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MJ19
03-18-2003, 01:56 AM
If Saddam did 'choose' to leave the country, where do you suppose he would go? :confused:
France? :D

Rod-64
03-18-2003, 02:04 AM
I'm thinking he hasn't listened to anyone for the past 12 years, why would he listen now? What country would have him? Good question...who knows? :confused:

MJ19
03-18-2003, 02:43 AM
Rod-64:
What country would have him? Good question...who knows? :confused: I just got to thinking, and wondered...where would he go? What country would have him? Does he have a choice to leave? I guess some of the arab countries around him might have him? :confused:
I was reading a few comments from Arabs in Egypt in regards to Saddam, Iraq & War...I was kind of sadden by their comments. Some of them actually were wishing Saddam good luck and another was wishing the US would stay out of it and let the Iraqi people fight Saddam. Even though she confirmed the Iraqi people were brainwashed by Saddam and that they celebrate the anniversary of the gulf war every year...the comments were bizzare to read. Another person stated it was an Islamic issue and the US Christians should stay out of it.
[ March 18, 2003, 03:48 AM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

Jungle Boy
03-18-2003, 03:58 AM
He'll show up selling cheese dogs at some 7-11 in East Canada. But really, there is no where to go, except possibly some African country where they treat their people the same or worse than they do in Iraq. It would be best to send him to see his maker.

sidewound
03-18-2003, 04:45 AM
Best Place for him to go is straight to hell. Peace Man
CESAR

HCS
03-18-2003, 05:31 AM
idea He could walk over to Iran, then we'll blow them up.

Blown 472
03-18-2003, 06:03 AM
Some country offered him free passage but I cant remember which one it was. :rolleyes:

Mandelon
03-18-2003, 06:42 AM
Uh, FRANCE!! (Yes I"m Yelling!) Duh!
He'll become a tourist attraction, write a book and sip coffee along the Seine. He'll grow a goatee, shower even less and maintain his already bad attitude. He'll wear leather almost every day. After 9 months he'll begin combing his hair straight back in an effort to cover his growing bald spot.
However, eventually the moist cold air of gay Paree' will cause him to get bronchitus which will finally kill him, just after his 83rd birthday. He will leave many friends behind. Mostly hollywood actors. Sean Penn, Jeanine Garafalo and Mike Farrell will all speak at his funeral.
How's that????

HCS
03-18-2003, 06:45 AM
Blown 472:
Some country offered him free passage but I cant remember which one it was. :rolleyes: Probably Libya.
[ March 18, 2003, 06:46 AM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

HammerDown
03-18-2003, 06:45 AM
Make him live in New Jersey...and become a Blue Berry Picker...now thats to funny> :D

Kilrtoy
03-18-2003, 07:21 AM
how about HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twistedpair
03-18-2003, 07:33 AM
I thought Jersey was Hell! devil wink ....Kidding!

MJ19
03-18-2003, 08:59 AM
sidewound:
Best Place for him to go is straight to hell. Peace Man
CESAR Cesar, I crack up every time I read one of your posts...as I read the "Peace Man" part, I envision you passing the bong around the room. :cool:
quote from Blonw: Some country offered him free passage but I cant remember which one it was. Which country???...please try to remember for curiousity sake :D

Blown 472
03-18-2003, 09:07 AM
For some reason Italy keeps coming to mind, or somewhere around there.

MJ19
03-18-2003, 09:23 AM
Blown 472:
For some reason Italy keeps coming to mind, or somewhere around there. Don't tell me that, we were planning a trip to Italy eek!

Irishluck
03-18-2003, 09:29 AM
Hell, where he belongs and the same goes to his sons as well. Hopefully when this war is over in a few weeks the gas prices will start to decline.

twistedpair
03-18-2003, 09:30 AM
Well, since he won't be going into exile, I hope he just goes up in a big cloud of smoke. Other than that, he'll be heading to the Netherlands for his
War Crimes Tribunal at the Hague.

MJ19
03-18-2003, 09:34 AM
Sad thing is he'll prabably hide under a school or some other building full of innocent people. frown

058
03-18-2003, 10:11 AM
Mandelon:
Uh, FRANCE!! (Yes I"m Yelling!) Duh!
He'll become a tourist attraction, write a book and sip coffee along the Seine. He'll grow a goatee, shower even less and maintain his already bad attitude. He'll wear leather almost every day. After 9 months he'll begin combing his hair straight back in an effort to cover his growing bald spot.
However, eventually the moist cold air of gay Paree' will cause him to get bronchitus which will finally kill him, just after his 83rd birthday. He will leave many friends behind. Mostly hollywood actors. Sean Penn, Jeanine Garafalo and Mike Farrell will all speak at his funeral.
How's that???? And Barabra Streisand will sing for him. yuk

Bense468
03-18-2003, 01:03 PM
MJ19:
If Saddam did 'choose' to leave the country, where do you suppose he would go? :confused:
France? :D To hell

OCStoker
03-18-2003, 02:31 PM
I think somebody on this board offered him a place to stay in the Keys. j/k rd

theskiffs
03-18-2003, 03:12 PM
Hopefully on a rope with a large cement ball.But even the fish wouldn't like em.

River Ric
03-18-2003, 10:15 PM
Hey Guys how about this one????
__________________________________________________
" SLAM, BAM, GOODBYE SADAM!!!!!!!!
" Go USA!!!!! jawdrop

Mandelon
03-19-2003, 05:34 AM
I heard on the radio it was a small town in Italy. The town has three policeman and they offered one of them to be his bodyguard.
Must be a ploy to get him as a tourist attraction. :rolleyes:

Freak
03-19-2003, 06:19 AM
This is only a joke.
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a
> Texas bar.
>
> A cowboy walks in and asks the barman, "Is that
> George Bush and Colin
> Powell sitting over there?"
>
> The Bartender replies, "Yep, that's them."
>
> So the cowboy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
> real honor. What
> are you guys doing in here?"
>
> Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
>
> And the cowboy asks, "Really? What's going to
> happen?"
>
> Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
> Iraqis and one
> blonde with big breasts."
>
> The cowboy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts!
> Why kill a blonde
> with big breasts?"
>
> Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder
> and says, "See,
> Smartass! I told you no one would worry about 140
> million Iraqis

WetWillie
03-19-2003, 07:19 AM
It was Russia that offered him a home!
WW argue
[ March 19, 2003, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: WetWillie ]

Ultra21
03-19-2003, 07:32 AM
I would be looking here http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/0pubimage.jpg

MJ19
03-19-2003, 07:46 AM
Ultra21:
I would be looking here http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/0pubimage.jpg That's actually kind of freaky to me...I don't really like the 'no-see-um' appearance they have over there :cool:

Blown 472
03-19-2003, 07:47 AM
If I cant see them, they cant see me?? is that how that works?? or maybe it is a new line of blue garage wear??

lakesmodified
03-19-2003, 07:48 AM
CALIFORNIA! jawdrop Where else? That's the only State in the Union that has enough liberal tree hugging, pot smoking law makers that would take such an idiot!

CA Stu
03-19-2003, 01:48 PM
lakesmodified:
CALIFORNIA! jawdrop Where else? That's the only State in the Union that has enough liberal tree hugging, pot smoking law makers that would take such an idiot! Yeah, we ought to send all those retards straight back to Tennessee, where they came from in the first place.
CA Stu

MJ19
03-19-2003, 04:50 PM
lakesmodified:
CALIFORNIA! jawdrop Where else? That's the only State in the Union that has enough liberal tree hugging, pot smoking law makers that would take such an idiot! Hey now, I'm a native Californian and I do not represent a single bit of your description. devil