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Gilligan
12-22-2005, 02:12 PM
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:

topless
12-22-2005, 02:14 PM
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:Are you talking board shorts or speedos?

Tittie Chaser
12-22-2005, 02:16 PM
I hide it in a bitch's mouf.

Hardly Satisfied
12-22-2005, 02:16 PM
put icecubes in your shosts :boxed:

76ANTHONY
12-22-2005, 02:17 PM
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
you saw topless too :D

dmontzsta
12-22-2005, 02:17 PM
How old are you Gilligan? 16? :)

Jbb
12-22-2005, 02:19 PM
Probably an issue for Kim..... :p

Beautiful Noise
12-22-2005, 02:20 PM
I'm OLD so it's not a problem :)

syke-o
12-22-2005, 02:21 PM
well, when your hung like a light switch like me, there usually isnt a problem :crossx:

Tom Brown
12-22-2005, 02:22 PM
I hide it in a bitch's mouf.
lmao! :D
Probably an issue for Kim..... :p
The micro shorts aren't really a problem in Canada. We just go swimming once in a while and let the ice cold water take care of the problem.

That Guy
12-22-2005, 02:23 PM
eek eek eek :cry:

maxwedge
12-22-2005, 02:23 PM
How old are you Gilligan? 16? :)
Hey let's just help the poor kid out. Maybe he's got a legit problem here. I generally have to use one of those steel nets they use for tapping planes that missed the wires on aircraft carriers. Sometimes it's just not enough though. That's when I call my wife over. :crossx:

riverbound
12-22-2005, 02:25 PM
I dont hide it.....I try and show it off :D

Jbb
12-22-2005, 02:29 PM
lmao! :D
The micro shorts aren't really a problem in Canada. We just go swimming once in a while and let the ice cold water take care of the problem.
Even Barney was embarrased...when he visited Havasu....sportin Canadian Timber....

Gilligan
12-22-2005, 02:30 PM
Are you talking board shorts or speedos?
Board Shorts of course!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whack.gif Incase you have not heard speedos bring the gayness!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whisper.gif

Tom Brown
12-22-2005, 02:30 PM
Even Barney was embarrased...when he visited Havasu....sportin Canadian Timber....
lmfao!!! :D
"Hey Paul Bunyan... would you mind toning that shit down?"

Gilligan
12-22-2005, 02:31 PM
I dont hide it.....I try and show it off :D
I have tried that before but it usually causes jealousy issues when other dudes are around!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/winner.gif

probablecause
12-22-2005, 02:31 PM
I just envision my mother-in-law as she is getting out of the shower and it immediately crawls back up inside me. Actually, I just hang a towel off of it.

Havasu Hangin'
12-22-2005, 02:34 PM
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.

moneypit
12-22-2005, 02:37 PM
Wow... another desparate thread. Shouldnt this be a question for the "inside line"? :cry:

riverbound
12-22-2005, 02:37 PM
I have tried that before but it usually causes jealousy issues when other dudes are around!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/winner.gif
Jealousy is good for them.....its humbling :D

riverbound
12-22-2005, 02:37 PM
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.
Condoms are for sailors and catholics :yuk:

AltarGirl
12-22-2005, 02:40 PM
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
Very carefully. :eek:

topless
12-22-2005, 02:40 PM
Board Shorts of course!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whack.gif Incase you have not heard speedos bring the gayness!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whisper.gif
You need to mention that to the bench racers.

Gilligan
12-22-2005, 02:41 PM
I just envision my mother-in-law as she is getting out of the shower and it immediately crawls back up inside me. Actually, I just hang a towel off of it.
Hmmmmm your mother in law.. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ban-bf.gif

Gilligan
12-22-2005, 02:42 PM
You need to mention that to the bench racers.
Are they the same crowd who find mullets cool too. :)

Stoneman
12-22-2005, 02:47 PM
I hang a fresbee on mine :cool:

AZJD
12-22-2005, 03:14 PM
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!

Jbb
12-22-2005, 03:16 PM
I hang a fresbee on mine :cool:
I suppose you could hang a ...."for rent".....sign on it...?

Havasu Hangin'
12-22-2005, 03:16 PM
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!
Ribbed...for my pleasure.

Jbb
12-22-2005, 03:17 PM
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!

Havasu Hangin'
12-22-2005, 03:18 PM
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!
"Finding Nemo"

AZJD
12-22-2005, 03:20 PM
"Finding Nemo"
With any luck I will be finding her tommarow night!

AZJD
12-22-2005, 03:21 PM
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!
Thank you! She isn't too happy about it!

desertbird
12-22-2005, 03:24 PM
Duct tape.
works all day, but it's a motha to take off..... :cry:

MAINEVENT
12-22-2005, 03:25 PM
I usually tell them "look at what you did now fix it........ :crossx: "

phebus
12-22-2005, 03:33 PM
With a billet boner protector. Get some bling for your thing!!! (patent pending Eddie)

HYPNAUTIC
12-22-2005, 03:34 PM
detachable penis!?!

Havasu Hangin'
12-22-2005, 03:44 PM
With any luck I will be finding her tommarow night!
Isn't she the one was jumping off the cliff? :idea:

AZJD
12-22-2005, 03:56 PM
Isn't she the one was jumping off the cliff? :idea:
Nope that was Jordy's girl!
LMFAO, he's gonna be so happy

Cole91
12-22-2005, 04:09 PM
I.Y.W.A :crossx:

Jordy
12-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Nope that was Jordy's girl!
LMFAO, he's gonna be so happy
I hate you. Cockblocker. :D

H2OT TIMES
12-22-2005, 05:23 PM
well, when your hung like a light switch like me, there usually isnt a problem :crossx:
Now THAT"S some funny shiat!

probablecause
12-22-2005, 05:30 PM
Thank you! She isn't too happy about it!
They never are!

LHC30Victory
12-22-2005, 09:16 PM
I'm allowed to look but not to react! :220v:
I'm Married!

Infomaniac
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Hide it ???
Sport it !!!!

Nord
12-22-2005, 10:39 PM
I just rock the boner, f*ck it!

Cas
12-22-2005, 11:20 PM
just twirl it
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2249Fancy_Pants.gif

dmontzsta
12-22-2005, 11:24 PM
I'm allowed to look but not to react! :220v:
I'm Married!
Yes!
Its always odd to answer the question...
"Whats that for?"
:220v: :)

olbiezer
12-23-2005, 12:00 AM
this all sounds like a case of bjm...(bad johnson management)...everyone knows u got to beat that thing into submission before every trip to the river........enough said but if u have any questions just call me at BR-549

NOTALENT
12-23-2005, 06:13 AM
If you cant handle your shiat...then get so drunk you wont be able too...
Like mainevent said...If a hottie puts it up, then have her put it down!!! :crossx: