spectratoad
09-12-2007, 12:07 PM
:D :D I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food and was standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food???
:D :D
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food???
:D :D