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2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:05 AM
So we're out at Dumont, put the powder coat black wheels on the boys new 450 honda, guess we ran the air pressure to low cause when he was jumping it , it got sand in the bead. well I pumped the tire up, but he comes back
with a flat, so I pump it again, and lean down real close to the tire to try and listen for the air leak, we have the floor jack lifting the quad and I'm spinning the tire, my son leans down and has his face real close to mine,worst breath I have ever smelt in my life!!!!! smelt like someone shit in his mouth and wiped their ass on his tounge!!!! WTF!!!! I say, whens the last time you brushed your teeth!!!, he say about an hour ago. I say you better go brush them again, and use some mouth wash!!!! and don't spit it out till you come out side, by then the kids allmost in tears, just then the wife comes
walk'n up,
I'm sure to see what the hollar'n was about. I've got my hand on the tire and was spinning real slow to listen for the leak, and she says to me,watch your hand, It looks like there is dog shit all over the this side of the tire, I guess on the way in he ran over it,The look on my sons face was priceless,
he want'd to kick my ass bad, I'm try'n to tell him I'm sorry but couldn't quit laughing

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:09 AM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43411&stc=1&d=1195484933

27 Awesome cat
11-19-2007, 07:11 AM
Lmfao...:d

Trailer Park Casanova
11-19-2007, 07:11 AM
So how do you like the new Kawi, and how does it perform compaired to the Honda?
And how is the Kawais ride?

NOTALENT
11-19-2007, 07:17 AM
HAHA..Classic!! Sounds like a comic strip funny!! I started busting up reding it...lol :D

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:23 AM
So how do you like the new Kawi, and how does it perform compaired to the Honda?
And how is the Kawais ride?
The 450 kawi is my wifes,got it cause of the reversre
seems plenty fast, and has a good ride but,
the honda's are faster and handle better,
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43412&stc=1&d=1195485696
bought this for me, 800cc fuel injected long travel
4 speed, what a kick to drive, way better then the RZR
I bought, I'm talk'n right out the box with out mods

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:27 AM
buy him a new quad(anice one)i sure he will feel better fast:D whats that smell?:D
whats up Mark!!, thats his the new honda
still time for another coral pink run????

Trailer Park Casanova
11-19-2007, 07:28 AM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43412&stc=1&d=1195485696
Now this is nice.
What make is it?
What kinda power is the 800 giving you, adequate? Take all the dunes OK?
Looks excellent.:D

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:30 AM
HAHA..Classic!! Sounds like a comic strip funny!! I started busting up reding it...lol :D
hey and then as he was off to school this morning, I said to him
"did you brush your teeth!!!!" I started laughing all over

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 07:39 AM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43412&stc=1&d=1195485696
Now this is nice.
What make is it?
What kinda power?
Looks excellent.:D
its a joyner, 800cc.
went all over dumont, wont make it straight up comp
but will get up there, they have 58 hp and 14" of travel
real solid frame , 4wheel disc brakes
there is a video at teamjoynerusa.com

Trailer Park Casanova
11-19-2007, 08:23 AM
Nice spex. Glad to read you like it.
We were eyeing the Kawi 450 but want to get owners opinions first.
Kawi wants $1K for the FI juice/rev box.
The Hondas seem to run good even right outta the crate.
My yfz is getting looong in the tooth, time to shop.
Wife is throwing her Sandbar Superbowl / Kawasaki Kantina on Superbowl weekend again at Dumont if you guys are there.
Lots of food + open bar.
She puts up her Kawasaki Tiki hut.
It's a real hit.

OutCole'd
11-19-2007, 08:29 AM
Lmao :d

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 08:31 AM
Nice spex. Glad to read you like it.
We were eyeing the Kawi 450 but want to get owners opinions first.
Kawi wants $1K for the FI juice/rev box.
The Hondas seem to run good even right outta the crate.
My yfz is getting looong in the tooth, time to shop.
Wife is throwing her Sandbar Superbowl / Kawasaki Kantina on Superbowl weekend again at Dumont if you guys are there.
Lots of food + open bar.
She puts up her Kawasaki Tiki hut.
It's a real hit.
we'll try to make it by, Happy Holidays

earl-bob
11-19-2007, 09:55 AM
that was so funny

Baja Big Dog
11-19-2007, 09:59 AM
Thats great!!!

phebus
11-19-2007, 10:01 AM
You should have rubbed your finger on the tire, and then given him a Dirty Sanchez. :D

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 10:07 AM
lol, he already didn't think it was funny

dunaholic
11-19-2007, 10:56 AM
Antifreeze and stop leak........ You won't ever have a leaky beadlock again.

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 02:33 PM
seems like antifreeze would make the tire spin on the rim???

75 spectra V-drive
11-19-2007, 03:07 PM
LMFAO,thats great!

OGShocker
11-19-2007, 03:11 PM
LMAO!!! I hope the psycho therapy sessions don't cost too much.. That was a GREAT story!!!

dunaholic
11-19-2007, 03:30 PM
seems like antifreeze would make the tire spin on the rim???
Nope.

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 08:16 PM
s0o are you mixing the two?

fiasco
11-19-2007, 08:32 PM
those joyners are bad ass ive driven them good choice of fun and reliability!

2forcefull
11-19-2007, 08:55 PM
those joyners are bad ass ive driven them good choice of fun and reliability!
I love the smooth ride!!!!

2forcefull
11-20-2007, 06:56 AM
those joyners are bad ass ive driven them good choice of fun and reliability!
do you have one now

Sleeper CP
11-20-2007, 07:19 AM
I'm sure to see what the hollar'n was about. I've got my hand on the tire and was spinning real slow to listen for the leak, and she says to me,watch your hand, It looks like there is dog shit all over the this side of the tire, I guess on the way in he ran over it,The look on my sons face was priceless,
he want'd to kick my ass bad, I'm try'n to tell him I'm sorry but couldn't quit laughing
:D
Great story. It's one of those stories that 30 yrs from now the family will be talking about.;)
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover

CBadDad
12-16-2007, 02:51 PM
I'll check my shoes and my hands next time before I ask one of my kids that.
...Although it'll probably be their breath. :(