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RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 06:38 PM
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work. :mad:

rrrr
08-20-2007, 06:41 PM
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work. :mad:
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
:D :D

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 06:41 PM
She is a good cook and already fed me.
Tell her to learn how to cook and make you some dinner. :D

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 06:44 PM
I didnt think of that because is all about me. :D
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
:D :D
Think she would rather drink it than brew it.
Maybe she could become a brewmaster. :D

Boatcop
08-20-2007, 06:50 PM
Bolt up a chrome pole in the living room, and break out a bunch of singles.
She'll get the idea.

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 06:50 PM
She wouldnt make a good stripper because everyone knows "Whitey" cant dance. :D :D
I'd go with stripping then. She can drink, she'll earn a decent wage, she'll get some exercise and she'll be out of your hair from 7pm - 2:30am. :D Oh, and hot friends. Did I mention the hot friends?

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 06:54 PM
Shes not a good strutter or twirler. She would end up on her ass on the floor although that might make for some good tips.
It's more of a strutting and twirling motion. It's not like you're asking her to be a Charger dancer.

MR HARLEY
08-20-2007, 07:12 PM
Have her try perfecting this.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z137/***boat/wow7yqxm4.gif

YeLLowBoaT
08-20-2007, 07:29 PM
I recomend she becomes a expert in ancient indian texts... :D
I recomend she start with This (http://www.break.com/index/28-days-of-kama-sutra-positions.html)

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 07:39 PM
Now that looks like FUN and some look very familiar.
I recomend she becomes a expert in ancient indian texts... :D
I recomend she start with This (http://www.break.com/index/28-days-of-kama-sutra-positions.html)

Racey
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work. :mad:
Hahahah now that's funny, as i was reading the title of the thread i thought :idea: "tell her to start perfecting the art of the bj" :D

RitcheyRch
08-20-2007, 07:59 PM
We men think alike. :D
Hahahah now that's funny, as i was reading the title of the thread i thought :idea: "tell her to start perfecting the art of the bj" :D

wolfie
08-20-2007, 08:12 PM
I've always thought porn would make a good hobby.:D

SB
08-20-2007, 09:48 PM
Well you need to find her something cheap, that burns calories, that she can do with or without you, depending on your mood. Tennis, yoga

WishIknew
08-20-2007, 09:51 PM
Well you need to find her something cheap, that burns calories, that she can do with or without you, depending on your mood. Tennis, yoga
Sex????

Thorsinc
08-20-2007, 11:32 PM
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work. :mad:
You just learned, she’s not the marring type.

fatboy95
08-21-2007, 08:45 AM
Music
Teach her to play the "Slobber Blues" on the meat whistle....

Sherpa
08-21-2007, 09:15 AM
slightly un-related topic, but along the lines of the stripper-pole and singles.
I like to pay the female bridge-toll collectors in singles folded length-wize.
I ask they work a little bit for it..........
some funny looks, some not so funny looks.......
--hey, it's a semi-free country right-?
--Sherpa

RitcheyRch
08-21-2007, 11:14 AM
Tried the skin flute reason but that didnt work either.
Music
Teach her to play the "Slobber Blues" on the meat whistle....

Sleek-Jet
08-21-2007, 11:29 AM
Sex????
Anal sex... that'll get her motivated...

boat boy
08-21-2007, 11:33 AM
She needs to reconsider your option #1; since football season is starting and it won't interfer with your view.

chase8
08-21-2007, 11:56 AM
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
:D :D
Bwaaa hahahahahahaha!

RitcheyRch
08-21-2007, 03:39 PM
I agree 100% and will keep on trying.
She needs to reconsider your option #1; since football season is starting and it won't interfer with your view.

'75 Miller
08-21-2007, 03:48 PM
How 'bout shooting/gun collecting. Can be a little spendy, but it's good, clean AMERICAN fun. And more often than not women are great shots...with a little practice.

boatpoor
08-21-2007, 04:15 PM
Tell her you want to get engaged ,then run the B J thing by her again. You might be surprised.

rrrr
08-21-2007, 04:22 PM
Tell her you want to get engaged ,then run the B J thing by her again. You might be surprised.
Oh, yeah. She'll be in a much better mood when she can start counting the days until her last blowjob on the wedding night. :idea: :D :D

luvnhavi
08-21-2007, 04:32 PM
Oh, yeah. She'll be in a much better mood when she can start counting the days until her last blowjob on the wedding night. :idea: :D :D
Boys and bj's.....is it really that big of a deal? ;)

RitcheyRch
08-21-2007, 04:34 PM
So very true.
Oh, yeah. She'll be in a much better mood when she can start counting the days until her last blowjob on the wedding night. :idea: :D :D
OH YEAH
Boys and bj's.....is it really that big of a deal? ;)

luvnhavi
08-21-2007, 04:36 PM
So very true.
OH YEAH
HAHAHAH!! Thanks.....I'll keep that in mind! :devil:

RitcheyRch
08-21-2007, 04:46 PM
No problem, glad I could help. :D
HAHAHAH!! Thanks.....I'll keep that in mind! :devil: