Are you an alcoholic?

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I guess I am...
According to this:
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm

[KahunaJuice]

I guess I am...
According to this:
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm
No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. :D :D :D :D

[hoolign]

yep, but a functional one..unless I'm drunk.then only thing I'm good for is another drink..and after 20 of those..I'm completely disfunctional...then once I have a drink ..I feel better about myself..then I celebrate my feeling good about everything...until..I get sick..and become disfunctional... So then I may as well have a drink to ............. :D

[Ultracrazy]

Hey RD.....what do you think :idea:

[grayson]

I guess I am...
According to this:
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm
THAT QUESTIONARE IS RIGGED :mad:
:D

[hoolign]

THAT QUESTIONARE IS RIGGED :mad:
:D
I didnt even see the questionaire..i got 3 no's :D :D Cheers!

[RiverToysJas]

I love this one:
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
I am a lower companion! :D
RTJas :D

[AZJD]

Raging..............

[probablecause]

If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/Alcoholic.jpg

[Jordy]

I guess I am...
According to this:
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm
That's for the drunks accross the pond. Totally doesn't apply to us. So that's a no. :D

[grads2112]

So that's a no. :D
I think that nose is starting to grow again.

[XtrmWakeborder]

Apparently I am... I need a drink now. :)

[Kim Hanson]

No my MOMMY said so, so there ! :D :D ...........( . )( . )...........

[ultra26shadow]

Yeah I am why you buying??

[Cheap Thrills]

The questionnaire is a Crock Of Shit !
The only two yes answers I had were.
Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?.
Well hell yes I have. Who hasn't regretted a hangover.
Sometimes I can drink a single beer and get a headache. Budweiser will do it every time and I regret even opening the damn thing.. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not Hardly.
It may be an indication of a drinking problem since I have a problem with some brands giving me a headache.
Do you drink alone ?
Uh yeah, I like to enjoy a beer or two occasionally by myself. So F*ing what. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not hardly.
I can go months with, or without beer in the fridge and not drink.
Just because I or anyone, likes to crack a few open alone occasionally doesn't mean there's a problem.
The questions were obviously pooled from a bunch of bleeding heart social workers looking to make a paycheck. Or their need to make them selfs feel better about their own miserable existence.
Same thing around here with social workers. If you have a beer once a week by god your a doomed alcoholic in dire need of detox treatment to the tune of thousands of dollars of in house treatment.
Heaven forbid you have to go in for an evaluation due to some other legal BS.
You're condemned before you hit the door regardless of your patterns of alcohol consumption.
F uckem where they breathe , feed em fish heads and rice.....
Give me a beer! :D
T. *stepping off the soap box

[Kim Hanson]

The questionnaire is a Crock Of Shit !
The only two yes answers I had were.
Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?.
Well hell yes I have. Who hasn't regretted a hangover.
Sometimes I can drink a single beer and get a headache. Budweiser will do it every time and I regret even opening the damn thing.. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not Hardly.
It may be an indication of a drinking problem since I have a problem with some brands giving me a headache.
Do you drink alone ?
Uh yeah, I like to enjoy a beer or two occasionally by myself. So F*ing what. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not hardly.
I can go months with, or without beer in the fridge and not drink.
Just because I or anyone, likes to crack a few open alone occasionally doesn't mean there's a problem.
The questions were obviously pooled from a bunch of bleeding heart social workers looking to make a paycheck. Or their need to make them selfs feel better about their own miserable existence.
Same thing around here with social workers. If you have a beer once a week by god your a doomed alcoholic in dire need of detox treatment to the tune of thousands of dollars of in house treatment.
Heaven forbid you have to go in for an evaluation due to some other legal BS.
You're condemned before you hit the door regardless of your patterns of alcohol consumption.
F uckem where they breathe , feed em fish heads and rice.....
Give me a beer! :D
T. *stepping off the soap box
Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?.[/
I didn't fock you, I did a service for Canada, now shoot me !
Do you drink alone
I am never alone, you guys are here all the time :D :D .............( . )( . ).......

[Cheap Thrills]

Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?.[/
I didn't fock you, I did a service for Canada, now shoot me !
You lost me on that one Kim.. Are you drinking again ? :D
I am never alone, you guys are here all the time :D :D .............( . )( . ).......
Since you put it that way I can answer NO to that one too :D
T.

