So.we had a snowstorm last night and

[hoolign]

this stupid duck flys into the rig.. WHACK! auto rotates down into a huge puddle ..and sits there quacking. The boys grab him and put him in my shack. :rolleyes: he sat on the couch on my coveralls all night..This morning I had one of the girls head down to the camp and grab him some grain. He lounges under my desk, shits, eats drinks..then sleeps for 20 minutes..shits..eats , drinks and repeats the pattern, he walks around here like he owns the joint! I tried putting him outside so he can hit the road beacuse this quacking is really starting to get on my nerves! he sat on the stoop for 20 minutes and wouldnt shut up. I opened the door to have a word with him....back in he waddles..right under my desk to repeat his newly aquired routine of shitting, eating drinking and sleeping.
He now has decided that biting my toes is a fun little game! I picked him up to discuss this and whack...got my lip, then Whack ..my nose... I swear this duck is trained in some form of Ductial Arts!
This is him.. he is about to find out what L'orange and duck have in common:idea:
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[photo chick]

That is the cutest thing Hooli!! I am cracking up here picturing a duck biting your lips and toes.....

[hoolign]

That is the cutest thing Hooli!! I am cracking up here picturing a duck biting your lips and toes.....
This is where stupid duck want's to reside ..So there's his water and grain..he's not very schooled in house keeping..or hygene for that matter..his manners are terrible!!
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[hoolign]

ATTACK ..CAUGHT ON FILM! :mad:
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[Wet Dream]

I don't know if I'm more intrigued by the feathery houseguest, or that you had a snowstorm already. :confused:

[Wet Dream]

ATTACK ..CAUGHT ON FILM! :mad:
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Well ya, if you torment him, should he sit there and take it? :D

[hoolign]

I don't know if I'm more intrigued by the feathery houseguest, or that you had a snowstorm already. :confused:
2ND snowstorm in a week! that's bound to happen in the Rockies..all part of being in mans never ending search for hydrocarbons :D So far. We've had deer on the lease as well as 2 bears, a fox that'lll eat smokies right out of my hand..now this dumb assed duck! The fox ate so many smokies we were joking that If the bear ever took him out he's be quite pleaed with eating sausage stuffed fox:D

[Wet Dream]

Are you up in the Sask?

[hoolign]

Well ya, if you torment him, should he sit there and take it? :D
Torment him?? I'm not the one biting his feet?? I move him to the kitchen part of the shack and he waddles his ass right back undr my desk. I put his food n water in the kitchen ..and he just starts quacking! :rolleyes:

[hoolign]

Are you up in the Sask?
When you were in school..did you ever notice the Rockies going through Saskatchewan?? :D Closest thing they have to montains are over filled potholes:D Im South West of Sundre Alberta.. right at the base of the Rockies.

[socalmoney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVMvAZTD4l8

[Wet Dream]

When you were in school..did you ever notice the Rockies going through Saskatchewan?? :D Closest thing they have to montains are over filled potholes:D Im South West of Sundre Alberta.. right at the base of the Rockies.
When I was in school, they didn't teach anything about Canada, there was a line on the map north of the USA and above it, and it simply read "COLD". :D

[Cheap Thrills]

Torment him?? I'm not the one biting his feet?? I move him to the kitchen part of the shack and he waddles his ass right back undr my desk. I put his food n water in the kitchen ..and he just starts quacking! :rolleyes:
Maybe your feet smell like duck pussy :D
T.

[XtrmWakeborder]

LOL that was me and a dumb rabbit that I found a couple months ago! I brought the thing in and all it did was crap all over my room and eat. Fast forward to now, damn thing has the biggest rabbit cage i've ever seen "built by me" and I had to get it a girl rabbit to keep it company. :rolleyes: I'm a sucker.

[rrrr]

When I was in school, they didn't teach anything about Canada, there was a line on the map north of the USA and above it, and it simply read "COLD". :D
LOL! :D :D

[Rexone]

I got Tail. lmao.

[BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER]

Did someone say ducks? When,where, and how many? hahahahahahaha
BIG JOE SSMF

[Tom Brown]

ATTACK ..CAUGHT ON FILM
No shit. You're gassing the poor little bastard out with your foot odor! I'd be quackin and snapin too. :yuk:
When you were in school..did you ever notice the Rockies going through Saskatchewan??
They aren't quite as dramatic out here. We call them the wheat range.

[hoolign]

I got Tail. lmao.
:rolleyes:

[hoolign]

No shit. You're gassing the poor little bastard out with your foot odor! I'd be quackin and snapin too. :yuk:
They aren't quite as dramatic out here. We call them the wheat range.
DO YOU EVER CHECK YOUR PM'S WHEAT BOY:mad:

[Tom Brown]

I just checked my box. The last PM I received from you was with regards to Kim Hanson, Festus, 24 beer, and Rexone made a cameo.
Can you imagine the carnage if the PM system were ever to inadvertently become public?

[hoolign]

Did someone say ducks? When,where, and how many? hahahahahahaha
BIG JOE SSMF
Actaully there were about 15 here last night. the snow storm screwed them up and this dumbass smacked into the rig..So in answer to your questions
1) yes, I said ducks
2) right now
3) Here
4) One
:D

[hoolign]

I just checked my box. The last PM I received from you was with regards to Kim Hanson, Festus, and 24 beer.
:eek:
Hmm. shit..it was on that "other site"

[Tom Brown]

What other site? Do you mean the one I've boycotted?

[hoolign]

What other site? Do you mean the one I've boycotted?
yep

[Tom Brown]

yep
I'm only boycotting because I know I'm seconds away from being banned.

[hoolign]

I'm only boycotting because I know I'm seconds away from being banned.
Well you may as well post some porn and go out with a bang then!

[Tom Brown]

Well you may as well post some porn and go out with a bang then!
Do you think it's HOSS time? :eek:

[hoolign]

Do you think it's HOSS time? :eek:
Nigga please:rolleyes: