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Wet Dream
08-25-2007, 10:44 AM
Did you ever have the family members bug the crap out of you to get married?
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Baja Big Dog
08-25-2007, 10:48 AM
Easy...
When they legalize gay marriages!!!
Leave um thinking!!!!:D

djunkie
08-25-2007, 10:49 AM
:idea: :idea: :idea:

RitcheyRch
08-25-2007, 10:56 AM
Thanks. I'm going to have to try that one.
Did you ever have the family members bug the crap out of you to get married?
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

vee-driven
08-25-2007, 11:09 AM
NEVER.......! I like all my shit and half aint gonna cut it.

RitcheyRch
08-25-2007, 11:11 AM
So true. Already have lost 1/2 my shit once and will never do it again.
NEVER.......! I like all my shit and half aint gonna cut it.

JetBoatRich
08-25-2007, 11:16 AM
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Nice come back:jawdrop:

mobldj
08-25-2007, 11:22 AM
just tell them when they pay for it and everyone invited to go to hawaii for the ceremony and reception on the beach at dukes in kauai.that also includes me being the dj and flying over my equipment.that should do the trick.

fish
08-25-2007, 11:29 AM
I had an epiphany the other day at a red light. Getting a wife is like getting a tattoo...
You better really love it cause if you don't, every day you wake up an look at it you will hate it even more. Just about as painful to remove too!:D
fish
PS, I just realized tha both are pretty dumb to do while drunk too!:D

ratso
08-25-2007, 12:01 PM
People never ask me anymore...:D