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Gilligan
08-20-2007, 08:32 AM
bv

LAFD
08-20-2007, 08:43 AM
:eek:

IMPATIENT 1
08-20-2007, 08:45 AM
lmao, maybe you need a ziptie:D

Her454
08-20-2007, 08:46 AM
This should get interesting. :eek: :D

Wet Dream
08-20-2007, 08:47 AM
I don't think you'll find one box of condoms that state:
"These condoms PREVENT STD'S". Not a chance in hell. I was always under the impression they are designed to reduce pregnancy and reduce the chances of transmitting or contracting STD's, but not a 100% guarantee.

fatboy95
08-20-2007, 08:49 AM
lmao, maybe you need a ziptie:D
dip it in Roundup, kills off everything

photo chick
08-20-2007, 08:49 AM
Ok do you really think someone on here is going to post "Yeah I did" ?

djunkie
08-20-2007, 08:53 AM
Ok do you really think someone on here is going to post "Yeah I did" ?
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D

Wet Dream
08-20-2007, 08:53 AM
Ok do you really think someone on here is going to post "Yeah I did" ?
LMAO, exactly. :D

Her454
08-20-2007, 08:53 AM
Ok do you really think someone on here is going to post "Yeah I did" ?
Since ya mentioned it, my money is on Tom Brown.:D

Kachina26
08-20-2007, 08:56 AM
Nah, I got all mine while riding bareback :confused:

Jbb
08-20-2007, 08:57 AM
Since ya mentioned it, my money is on Tom Brown.:D
:p
Its actually mentioned in Browns memoirs .....chapter 6 ..."One time at band camp"

MissB
08-20-2007, 08:59 AM
Nah, I got all mine while riding bareback :confused:
ROTFLMFAO:jawdrop: :) :D !!!

adjones419
08-20-2007, 09:01 AM
:p
Its actually mentioned in Browns memoirs .....chapter 6 ..."One time at band camp"
I didn't know a trombone could give you an STD. :confused:

photo chick
08-20-2007, 09:02 AM
Since ya mentioned it, my money is on Tom Brown.:D
yeah and I'm sure we'll get a page of detail on what he was eating when it went down....:jawdrop:

LAFD
08-20-2007, 09:06 AM
put some windex on it.

rrrr
08-20-2007, 09:28 AM
You're phucked......might as well make the doctor appointment. :jawdrop: :D

OGShocker
08-20-2007, 09:30 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
HOLY SHIT, I just spit coffee all over my laptop.. LMAO!!! That was a Hot Boat CLASSIC!!

Some Kind Of Monster
08-20-2007, 09:34 AM
Nah, I got all mine while riding bareback :confused:
Thats funny!

Some Kind Of Monster
08-20-2007, 09:34 AM
Nah, I got all mine while riding bareback :confused:
Thats funny!

Garrddogg
08-20-2007, 09:34 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
OUCH! :D

Garrddogg
08-20-2007, 09:35 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
OUCH! :D

Garrddogg
08-20-2007, 09:36 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
OUCH! :D

Garrddogg
08-20-2007, 09:37 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
OUCH! :D

Kachina26
08-20-2007, 09:39 AM
OUCH! :D
OUCH! :D
OUCH! :D
OUCH! :D
Slow down Gary:)

djunkie
08-20-2007, 09:41 AM
OUCH! :D
Sorry Gary. Didn't mean to throw ya under the bus. :D :D

BarryMac
08-20-2007, 09:44 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
Yeah, and we will never let you live that one down djunkie... :D :D

fatboy95
08-20-2007, 09:49 AM
Well someone did post their issues with waxing their nuts one time. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D
wax on,, wax off, good job daniel son

OGShocker
08-20-2007, 09:53 AM
Slow down Gary:)
KNOCK IT OFF!! You guys are killing me... LOL

HotRod82
08-20-2007, 09:55 AM
Anyone ever catch an STD while properly wearing one?
Gilligan, I have some big orange pills and some cream left over from my last itchfest...should you need it.

Screaming Pete
08-20-2007, 10:21 AM
ROTFLMFAO:jawdrop: :) :D !!!
so how did you get your's????????????????? rvrburg

OGShocker
08-20-2007, 10:37 AM
Someone got a case of the...
http://www.healingfeats.com/clap.gif

Liberator TJ1984
08-20-2007, 10:44 AM
since you probably got it from some Farm Animal :idea:
a 250cc's shot of Combiotic in the left ButtCheek should stop that drip :D

Wet Dream
08-20-2007, 11:35 AM
I know there are swingers on this board.. ;) You have to know. :)
Why don't you go visit cdc.com or .gov for some answers? I'm sure you'll find some info there.

