Good looking hookers are like nitrous...........

[clownpuncher]

You wanna hit it, but you KNOW there's gonna be consequences.:D

[Kilrtoy]

Must have had a great weekend

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Did you blow up your boat, or do you have herpies?

[clownpuncher]

Nah, didn't have a that great of a weekend or blow my boat up. I'm just doing a little thinking about drag racing:D

[HokeySon]

I lived in a really crappy area of town for a couple of years and the bargain basement hookers would hang out on the corner a block away. One day I was riding through and I notice a new girl out there and I think "Man she is pretty hot." "I wonder what she is doing down here, she doesn't belong here, I wonder if she is a cop." No sooner had those thoughts crossed my mind than a guy rolls up, short conversation, three cop cars roll up and he is face down on the trunk of the police car. Pretty funny when you pick out the cop because she is too good looking to be on that street.

[HokeySon]

Did you get probation?
LOL.