Simple Spanish Translation needed...

[Outnumbered]

Lately we have been having tons of these "south of the border types" hanging flyers on our front door. My wife and I are sick of these fockers dropping their shit on our doorstep and looking in the front door glass in the process.
Anyway, I need to have some HOA approved signs made that say something like: NO TRESPASSING and NO FLYERS ... or ... NO TRESPASSING and NO ADVERTISING, in Spanish of course.
Please don't trick me into putting a sign near my door that says BLOW ME or something like that:D.
Thanks

[lucky]

Lately we have been having tons of these "south of the border types" hanging flyers on our front door. My wife and I are sick of these fockers dropping their shit on our doorstep and looking in the front door glass in the process.
Anyway, I need to have some HOA approved signs made that say something like: NO TRESPASSING and NO FLYERS or NO ADVERTISING, in Spanish of course.
Please don't trick me into putting a sign near my door that says BLOW ME or something like that:D.
Thanks
Would be better off posting La migra is in da casa! unduley and audio's

[copterzach]

No trespassing.........NO PASE No advertisements......NO ADVERTENCIA AQUI, POR FAVOR
You should be able to buy the sign somewhere

[Ziggy]

plenty of free translation sites on the web...just google "free translator"

[Schiada76]

Chupa Mey Me Verga Puerco Llaveos
spelling might be a little off

[Outnumbered]

plenty of free translation sites on the web...just google "free translator"
I know but they always say it may not translate correctly and I don't want to do it wrong.
Thanks

[Outnumbered]

Chupa Mey Me Verga Puerco Llaveos
spelling might be a little off
See, this is what I am talking about...focker:D

[cdog]

How about one of these but photo shop a shot gun in there.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/image.php?u=4854&dateline=1159740025http://www.remington.com/images/products/tactical/tac1100s.jpg

[Outnumbered]

No trespassing.........NO PASE No advertisements......NO ADVERTENCIA AQUI, POR FAVOR
You should be able to buy the sign somewhere
Thanks

[Biglue]

Favor de no trespasar o poner advertencias.
O los voy agarrar a putasos.
There you go.

[Outnumbered]

How about one of these but photo shop a shot gun in there.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/image.php?u=4854&dateline=1159740025http://www.remington.com/images/products/tactical/tac1100s.jpg
Do you think the HOA will approve it if it is done in brown and tan?:D

[copterzach]

I do not know about the no flyers part

[Outnumbered]

Favor de no trespasar o poner advertencias.
O los voy agarrar a putasos.
There you go.
What does the second line say?

[cdog]

Do you think the HOA will approve it if it is done in brown and tan?:D
Well...........You are in AZ.:D Call Sherrif Joe to round'em up.:)

[Biglue]

What does the second line say?
"or I'll kick your ass". :D :D

[phebus]

Just put up a "For Sale" sign, and no one will come around. :D

[Ziggy]

maybe this flag would help if you were in the right State. :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=37760&d=1187916380

[Outnumbered]

I edited my original post. I could use either NO FLYERS or NO ADVERTISING and get the point across. Sorry I was not clear.
Thanks!!!

[Outnumbered]

Just put up a "For Sale" sign, and no one will come around. :D
:D :D :D

[Baja Big Dog]

How about one of these but photo shop a shot gun in there.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/image.php?u=4854&dateline=1159740025http://www.remington.com/images/products/tactical/tac1100s.jpg
ALONG WITH ...HASTA LA VISTA ...BABY!!!!

[lucky]

might as well advertise while your at it - what is the translation for Need low income labor for Auto washing,gardning,housecleaning ? :D :D Lou no looking up his addy man :) :D

[Shreve "T"]

Just put up a "For Sale" sign, and no one will come around. :D
LMAO !!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[Devilman]

"No tes chingando way" or something to that effect.... :D

[Tequila-John]

:D :D :D
Here John go here and have fun
http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/

[shockwavebd]

no poner tus aviadores aquÃ* si te cojo que dejaré mi pitbull hacia fuera
don't put your flyers here If I catch you I will let my pitbull out.....:D

[Propster]

Think this would work?
http://www.ice.gov/images/site/ice_logo.gif
ICE Criminal Search Warrant Field Headquarters

[AZJD]

Just be sure you proof these....
You could end up putting a sign on your door that reads, " Please knock if you want a hand job" or something like that! It's HB!

[Biglue]

" Please knock if you want a hand job" or something like that! It's HB!
I heard that's what on your boat's transom. :D :D

[AZJD]

I heard that's what on your boat's transom. :D :D
:D

[Outnumbered]

I heard that's what on your boat's transom. :D :D
LMAO!!!:D