkin to see if any zonies were watching this thread. :D

HM
08-09-2007, 10:36 PM
After bbq duty.Wifes playing bunko so I'm single gay Dad tonight
The teazer is burns,hospital,and yet another fat chick
Another fat chick? Don't be hatin' just because you had to go back to your tent and hug your pillow.

BrianB
08-10-2007, 07:56 AM
Another day spent in the cove with my boy HM.His natural instinct is to protect the boat even if it had a crappy red paint job.He scurries across the hot 429 to save the day and shakes hands with the Bassett pipe.Now we all know what frying bacon sounds like,add mini me cry of "Ahh Shiat!"
Not to spoil our fun he self medicates thru a silver can and doesn't complain till that afternoon."Dude,I think I need to go to the hospital"He presents his curled up blistered hand to the crew and it's nasty.Second degree water balloon blisters with little cocktail frank fingers stickin out.
When we arrive at the ER in Havi it's a show.One kid is skateboarding in the room covered in cactus needles.Some brown jug blowin,corn pipe smokin inbred and his "Mama" wait'n for his weekly medication.And two drunk hotties,one of which is casted from her azz to her toes after falling from a houseboat and breaking her leg.HM shows no mercy,"What happened? Where you girls stay'n? I had my leg in a cast once"
The broken leg girl gets on the phone and it's Fn this and F bomb that.Hillbilly Jim jumps up and shouts"Watch your dirty fckn mouth around my Mama"The two girls tear him apart in drill SGT style.HM and I sit there giggling when he get's called in.
The next day is spent of coarse back at the cove.HM swims from boat to boat with his mumified hand held up as if presenting the Olympic torch .I don't know how many times he told his story that day,but I do know that I had to hold two cans of beer up to my eyes and scream "Beer goggles"....And wave him off in aircraft carrier flightdirector form more than twice.
You da man HM...You da man

Riverkid
08-10-2007, 09:45 AM
:d

HM
08-10-2007, 11:41 AM
I was in Phoenix for a meeting today.
I wondered why all those cars with rainbow stickers were heading for Fort McDowell.
Now I know. :D
Yes....we were supporting Arizona's law enforcement ability to be open a free in their sexual preferences. Found out that having a rainbow sticker in a state where people are allowed to carry guns is not a good mix. :D

HM
08-10-2007, 11:50 AM
.... .I don't know how many times he told his story that day,but I do know that I had to hold two cans of beer up to my eyes and scream "Beer goggles"....And wave him off in aircraft carrier flightdirector form more than twice.
You da man HM...You da man
I remember that....I was groovin' with some chick with big breastesssessess when I hear off in the distance. FRANK!!! FRANK!!!! I look up and see the crew of the Red Roostin' Chick Magnet of a boat to see 3 people waving their hands frantically at me and screaming "BEER GOGGLES!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!" while BrianB puts up a couple of cans to his eyes as if he was using them like binoculars. Knowing they had my back....I didn't even question and I bolted back to the crew and they were laughing their asses off as they tried to describe the nasty havaskank I was fornicating with.
Good Times. :D :D :D

Riverkid
08-10-2007, 12:00 PM
... with little cocktail frank fingers stickin out.
...You da man
That's good work there, B... :D

BrianB
08-10-2007, 04:21 PM
We used that one for years"Watch your fckn mouth around my Momma"
HM has never been afraid to ask what we are thinking but to embarrassed to ask.Yet again he lures a plump younge miss with :jawdrop: :jawdrop: bigins on the boat.Lets take a picture for the guys at the office he says.
Next he blurps out "Can I hold your Juggs?"
The top comes off and I'm stuck shooting soft core porn with a $12 Kodak for the DOBs back at corp.

BrianB
08-13-2007, 04:36 PM
Answer your phone! Maybe you were "forced "as you say on another skum suckin sales trip.Stop stroken yur punny putter and call me.
No E.T.H. receptionist were harmed during this post

HavaSkank
08-13-2007, 06:02 PM
I remember that....I was groovin' with some chick with big breastesssessess....."BEER GOGGLES!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!"..... they were laughing their asses off as they tried to describe the nasty Havaskank I was fornicating with.
You never called, you bastard....and I told you I LOVED YOU

HM
08-17-2007, 07:46 AM
We used that one for years"Watch your fckn mouth around my Momma"
HM has never been afraid to ask what we are thinking but to embarrassed to ask.Yet again he lures a plump younge miss with :jawdrop: :jawdrop: bigins on the boat.Lets take a picture for the guys at the office he says.
Next he blurps out "Can I hold your Juggs?"
The top comes off and I'm stuck shooting soft core porn with a $12 Kodak for the DOBs back at corp.
Ahhhhh...Cathleen. River Bimbo from Hell. "I don't sleep with a guy on the first date.....but this is really like our second date....right?" :D She was also the one that got me on a pineapple juice diet. :D