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Rocket2003
09-23-2003, 07:02 AM
24 reasons boats are better than women
You can ride in a boat any time of the month.
Boats don't have parents.
If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.
If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.
Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you buy boat magazines.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have.
If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.
You can have a beer while riding in your boat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your boat.
You don't deal with priests or blood tests when registering your boat.
If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride again.
You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats after you dump them.
Boats always feel like going for a ride.
Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
Your boat never wants a night out alone with other boats.
You don't have to take a shower before driving your boat.
Boats never get pregnant.
If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy new parts.
Boats curves never sag.
You can control the speed and time of arrival.
:D
[ September 23, 2003, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: Rocket2003 ]

Greaser
09-23-2003, 09:37 AM
Words to live by :D

flattie
09-23-2003, 11:48 AM
amen brother

XTRM22
09-23-2003, 10:14 PM
Your boat will never change it's mind about letting you take a ride after you remove it's top!(bimini that is)
Chuck :D

jackpunx
09-24-2003, 08:31 AM
I need the T shirt
and the old
If you cant race it or through it out of bed.. it aint worth having...
[ September 24, 2003, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: jackpunx ]