Jetboat Warning....

[Jbb]

:D
I wonder what litigation prompted Yamaha to include these stickers on their Jetboats....:D
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42347&stc=1&d=1194008368

[RitcheyRch]

Only takes one person to get injured.

[centerhill condor]

I expect to see "fetish" people using jet drives to do kinky sex things....hmmm. see the condor in porn? easy money?!
CC

[ck7684]

I wonder where I can get one of those for my jetboat :D :D :D

[SB]

They can rip a testicle loose too.
You get complacent over not having the danger of a prop, then blammo.
Odd that they specifed rectum and vagina, one would think it could damage a nasal or ear opening as well, of course I have 2 of those.
It would have been interesting being a fly on the wall at the litigation staff meeting:"Do you really think we need rectum?"
"In Havasu, sure."
I once helped my buddy launch a jet ski free of the beach, he hit the gas, sand sprayed at my feet, felt like my skin was coming off. dumbass.

[Froggystyle]

At Trident, we word it a little more simply...
"Watch your vag"

[Jbb]

At Trident, we word it a little more simply...
"Watch your vag"
Er.....technically ....."it would be Watch your Vag....x2"....yes..?

[Dave C]

"or we will" ;)
At Trident, we word it a little more simply...
"Watch your vag"

[H20MOFO]

A guy that works for me, had a friend 's wife die last year. No joke.

[mondorally]

Rectum:idea: ? Damn near killed 'em!:D

[IMPATIENT 1]

A guy that works for me, had a friend 's wife die last year. No joke.
now your gonna have to eloborate on that, can't make that statement without explaination:sqeyes:

[sleekcrafter]

They might need pictorials for those who cannot read the English language:idea:

[SK48]

That's why I always wear my Lifeline balistic shorts when I am in an open race boat. The hydraulic force will kill you when you fall out of the boat at speed. Speed skiers also wear protection for the same reason. :jawdrop:

[Sleeper CP]

A guy that works for me, had a friend 's wife die last year. No joke.
:( :confused: :idea:
now your gonna have to eloborate on that, can't make that statement without explaination:sqeyes:
Yeah,no $hit:)
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover

[2Driver]

Nothing about penis and testicles? :idea:
I've taken a shot in the balls before and it was not good.

[73kona455]

Nothing about penis and testicles? :idea:
I've taken a shot in the balls before and it was not good.
just goes to show the label was developed by men hating women.....:D :D :D :D

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Daughter jumped off the back of our Speedster and the jets blew her bikini completely off.
She's never been embarrassed a second in her life.
She just casually walked quite some distance up the Emerald Cove beach, up to the trailer and unlocked it, then went in and put on another.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11796Parker__05_056-med.jpg

[Tom Brown]

Pretty daughter, Ross. :)
I think the warning is directed at women who want to be springtime fresh.

[H20MOFO]

not kiddin his wife was anxious to get the jet ski in the water and b-4 he coud park the truck she was mortaly injured no joke slipped off the back

[Chestah Cheetah]

:D
I wonder what litigation prompted Yamaha to include these stickers on their Jetboats....:D
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42347&stc=1&d=1194008368
At idle speed it actually feels pretty damn good running through your shorts :) Or so I've heard.

[Sleeper CP]

I think the warning is directed at women who want to be springtime fresh.
Just add vinegar;)
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover