Women are fake

[vee-driven]

Your boob's aren't that big, = wonder bra, implants.
Your ass don't look that good, = expensive jeans.
You aren't that tall, = heels.
Your face don't look that good, = tons of makeup.
your finger nails aint that long = fake nails.
Your hair isn't that color = die job.
Your hair isn't that long, = extensions.
your eyes aren't that color, = contacts.
And you say one thing and mean another but we love ya anyways.

[centerhill condor]

make bad decisions and get a judge to make it "all good"!
CC

[Biglue]

But yet they're always talking about how they need a real man. :D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

LOL, I have to admit, that's a good one. However, if we weren't fake, you wouldn't be so attracted to us. :D

[photo chick]

I don't wear contacts! :) :D

[Biglue]

I don't wear contacts! :) :D
Hmm. I love a woman with "original equipment". ;) :D :D

[Racey]

Hmm. I love a woman with "original equipment". ;) :D :D
Stocker Eh? Maybe a used Factory Sports Car???:D

[Biglue]

Stocker Eh? Maybe a used Factory Sports Car???:D
It's no different than admiring a nice 57 Bel Aire. She has a lot of miles on her but still very nice to ride in. :D :D :D

[River Lynchmob]

LOL, I have to admit, that's a good one. However, if we weren't fake, you wouldn't be so attracted to us. :D
If no women were fake, men wouldn't know any different :D

[2forcefull]

It's no different than admiring a nice 57 Bel Aire. She has a lot of miles on her but still very nice to ride in. :D :D :D
hey, I got a 57. the interior is still nice
and I've never been in the back seat,
(she won't let me!)
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38840&stc=1&d=1189460438

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I don't wear contacts! :) :D
I don't have extensions!

[Biglue]

hey, I got a 57. the interior is still nice
and I've never been in the back seat,
(she won't let me!)
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38840&stc=1&d=1189460438
Nice ride. ;)

[Miss Perfect]

Oh please... like men aren't fake either.
You have a small penis = you buy a bigger boat
You have a small penis = you buy a faster car
You have a small penis = you get a bigger lift on your truck.
:devil:

[Biglue]

Oh please... like men aren't fake either.
You have said small penis = you buy a bigger boat
You have a small penis = you buy a faster car
You have a small penis = you get a bigger lift on your truck.
:devil:
Yeah but you guys will:
Take said small penis in bigger boat
Take said small penis in faster car
Take said small penis in lifted truck.
:D :D :D :D

[Miss Perfect]

Yeah but you guys will:
Take said small penis in bigger boat
Take said small penis in faster car
Take said small penis in lifted truck.
:D :D :D :D
Hey, I wasn't complaining. Just stating the facts man. :D So when are you going to go get that lift put on your truck?

[Biglue]

Hey, I wasn't complaining. Just stating the facts man. :D So when are you going to go get that lift put on your truck?
What do you want my truck lifted for.....never bothered you before. :devil: :D :D

[Jbb]

Oh please... like men aren't fake either.
You have a small penis = you buy a bigger boat
You have a small penis = you buy a faster car
You have a small penis = you get a bigger lift on your truck.
:devil:
:jawdrop:

[vee-driven]

Well she said gimme 10 inches and make it hurt.........so i fuked her twice and punched her in the face.

[Miss Perfect]

21' boat, no lift on my truck.....pick you up at 7:00? :D
Let me guess... you drive a ferrari :D

[Miss Perfect]

You might want to edit..........or not http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1132gfight.gif
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5227/whistleon7.gif (http://imageshack.us)
D'OH

[DeltaSigBoater]

Oh please... like men aren't fake either.
You have a small penis = you buy a bigger boat
You have a small penis = you buy a faster car
You have a small penis = you get a bigger lift on your truck.
:devil:
Let’s look at this logically…
If I buy a bigger boat then I’m going to need a bigger truck to tow it with.
And since I do not want to drive a Big Truck as my daily driver, then I’m going to need a faster car!

[bocco]

hey, I got a 57. the interior is still nice
and I've never been in the back seat,
(she won't let me!)
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38840&stc=1&d=1189460438
Maintenance obviously pays off.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Well she said gimme 10 inches and make it hurt.........so i fuked her twice and punched her in the face.
LMFAO!

[MissB]

Your boob's aren't that big, = wonder bra, implants. the size is fine its the shape I have a problem with!
Your ass don't look that good, = expensive jeans. and Now they are too big and I can't wear them
You aren't that tall, = heels. already 5'9" need taller men
Your face don't look that good, = tons of makeup. Less is more ladies!
your finger nails aint that long = fake nails. specially when you decorate them with sparkles!! they look like fishing lures after a while!
Your hair isn't that color = die job. can't afford it any more.:mad:
Your hair isn't that long, = extensions. Or wait until it grows out, by the time it does, your now dateing a guy who likes short hair :mad:
your eyes aren't that color, = contacts. I see just fine thanks!:devil:
And you say one thing and mean another but we love ya anyways. Thats good to know cause all I am finding are men with big trucks and small units! Maybe I need to rethink my plan!

[BarryMac]

Oh please... like men aren't fake either. SHUP Angi...
You have a small penis = you buy a bigger boat - 21' Boat
You have a small penis = you buy a faster car - Only have a non lifted truck
You have a small penis = you get a bigger lift on your truck. - See above... :D :D
:devil: :D ;)

[thatguy]

You might want to edit..........or not http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1132gfight.gif
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5227/whistleon7.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Nice catch Bilge!!

[photo chick]

I don't have extensions!
I can not say the same :)

[MissB]

And I will say.... There is nothing wrong with adding to our beauty!:)

[photo chick]

And I will say.... There is nothing wrong with adding to our beauty!:)
Exactly!!!:D

[vee-driven]

The only chicks i ever hear talkin about "oh that guy must have a small dik" when he pulls in with his lifted truck or sports car are usually fugly as hell and will probably never see the inside of either, unless he rolls in with a friend uglier than her. lol

[beerjet]

Well she said gimme 10 inches and make it hurt.........so i fuked her twice and punched her in the face.
Twice huh ...... I'm jealous .

[beerjet]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/beerjet/slap204.jpg

[DeltaSigBoater]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/beerjet/slap204.jpg
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
:D

[75 spectra V-drive]

LMAO, 20' boat, stock truck, and crazy fast cobra. What does this mean?

[stoker22405]

Sounds like someone just got Dumped.....

[WishIknew]

Or knocked down and bitch slapped:eek: :eek: :eek:

[2forcefull]

Maintenance obviously pays off.
accually, pretty maintance free.
and she has brought over 1.4 million
to the table over the years

[PaPaG]

Or knocked down and bitch slapped:eek: :eek: :eek:
ouch OUCH OUCH and finally OUCH

[PaPaG]

Sounds like someone just got Dumped.....
or Jimmy Slapped...wanna fresh one??? :D

[skygod73]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/beerjet/slap204.jpg
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
:D
Then her father stood up and he started to shout,
so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out!

[beerjet]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/beerjet/ATT00043-1.jpg