Classic comments your kids make

[socalmoney]

Last night my parents were in town so we all went bowling after we picked up the kids from school. My parents rented a new Chevy Impala to drive around while they were in Socal. We decided to take two cars since there was 6 of us. When my 12 yo boy walked down to the Impala, he asked my Dad "when did John Deere start making cars?" My wife had no idea why my Dad and I were laughing so hard.
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[BshyBvrGirl]

Not my kid...
But the other night Sleek-Jet and I were eating dinner with his niece. He made fish. When asked if she liked it or not she replied "It's almost like the fish we get at IHOP" :D She liked the fish but not sure how much of a compliment that was to Sleek's cooking (which btw...he's a fantastic cook!)

[topless]

When my daughter was 2 1/2, she went to a picnic with her Granda and they had pony rides. Her pony's name was Batman. As she was waiting to ride again she yelled out "Look Grandma, Batman has a penis."

[Sleek-Jet]

Not my kid...
But the other night Sleek-Jet and I were eating dinner with his niece. He made fish. When asked if she liked it or not she replied "It's almost like the fish we get at IHOP" :D She liked the fish but not sure how much of a compliment that was to Sleek's cooking (which btw...he's a fantastic cook!)
Just not as good as the IHOP cooks... :D

[Ziggy]

WTF kind of answer do you give your 3 yr old son when he asks what the penis is made of? :eek: :eek: A rare moment of silence on my part, luckily he answered it himself simply and not in the complicated way we dumb adults think....:)

[socalmoney]

WTF kind of answer do you give your 3 yr old son when he asks what the penis is made of? :eek: :eek: A rare moment of silence on my part, luckily he answered it himself simply and not in the complicated way we dumb adults think....:)
So what is it made of. I have been wondering about this.

[Ziggy]

So what is it made of. I have been wondering about this. In a childs simple terms : Skin :D:D I was so grateful he knew so I didn't have to explain my version...lmao
He's 24 now btw

[topless]

In a childs simple terms : Skin :D:D I was so grateful he knew so I didn't have to explain my version...lmao
He's 24 now btwSo ask him if he found out what it's made of by now.

[Pheelin Phroggy]

Standing in the check out line at the local Army PX... when our son was about 3 or 4, he turns around, yells... "Look Mom, Its Hard". and proceeds to pull down his pants... pecker sticking straight out, flashing everyone in line!

[Ziggy]

So ask him if he found out what it's made of by now.
I got one grandson and another grandchild baking, he knows what it's for now but I'm sure he'd stumble on what it's made of if his son was to ask...LOL
Age definitely changes perspective :D:D

[Kachina26]

Picked my son up from daycare at 5 years old. He got in the car and we asked him about his day. He told us with great enthusiasm how Mr. Eric can jiggle his balls. My wife and I were stunned to say the least. We queried him further and he told us, "yeah, he throws the balls up in the air and catches them over and over". Well, needles to say we had to explain the difference between jiggling and juggling :D :D

[RitcheyRch]

Try explaining the game of craps to a 3 year old while in a casino in Vegas after telling them you dont crap in the toilet but you go poop.
Am sure Brown will get all excited over this comment.

[coolchange]

Waiting in a pharmacy with my 2 year old and about 8 other people. Up walks a fine example in a mini and lots of cleavage. The type where everyone looks and then kind of tries to look around for something else to distract them. Right then my son puts his hand in his crotch and sort of bends over and shouts "Daddy I have a Woody" I said "I know son, I know." The place erupted!

[al cole'holic]

...my 6 y/o nephew asked the turbinite clerk at 7-11 if he was a genie a couple weeks ago :D :D

[Nicked prop]

When my daughter was about 4, she had a great fascination with the moon. I took that opportunity to talk about space exploration and man having actually walked on the moon. She then asked if anyone had ever gone beyond the moon. I said, "No honey. No man has ever gone beyond the moon." Her next question was, "Only women have gone beyond the moon?"

[RitcheyRch]

Thats hilarious.
...my 6 y/o nephew asked the turbinite clerk at 7-11 if he was a genie a couple weeks ago :D :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Last night my parents were in town so we all went bowling after we picked up the kids from school. My parents rented a new Chevy Impala to drive around while they were in Socal. We decided to take two cars since there was 6 of us. When my 12 yo boy walked down to the Impala, he asked my Dad "when did John Deere start making cars?" My wife had no idea why my Dad and I were laughing so hard.
http://thecreativeforum.com/photopost/data/572/719impala-logo-med.jpg
http://jddealer.deere.com/DeereFiles/RegionNA/LargeImages/JohnDeereLogo/JohnDeere-Logo-4C-Lvert.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That IS funny! :D
"Nothing runs like a Deere!"

[Kachina26]

Waiting in a pharmacy with my 2 year old and about 8 other people. Up walks a fine example in a mini and lots of cleavage. The type where everyone looks and then kind of tries to look around for something else to distract them. Right then my son puts his hand in his crotch and sort of bends over and shouts "Daddy I have a Woody" I said "I know son, I know." The place erupted!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[voodooCanoe]

When my daughter was younger she was playing "kitchen " and wanted to know what flavor of muffins we wanted. She then tried to remember all the different fruit flavors she knew. WHen giving her menu selection she asked us if we wanted apple, blueberry, rasin or "PUNE" flavored muffins. :D :D
What was priceless was that my brother-in-law just brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. :D :D

[socalmoney]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That IS funny! :D
"Nothing runs like a Deere!"
I had to give him credit for somewhat paying attention.

