JustMVG
03-03-2006, 12:39 AM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the
bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck and then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably has spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love
you."
The wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he was gay, thought that you were cute, and asked
me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey! I love you too!"
a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the
bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck and then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably has spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love
you."
The wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he was gay, thought that you were cute, and asked
me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey! I love you too!"