Mandelon
11-19-2007, 10:57 AM
The night before a young man is about to be married his father pulls him to the side and says "I would like to give you some advice that my father gave me the night of my wedding and it worked so good for me I want to share it with you!"
The father says: "When I got to our hotel room on the first night of our honeymoon, I took my pants off, handed them to your Mom and told her to put them on. When she complained that they were too big and they didnt fit, I told her thats right. I'm the man of the house, I wear the pants. And ever since then your mother has known her place."
The son syas: "Ok Dad, thanks for the advice I will definetly do that!"
So when he gets to the hotel with his new wife the first thing he does is take off his pants, hand them to her and tell her to put them on."
The wife says:"Why?"
Son says: "Just do it!"
Wife says: "OK, but they dont fit, they are too big!"
Son says: "Exactly, I'm the man, I wear the pants!, Keep that in mind."
The wife smiles and says: "OK, here put mine on!"
The son looks at her little pants and in confusion, says: "There too small, I cant get in them!"
Wife says: "Thats right, just keep up that attidue and you never will!"
The father says: "When I got to our hotel room on the first night of our honeymoon, I took my pants off, handed them to your Mom and told her to put them on. When she complained that they were too big and they didnt fit, I told her thats right. I'm the man of the house, I wear the pants. And ever since then your mother has known her place."
The son syas: "Ok Dad, thanks for the advice I will definetly do that!"
So when he gets to the hotel with his new wife the first thing he does is take off his pants, hand them to her and tell her to put them on."
The wife says:"Why?"
Son says: "Just do it!"
Wife says: "OK, but they dont fit, they are too big!"
Son says: "Exactly, I'm the man, I wear the pants!, Keep that in mind."
The wife smiles and says: "OK, here put mine on!"
The son looks at her little pants and in confusion, says: "There too small, I cant get in them!"
Wife says: "Thats right, just keep up that attidue and you never will!"