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Mandelon
12-15-2007, 06:06 PM
Yo mama is so ugly..............she only been married once.
Yo mama is so poor..........she still got real titties.
:D

RiverOtter
12-15-2007, 06:13 PM
Yo Mama is so fat.... when she wears that little black dress she looks like outer space :D

topless
12-15-2007, 06:17 PM
Yo mama is so ugly..............she only been married once.
Yo mama is so poor..........she still got real titties.
:DLMAO!!!!!:D :D

Boatcop
12-15-2007, 06:21 PM
Yo Momma so fat, she should go on a diet.
Yo Momma so fat, she wears big clothes.
Yo Momma so ugly, she needs plastic surgery.

topless
12-15-2007, 06:31 PM
Yo Momma so fat, she should go on a diet.
Yo Momma so fat, she wears big clothes.
Yo Momma so ugly, she needs plastic surgery.
You guys are cracking me up tonight!!!

Jetaholic
12-15-2007, 06:34 PM
Yo Momma so fat, she should go on a diet.
Yo Momma so fat, she wears big clothes.
Yo Momma so ugly, she needs plastic surgery.
Now seriously come on Alan...out of all people I know for a fact you can do better than that...:D

ratso
12-15-2007, 06:36 PM
LOL... Alan... It's so unfunny that I'm lmao...:D

Boatcop
12-15-2007, 06:38 PM
Now seriously come on Alan...out of all people I know for a fact you can do better than that...:D
I think they're funny, just by the lack of irony. But since you asked:
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so poor when I push the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

topless
12-15-2007, 06:44 PM
I think they're funny, just by the lack of irony. But since you asked:
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so poor when I push the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerioI liked your first ones better.

Boatcop
12-15-2007, 06:51 PM
Yo Momma so stupid she took the dog to a Clippers game to get groomed.
Yo Momma so stupid and poor, she thinks a Quarterback is her Tax Refund.
Yo Momma so fat when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo Momma so fat she gets runs in her Levi's.
Yo Momma so stupid she thinks a 19 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo Momma so fat she has three dress sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo Momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants.

Biglue
12-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Yo momma so short she plays handball against the curb.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat she uses pillows for Kotex.

vee-driven
12-15-2007, 07:07 PM
Your mamas so fat she uses the 405 for a slip and slide.
Your mamas like a light switch, even a 2 year old can turn her on.
Your mamas like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.
Your mamas like a bus, people getting on and off her all day long.
Your mamas so fat i had to run her over because i didn't have enough gas to go around.
Your mamas so fat when she runs pot holes chase her.
Your mamas so ugly when i phuck her i put a bag over my head.

BlueNun
12-15-2007, 07:25 PM
Your momma is so fat we had to baptise her at SeaWorld
Shes so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway
She is so poor and old she owes Jesus 2 bucks
Her house is so dirty even the cockroaches ride around in dunebuggies
She actually jumped in the air one time....she got stuck
The back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
She is so black I tried to shoot her the other night...the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
My Favorite
Her butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud

Jetaholic
12-15-2007, 07:32 PM
Your momma's so phat she went bungie jumping and went straight to hell...
Your momma's so stupid when she heard "It's chilly outside" she ran in and got a bowl...
Your momma's so phat she jumped in the air and got stuck...
Your momma's so poor she had to put french fries on layaway...
Your momma's like a hardward store...$0.10 a screw...

Boatcop
12-15-2007, 07:32 PM
Yo Momma so poor she cruise the channel in a Bayliner.
Yo Momma so fat she use dinner plates for pasties.
Yo Momma so ugly she got locked up fo' "Offensive Conduct" just by showin' up in Havasu.
Yo Momma so loose, she turn around every time Santa say "HO HO HO".
Yo Momma so loose she don't use sheep for tampons, she use LUCKY!
Yo Momma so short, she look up to Moly.

topless
12-15-2007, 07:33 PM
ya mama is so ugly, when she was born, they
put her in an incubator with tinted windows.

deltarat
12-15-2007, 08:53 PM
Your Mama is so fat she masturbates while reading cookbooks.:D

vee-driven
12-15-2007, 09:37 PM
Yo mamas so stupid she thinks jet boats are fast.

Jetaholic
12-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Yo Momma so ugly she got locked up fo' "Offensive Conduct" just by showin' up in Havasu.
Yo Momma so short, she look up to Moly.
Now hold on Alan...I can scam someone on Hot Boat for money to bail her out :D

vee-driven
12-15-2007, 09:44 PM
Your mamas like a bowling ball, when i throw her in the gutter she still comes back for more.