superdave013
03-05-2003, 07:29 AM
River Dave was telling to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it".
So River Dave and his boss drive up to Hollywood Hills and knock on Tom Cruise's
door and Tom Cruise shouts, "River Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come
on in for a beer!" Although impressed, River Dave's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else,"River Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," RD says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots River Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "River Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and
catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to River Dave,
who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope," his boss
replies. "Sure!" says RD. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
long time." So off they fly to Rome. River Dave and his boss are assembled with the
masses in Vatican Square when RD says, "This will never work. I can't catch
the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope.” And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough,
half an hour later River Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the
time RD returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, River Dave asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with River Dave?" :D
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it".
So River Dave and his boss drive up to Hollywood Hills and knock on Tom Cruise's
door and Tom Cruise shouts, "River Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come
on in for a beer!" Although impressed, River Dave's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else,"River Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," RD says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots River Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "River Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and
catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to River Dave,
who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope," his boss
replies. "Sure!" says RD. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
long time." So off they fly to Rome. River Dave and his boss are assembled with the
masses in Vatican Square when RD says, "This will never work. I can't catch
the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope.” And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough,
half an hour later River Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the
time RD returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, River Dave asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with River Dave?" :D