Ruhhh Rohhhhh

[topless]

Damn I'm dangerous. I just bought my boyfriend this really cool knife and tried to show him him that i could defend myself with it................well there is blood all over the kitchen and front porch. I think I'd stay away from me if I were him. I swear it was an accident.............I gotta go now........might need a quick trip to the ER. Oh and it is only on his hand and not life threatening.

[RiverOtter]

Damn I'm dangerous. I just bought my boyfriend this really cool knife and tried to show him him that i could defend myself with it................well there is blood all over the kitchen and front porch. I think I'd stay away from me if I were him. I swear it was an accident.............I gotta go now........might need a quick trip to the ER. Oh and it is only on his hand and not life threatening.
Got any pics?

[topless]

Got any pics?
No, at this moment, I don't think he wants me near him. I'll get the camera and see what I can do. . i really feel bad kind
of.

[RiverOtter]

No, at this moment, I don't think he wants me near him. I'll get the camera and see what I can do. . i really feel bad kind
of.
That'll teach him to step out of line :220v:

[phebus]

I know Topless is your screen name, but is Laurena Bobbit your real name? :2purples: :eek: :2purples:

[cxr133]

Damn I'm dangerous. I just bought my boyfriend this really cool knife and tried to show him him that i could defend myself with it................well there is blood all over the kitchen and front porch. I think I'd stay away from me if I were him. I swear it was an accident.............I gotta go now........might need a quick trip to the ER. Oh and it is only on his hand and not life threatening.
IM callin 911 right now..
california is a zero tolerance state!!!! :p
you might want to change your story before you hit the ER

[topless]

IM callin 911 right now..
california is a zero tolerance state!!!! :p
you might want to change your story before you hit the ER
Uhhhh...........self defense????? (he super glued it shut and that was not my recomendation either but at least there is no police report) Really, I was showing him my self defense skills. I hope he warns all his criminal friends that I am dangerous.

[Ziggy]

sounds more like you warned him and not his friends......;)
Now tell us again what happened to you ex.... :crossx: :)

[Forkin' Crazy]

So you have (a) boyfriend? :)

[hoolign]

Uhhhh...........self defense????? (he super glued it shut and that was not my recomendation either but at least there is no police report) Really, I was showing him my self defense skills. I hope he warns all his criminal friends that I am dangerous.
Mugger..." gime your money bitch!"
Top" No!
mugger : Gimme your money or else!
Top , " did I stutter ...NO!
Mugger" you gonna get it bitch!
Top " Oh realy ....give your weapon for a minute please"
Mugger: " well since you said please,,here...
Mugger" .wait a sec ..arent you Topless from HB???
gimme that back!" I aint into bleeding tonight"
:D
:D

[topless]

It happened really fast
I said... this is how I'd hold it
He said ....what if I did this?
I showed him what I'd do. Now he's afraid of me. I think it's his fault.

[JetBoatRich]

Oh and it is only on his hand and not life threatening.
Easy for you to say :rolleyes:

[topless]

It's a little swollen this morning and he still won't let me near him. Should I cook him a really good breakfast or just carry the knife around all day?

[topless]

So you have (a) boyfriend? :)Ya mean besides you?

[Forkin' Crazy]

Ya mean besides you?
LOL!!! Luv ya anyway!!! :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

It's a little swollen this morning and he still won't let me near him. Should I cook him a really good breakfast or just carry the knife around all day?
Glad to hear he is still alive. :)