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hoolign
09-29-2007, 08:17 PM
I bought a 1 KG bag ( 2.2 lbs for you metrically challenged) and thought I would just have a handfull here and there..Well if the son of a bitchin bag aint half empty already :mad: I CANT STOP.......:D

riverroyal
09-29-2007, 08:19 PM
I bought a 1 KG bag ( 2.2 lbs for you metrically challenged) and thought I would just have a handfull here and there..Well if the son of a bitchin bag aint half empty already :mad: I CANT STOP.......:D
of the nut world

hoolign
09-29-2007, 08:20 PM
of the nut world
ya got a hook up?? :D

riverroyal
09-29-2007, 08:25 PM
any store will do

CBadDad
09-29-2007, 08:29 PM
I bought a 1 KG bag ( 2.2 lbs for you metrically challenged) and thought I would just have a handfull here and there..Well if the son of a bitchin bag aint half empty already :mad: I CANT STOP.......:D
Been there, don that.
What kind of beer you washin' 'em down with?

hoolign
09-29-2007, 08:30 PM
Been there, don that.
What kind of beer you washin' 'em down with?
NONE!! I'm at work:mad:

DeltaSigBoater
09-29-2007, 08:30 PM
I bought a 1 KG bag ( 2.2 lbs for you metrically challenged) and thought I would just have a handfull here and there..Well if the son of a bitchin bag aint half empty already :mad: I CANT STOP.......:D
Damn hoolign, you bought 19,230.769 ass' of pistachios, thats a lot of nuts :D

CBadDad
09-29-2007, 09:01 PM
NONE!! I'm at work:mad:
Bummer, no wonder your avatar is so pissed off.
I bet you're thirsty, I'll have a Amstel Light for ya.

~FM
09-29-2007, 09:09 PM
So are they the red stained kind or the plain white? Either way you're gonna have colorful shit! :D

riverroyal
09-29-2007, 09:14 PM
So are they the red stained kind or the plain white? Either way you're gonna have colorful shit! :D
christmas poop early

MissB
09-29-2007, 09:22 PM
So are they the red stained kind or the plain white? Either way you're gonna have colorful shit! :D
and alot of it if you keep eating those nuts. There is a lot of fiber in there. :eek:

hoolign
09-29-2007, 09:45 PM
and alot of it if you keep eating those nuts. There is a lot of fiber in there. :eek:
I'm fibered out..Pistachio bags empty:jawdrop:

riverroyal
09-29-2007, 09:46 PM
I'm fibered out..Pistachio bags empty:jawdrop:
charmin ready,might not be very smooth on the way out

beerjet
09-29-2007, 09:49 PM
charmin ready,might not be very smooth on the way out
It's gonna be like shittin a cinder block .

hoolign
09-29-2007, 10:50 PM
It's gonna be like shittin a cinder block .
Guess I shouldn't have eaten the shells :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

AZJD
09-30-2007, 07:31 AM
I bought a 1 KG bag ( 2.2 lbs for you metrically challenged) and thought I would just have a handfull here and there..Well if the son of a bitchin bag aint half empty already :mad: I CANT STOP.......:D
This is why I quit eating them............
Calories in Pistachio Nuts
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
1 cup (128.0 g) 1 oz (47 kernels) (28.3 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 713Calories from Fat 512
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 56.9g88%
Saturated Fat 7.0g35%
Polyunsaturated Fat 17.2g
Monounsaturated Fat 29.8g
Cholesterol 0mg0%
Sodium 1mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 35.8g12%
Dietary Fiber 13.2g53%
Sugars 9.8g
Protein 26.4g
Vitamin A 14% • Vitamin C 11%
Calcium 14% • Iron 30%
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet
You do the math!:D

AZJD
09-30-2007, 07:36 AM
16oz in 1lb
713 calories x 16= 11,408 calories in half that bag :eek:

Cheap Thrills
09-30-2007, 08:25 AM
Hooli those things are going to plug your butt.
If and when it moves I bet it has the texture of rough cut Balsa Wood.
I still have a few doses of TurboLax if you need it.
T.