Anyone Like Quickies

[dirty old man]

My lady friend has liked quickies for the many, many years we've been together, morning, noon and nite. As I get older, (an older Dirty Old Man), I'm having trouble keeping up to her. But my favorite quickie is one of my boats. My Cigarette is not quick, but fast. My Schiada is quick (and fast). At least I can handle my quick boats (at my age)

[BadKachina]

Try some Cialis (spelling???). If that doesn't work hire Ratso to come in and wear her out for you every couple of weeks.;) :)

[Miss Perfect]

Buy her a vibrator and a boat load of batteries :)

[earl-bob]

Tough it out, you only get one turn one this ride

[Mandelon]

Quit braggin fokker! :D

[SB]

Marry her, that will fix it.:D

[RitcheyRch]

Exactly what I was thinking. I know it worked with my ex-wife.
Marry her, that will fix it.:D