[Kim Hanson]

You lost me on that one Kim.. Are you drinking again
Ya know, go to the bar wake up and look over to see something you wouldn't do in this life time ! That is remorse, happened only once and I stopped drinking Takillya unless I am with my wife :D :D ........( . )( . )......Drinking again...ahhhhh, can't be called again if you don't stop ! :D :D

[Some Kind Of Monster]

The questionnaire is a Crock Of Shit !
The only two yes answers I had were.
Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?.
Well hell yes I have. Who hasn't regretted a hangover.
Sometimes I can drink a single beer and get a headache. Budweiser will do it every time and I regret even opening the damn thing.. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not Hardly.
It may be an indication of a drinking problem since I have a problem with some brands giving me a headache.
Do you drink alone ?
Uh yeah, I like to enjoy a beer or two occasionally by myself. So F*ing what. Does that mean I'm an alcoholic ? Not hardly.
I can go months with, or without beer in the fridge and not drink.
Just because I or anyone, likes to crack a few open alone occasionally doesn't mean there's a problem.
The questions were obviously pooled from a bunch of bleeding heart social workers looking to make a paycheck. Or their need to make them selfs feel better about their own miserable existence.
Same thing around here with social workers. If you have a beer once a week by god your a doomed alcoholic in dire need of detox treatment to the tune of thousands of dollars of in house treatment.
Heaven forbid you have to go in for an evaluation due to some other legal BS.
You're condemned before you hit the door regardless of your patterns of alcohol consumption.
F uckem where they breathe , feed em fish heads and rice.....
Give me a beer! :D
T. *stepping off the soap box
You are obviously suffering from denial. You should seek help for that. :D

[Boozer]

I'm not an alcoholic I'm an athlete. I drink for sport.

[Cheap Thrills]

You are obviously suffering from denial. You should seek help for that. :D
:D
T.

[Baja Big Dog]

WOW..I thought I was an alcoholic, havent had a drunk in 26 years, and after answering no to all of the questions, I think Ill have a drink!!!!!
Take me drunk, I think Im home!!!;)

[topless]

Alcoholics go to meetings.

[YeLLowBoaT]

I like number 6... honestly in college is there anyone that has not gotton a bar tab that was over $100?

[Her454]

I guess I am...
According to this:
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm
I refuse to take this silly test. I already know I'm not. :D

[topless]

I like number 6... honestly in college is there anyone that has not gotton a bar tab that was over $100?Me.:D
It's people like me that made you have such high bar tabs...........sorry.

[topless]

I refuse to take this silly test. I already know I'm not. :DWell the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I'll start.
My name is Ali and I'm an alcoholis. (I feel so much better now):D

[YeLLowBoaT]

Me.:D
It's people like me that made you have such high bar tabs...........sorry.
i've never bought a drink for a women that was not a friend... the odds of her going home with you after buying her a drink are not great. you really want to get in her pants... buy her a dessert :)

[Boozer]

I like number 6... honestly in college is there anyone that has not gotton a bar tab that was over $100?
$100 bar tab is getting off cheap.
After a bottle or 2 some coronas and a few rounds of shots it's pretty common to see a bar tab well over $500.

[topless]

$100 bar tab is getting off cheap.
After a bottle or 2 some coronas and a few rounds of shots it's pretty common to see a bar tab well over $500.Did you get in her pants?:idea:

[OverKill]

Did you get in her pants?:idea:
The question is has this happened to you:idea: . I have to drink alone, I can't get up and walk. So I guess I'm that drunk guy in a wheelchair lol. F**K it at least I'm drunk. Heres to you EVILALI, Love Ya.
OverKill

[Her454]

Well the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I'll start.
My name is Ali and I'm an alcoholis. (I feel so much better now):D
Ok, my name is Traci and I'm an alcoholis. Whatever that is. :D

[Cheap Thrills]

you really want to get in her pants... buy her a dessert :)
Yeap ,,, Works great !!!
On fat chicks :D
T.

[topless]

Ok, my name is Traci and I'm an alcoholis. Whatever that is. :DIt's a drunk alcoholic. LOL

[YeLLowBoaT]

Yeap ,,, Works great !!!
On fat chicks :D
T.
Thats not something I would know... I'll take your word on it.

[Bullmoose]

How about #8 Careless with the families welfare?" yeah I spent the whole welfare check on booze - then took the kids to the zoo"

[topless]

Here's a better test.
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=1475