Liberator TJ1984
10-20-2007, 06:14 AM
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl
are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't
need to drink with the Same one twice".
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this,
drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air,
whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her
glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In
America we have so many illegal Mexicans and RagHeads that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice." :eek:
are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't
need to drink with the Same one twice".
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this,
drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air,
whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her
glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In
America we have so many illegal Mexicans and RagHeads that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice." :eek: