Cheating Wife

[pw_Tony]

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Jet boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that I just can't believe. The nozzle on the end of the pump looks like many rocks have been bouncing around the inside, but then I looked at the impeller and it looks fine. Do you guys think I should take off the bowl and give it a look inside?

[RitcheyRch]

Take the pump apart and inspect it better. :D

[Havasu1986]

The guys in the "Just Jets" section maybe able to help you. :D

[MADDOG355]

My advice is to go get a expert, Someone than really knows Pumping, Sucking, and Blowing. One with a nice but and big boobies would be best. Have her come check your pump about the time the wife gets home make shure you are standing behind her while she looks into the nozzle of the pump when the wife gets home.
This should solve all your problems :D

[QuickJet]

Ha ha ha.......That's some funny shitt....:D :D :D

[adjones419]

Buy a v-drive...problem solved. :D

[boatsnblondes]

Buy a v-drive...problem solved. :D
LOL...what he said.....:D

[bigq]

funny man you had me going....made my eyes water.:D

[stoker22405]

Classic

[OCMerrill]

:d :d

[Nord]

:notam:

[Sleeper CP]

:D
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover

[Mattman]

Had me going too......dick!:D

[DUSTINU]

Nice one. :D

[HemiDude]

What is that ugly white thing hanging off your ass end?????:idea: :sqeyes:

[FRANK THE TANK]

Good one.... LOL

[RaceFace]

Had me going too......dick!:D
Yeah, that makes three! LOL!!!! :D :D

[uLtRADeNniS]

Lmao!

[ahhell]

i almost felt sorry for you......got me too:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

[HOOTER SLED-]

Got cum breath!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, couldn;t resist:D

[GHT]

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Jet boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that I just can't believe. The nozzle on the end of the pump looks like many rocks have been bouncing around the inside, but then I looked at the impeller and it looks fine. Do you guys think I should take off the bowl and give it a look inside?
Are you f'ing kidding? you should take off the bowl. You never know what you'll find.
And if your story is true then I am truely sorry to hear this. I can only hope the best for you.
Good luck. Go with your gut feeling..
I just went back and looked at all the other post... FOK you got me too...!! Edited this last line in.

[IMPATIENT 1]

i read that 1 before but it was about a gelcoat chip:D still funny as hell though

[thatguy]

See if you can engineer a way for the co-worker to spend more time with her. It sounds like you will need some time alone to get the boat sorted out. My .02
Tommy

[hkunz]

Maybe you can get your hand up in there and check out any foriegn objects:devil:

[Hardly Satisfied]

You POS

[Baja Big Dog]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
You sir deserve to have your wife cheating, if it takes a situation like this for you to perform some of the basic inspections for required maintainence on your boat, then you have a problem, these issues should have been addressed prior to your wife cheating on you!!:D :D

[Josh4Repos]

Does the guy drive a black Volvo???
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Josh1976/VolvoF.jpg

[beaverretriever]

Awesome. Funny stuff. :D