MissB
08-20-2007, 11:39 AM
so how did you get your's????????????????? rvrburg
Wouldn't you like to know.......!!:D

Screaming Pete
08-20-2007, 11:45 AM
Wouldn't you like to know.......!!:D
just don't try to play it off like it's a yeast infection:eek:

a catered life
08-20-2007, 12:07 PM
lmao, maybe you need a ziptie:D
dont trust condoms i use duck tape, plastic wrap and a rope:D

BarryMac
08-20-2007, 12:13 PM
so how did you get your's????????????????? rvrburg
:eek: oh :eek: shit :eek:

OliverM5
08-20-2007, 01:52 PM
Condoms will prevent most STD's, since most STD's are not transmitted through skin to skin contact. However, there are a few, such as genital warts or herpes, than can be transmitted even while wearing a condom through skin-to-skin contact (the part of you that the condom does not cover).
I read up on this shiat once after a girlfriend told me she may have had something...scared the hell out of me, but came up clean after a test.
ENJOY!! :D

laveycrafter
08-20-2007, 02:02 PM
I got one from sharing a condom with my buddy he said, all I had to do was turn it inside out and shake the fock out of it.:D

Screaming Pete
08-20-2007, 02:26 PM
I got one from sharing a condom with my buddy he said, all I had to do was turn it inside out and shake the fock out of it.:D
i used one ont time to protect my watch...........lost the watch and the condom. if i ever go back i'll bring a shovel..........great looking red head she was..........:eek:

XtrmWakeborder
08-20-2007, 04:34 PM
put some windex on it.
LMAO it cures everything

Fast Freddy
08-20-2007, 06:15 PM
Anyone ever catch an STD while properly wearing one?
no, but i have been known to break a few as result of wearing standard size condoms that were just to small for me. i wear magnums now

rrrr
08-20-2007, 06:39 PM
no, but i have been known to break a few as result of wearing standard size condoms that were just to small for me. i wear magnums now
1.) You're not supposed to pull them over your head.
2.) You're not supposed to put your head up your ass.
Hope this helps.

Fast Freddy
08-20-2007, 08:27 PM
suck my dick bitch

djunkie
08-20-2007, 08:29 PM
"This one time, at band camp" :jawdrop: :D :D

YeLLowBoaT
08-20-2007, 08:34 PM
no, but i have been known to break a few as result of wearing standard size condoms that were just to small for me. i wear magnums now
Something tells me you forgot to pinch the tip.
The magnums are just to stroke the male ego... :)

hoolign
08-20-2007, 08:38 PM
1.) You're not supposed to pull them over your head.
2.) You're not supposed to put your head up your ass.
Hope this helps.
Way to pass on expierience! People helping people....one people at a time! :)

ColeTR2
08-20-2007, 08:50 PM
This is also a good way to keep from getting anything...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=37550&stc=1&d=1187671789

78TaylorSS460
08-20-2007, 08:59 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Thats hilarious!

SmokinLowriderSS
08-21-2007, 05:34 AM
Senior Airman Radford tells this soooo much better, but I will do my best.
SrA Radford is a formert Marine, now a Security Forces troop in my Air Natl. Guard unit.
Pvt Radford was in boot camp, in morning formation, when, as always, the question was asked by the DI "Does anyone have any ailments that need attended to?"
Another Pvt (unnamed, we'll use "Jones" here), raises his hand and talls the DI that he needs to go to sick call.
The DI of course inquires as to why.
Pvt Jones: "It burns when the pvt urinates sir."
DI:"You dumb SOB. You just went out on a weekend pass to, didn't you?"
Pvt Jones: "Yes Sgt."
DI: " You were briefed to wear a condom if you had sex, weren't you Pvt Jones?"
Pvt Jones: "The Pvt DID Sgt. The Pvt swears he wore a Condom."
(Note here, there is no speaking of "I" allowed by the trainees).
DI: "Alright, get on over there.
Sure enough, tests confirm a case of Ghonnorhea, which prompts ANOTHER "discussion" as to just exactly HOW he came to get the clap.
The following morning, at formation, in front of the platoon:
DI: "So Pvt., just exactly HOW did you manage to get the clap while using a condom?"
Another note here, Pvt Jones was nearly inseparable from his "Ranger-buddy" (sorry, Army term), another unnamed Pvt we shall refer to as "Smith". Pvt Smith had no disease.
Pvt Jones: " Pvt Smith & I went out on town pass, and did get a hooker. He went first, and I did her afterwards. I just don't understand how I got it and he didn't. I even used the same condom."
DI: "You used THE SAME CONDOM?!?!"
Pvt Jones: "Yes Sgt. But I didn't want to get his stuff on me, so I turned it inside out and used it to do her."
I first asked him, absolutely CERTAIN he invented this. He SWEARS it was true. He was in both those morning formations. I believe him. :D :D :D

SmokinLowriderSS
08-21-2007, 05:47 AM
Same Amn Radford, who was again, witness to it.
Same Marine corps Boot Camp.
Same drill instructor.
Same morning formation, same question.
The difference, only 3 weeks into boot-camp, and NOBODY has left the base, for 3 weeks. No passes, no nothing.
A DIFFERENT Pvt "Carter" this time (un-named).
"It burns when the pvt urinates sir."
DI: "What?!?! Has someone been f****ng you up the @$$"? You haven't been anywhere to catch the clap! Which one of you has been f****ng Pvt Carter up the @$$?"
The DI goes to EACH Pvt, individually, 1 at a time, face to fac ef, and asks them directly: "Have YOU been f****ng Pvt Carter in the @$$?!?!?!!! Did YOU give him the clap?!?!?!?!!!"
(I can see it in my mind's eye, vivid as a sunrise.) hilarious.
Every Pvt denies it.
The DI then addresses the Pvt again. "Just how is it you have gotten the clap Pvt Carter, since NO-ONE here has given it to you?!?"
The Pvt then admits to the following:
He last had sex the night before boot camp.
That night paid for a hooker.
That night failed to use a condom.
Has been trying to "deal with it" for 3 weeks now, but it just burns too bad now, so is only just now bringing it up.
3 frigging WEEKS!!! LMFAO!!!!!
Amn Radford (Soon to be SSgt. Radford) also swears he was NOT any of the Pvts in the stories.