Devil's Advocate
11-15-2007, 05:33 PM
:idea:
Reverse Life
To hell with reverse mortgages I want a reverse life.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
:D
Reverse Life
To hell with reverse mortgages I want a reverse life.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
:D