burtandnancy2
08-13-2007, 01:43 PM
This will drive Al and Jessie crazy, but its Letterman, not anyone we know personally:
10 Top Reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers;
10. Have to sit upright while driving
9. Pistol won't stay under front seat
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at same time
6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr
5. Police cars on track interfere with race
4. No passenger seat for the ho
3. No Cadillacs approved for competition
2. When theycrash their cars, they bail out and run
and the number one reason why blacks can't be in NASCAR
1. They can't wear their helmets sideways
10 Top Reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers;
10. Have to sit upright while driving
9. Pistol won't stay under front seat
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at same time
6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr
5. Police cars on track interfere with race
4. No passenger seat for the ho
3. No Cadillacs approved for competition
2. When theycrash their cars, they bail out and run
and the number one reason why blacks can't be in NASCAR
1. They can't wear their helmets sideways