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Jordy
11-13-2007, 08:37 AM
Now she's set to help the drunken elephants. Gotta hand it to her, for a no talent hack, she certainly comes up with new and creative ways to stay in the spotlight. :D
Paris Hilton's Efforts to Save Binge-Drinking Elephants Are Praised by Conservationists
U.S. socialite Paris Hilton listens to a reporter's question during a news conference promoting FILA clothing at the Hyatt Hotel in Seoul, South Korea, in this Nov. 9, 2007 file photo. Conservationists on Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007, hailed Hilton, who has been convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol, for apparently trying to highlight the cause of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. (AP Photo/Lee Jin-man, File)
11-13-2007 8:18 AM
By WASBIR HUSSAIN, Associated Press Writer
GAUHATI, India (Associated Press) -- Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.
Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.
"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad," Hilton was quoted as saying in Tokyo last week. She was in Tokyo to judge a beauty contest.
Her publicist couldn't immediately be reached for comment Tuesday.
Hilton promised to improve her bad-girl image after she completed a jail term in June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.
Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: "I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk after drinking homemade rice beer and getting killed."
"As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants," Goswami said.
Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem.
"Elephants appear on human settlements ... because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests," said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature's Beckon, a leading regional conservation group.
"A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact," Dutta said.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

SB
11-13-2007, 08:43 AM
Do you think if an elephant put his trunk in Paris Hilton it would be able to feel the sides.:D
There's a bud commercial here, I can feel it.

thatguy
11-13-2007, 08:49 AM
Paris is always friendly with the paparazzi. She is not a tweaker wreck like Lindsy Lohan or Brittney. I kinda think that when compared to the other brats out in La la land, she is not so bad. AND... she puts out!
Tommy

Classic Daycruiser
11-13-2007, 09:03 AM
Paris is always friendly with the paparazzi. She is not a tweaker wreck like Lindsy Lohan or Brittney. I kinda think that when compared to the other brats out in La la land, she is not so bad. AND... she puts out! Tommy
as seen on video:jawdrop:

Jbb
11-13-2007, 09:06 AM
Drunk Ellie Immitation?....:jawdrop:
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42977&stc=1&d=1194973586

WaterJunky
11-13-2007, 09:07 AM
And how many people here have made a video of their "exploits"?
As a public figure (and I use that term loosely), hers got out and went public in a big way.

Seadog
11-13-2007, 09:11 AM
What do you mean "no talent". She has shown that she could be a porn star with the best of them.

earl-bob
11-13-2007, 09:16 AM
porn star ..... ?? no way i've seen the show she's not that good!

Not So Fast
11-13-2007, 09:39 AM
To put it simply, she is just not attractive. This does not mean shes not worthy, just not attractive IMO. ;) NSF

IMPATIENT 1
11-13-2007, 09:46 AM
Do you think if an elephant put his trunk in Paris Hilton it would be able to feel the sides.:D
There's a bud commercial here, I can feel it.
don't think it could hit bottom either:D

HavaSkank
11-13-2007, 04:42 PM
don't think it could hit bottom either:D
The bitch wears a size 11 shoe! So think of it this way, if a man has big feet, he's typically packin large and in charge. If a CHICK has a big hooves, she has a bucket snatch.
Food for thought.

djunkie
11-13-2007, 04:50 PM
The bitch wears a size 11 shoe! So think of it this way, if a man has big feet, he's typically packin large and in charge. If a CHICK has a big hooves, she has a bucket snatch.
Food for thought.
Not true sweetheart. I've got big feet and unfortunately a small pecker. If it wasn't for my 8" tongue and ability to breath out of my ears my g/f would have left a long time ago. LOL!!!!! :jawdrop: :D :D

HavaSkank
11-13-2007, 04:53 PM
Not true sweetheart. I've got big feet and unfortunately a small pecker. If it wasn't for my 8" tongue and ability to breath out of my ears my g/f would have left a long time ago. LOL!!!!! :jawdrop: :D :D
How sad :(
Tell your girlfriend to call me. I can set her up with a dude with an iguana tongue, a monster cock AND intelligence.
:D

thatguy
11-13-2007, 06:00 PM
How sad :(
Tell your girlfriend to call me. I can set her up with a dude with an iguana tongue, a monster cock AND intelligence.
:D
Sorry Havaskank, but I quit that line of work. I appreciate the recognition though. :eek: :D
Tommy

delemorte
11-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Do you think if an elephant put his trunk in Paris Hilton it would be able to feel the sides.:D
There's a bud commercial here, I can feel it.
NO!!!

SB
11-14-2007, 11:35 AM
How sad :(
Tell your girlfriend to call me. I can set her up with a dude with an iguana tongue, a monster cock AND intelligence.
:D
Quit pimpin me, babe.:D
Remember when Paris went to South America with the Mao purse?
In her defense, not many many people with $400 million are Mao followers.

HavaSkank
11-14-2007, 11:44 AM
SB, you love it when I pimp you out, dont lie. Those ladies at the con home are STILL raving about your mad skillz :D