[socalmoney]

When my daughter was younger she was playing "kitchen " and wanted to know what flavor of muffins we wanted. She then tried to remember all the different fruit flavors she knew. WHen giving her menu selection she asked us if we wanted apple, blueberry, rasin or "PUNE" flavored muffins. :D :D
What was priceless was that my brother-in-law just brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. :D :D
Pune muffins, that is classic. I remember being a kid and saying something goofy and all the adults cracking up, all the while I had no idea what was so funny. Ignorance is bliss.

[78Hondo Cruiser]

Not many posts here but whew how can you pass this thread up!
Our son sitting on the toilet getting the whole potty training thing going, looks down and says "Look it's getting bigger!", better yet fast forward couple of months or so and find him hand in undies watching friggen cartoons I say " dude knock it off your mom is going to get mad at you" his response "Daaaad I am trying to make it get smaller!" My dad laughs his ass off whenever he comes over, payback I guess.
Kyle

[All-Star]

Ok so last year I go to my baby sisters wedding in Vegas.
I take my kids (We were only there for a few hours, and it IS a wedding)
After the wedding we go to meat up with the rest of the family to eat and so we park in the Tropicanna parking lot right next to the Hooters Hotel and Casino. My son get out and exclaims REALLY innocently and loud, "WOW, That is the biggest Hooters I have ever seen"!!!! Everyone else and I could not help but laugh. He just did not understand why we were laughing.,... well he found out quickly.... Hooters=Boobies!!! Big Boobies!! :D ha ha

[SuperSport]

Last night my parents were in town so we all went bowling after we picked up the kids from school. My parents rented a new Chevy Impala to drive around while they were in Socal. We decided to take two cars since there was 6 of us. When my 12 yo boy walked down to the Impala, he asked my Dad "when did John Deere start making cars?" My wife had no idea why my Dad and I were laughing so hard.
http://thecreativeforum.com/photopost/data/572/719impala-logo-med.jpg
http://jddealer.deere.com/DeereFiles/RegionNA/LargeImages/JohnDeereLogo/JohnDeere-Logo-4C-Lvert.jpg
Aw man, thanks to your hilarious son...I drive a John Deere SS now :(
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[justfloatn]

I have to start by defending my wife, she is not big 5'3" 102lbs. But from a 4yr olds perspective I guess she is.
Our son is almost 4. He was standing behind my wife and grabs both sides of her butt and says,
" WOW mom you sure have a BIG BUTT.!" :D :D
We died laughing. I love that kid.

[SB]

My 3 yr old son walks into the room naked, pulling on his scrotum, "Daddy, what's this?"
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I come back from running (only about 1 mile), my 4 yr old says, "How far did you run?"
I say, "About 10 miles."
He says, "Why didn't you take the van?"
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[Boatcop]

When my daughter was 4 she went into my wife's office and looked at the calender hanging on the wall. It was December, and the picture on the calander was of Santa Clause. For some reason Santa's suit had a heart sewed on it.
She starts saying: "Mom...Mom...Mom... look....Santa has a Heart On."
You can imagine what it sounded like.

[hottrodder]

A few years back my wife and were trying to teach my now 8 year old son about the value of money. We give him the 'ol, 'money doesn't grow on trees'. He tells us, I know but if you plant a penny it'll grow into a dollar.
If only.

[topless]

My kids are exactly 2 years apart and my daughter is the oldest. When my son was about 6 months old, I was explainging to her that he was my son ahd she was my daughter. The next morning she woke up and said, "Mommy, cory might be your sun but he's my moon."

[DesertGirl]

Our 10 year old, at home, not wanting to go to bed at night, finds a 'Dukes of Hazard' re-run on. He then explains (since he hasn't seen it) that it's a new episode and we should be nice and let him stay up and watch it.
:)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

When my daughter was 2 1/2, she went to a picnic with her Granda and they had pony rides. Her pony's name was Batman. As she was waiting to ride again she yelled out "Look Grandma, Batman has a penis."
That goes hand in hand with mine.
My son has a habit of repeating the same thing over and over. It's not so bad anymore, but when he was little it was like a broken record.
Well, we used to have a stud at our place. One day, when our son was about 4-5 years old, we were out back and he just kept repeating himself. " That's a big one. Yep, it's a big one, that's a big one," and so on. We finally looked over and realized he was talking about the horse and his obvious erection. We still say it to this day when we see anything large. Jeff will look at me and say, "Yep, it's a big one."
Along the same lines, my mom one day told him that he sounded like a broken record. His reply was, "I'm not a broken record, I'm not a broken record. I'm not a broken record." We laughed our arses off. Of course, he had no idea what a broken record sounded like.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

My 3 yr old son walks into the room naked, pulling on his scrotum, "Daddy, what's this?"
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That's the ball house. Don't you know that? Another gem from my little guy.

[MADDOG355]

I got a few of them.
My great nephew when asked the diffrence between a boy and girl "Boys have winkies girls have boobies!"
He saw his sister getting her diaper changed the other day, That lead to "She don't have a winkie!". This was followed by, "She has 2 butts!"

[Boa1277]

My kid brother was 4 yrs old and getting ready to start kindergarten. He had a problem with always walking around holding his pecker. So my mom sits him down and gets real serious with she explains son you cant go to school and walk around holding on to your self. So my brother puckers up starts to cry and proceeds to tell my her, " But mom its my favorite thing!" True story I still tease him about it to this day.