twistedpair
08-29-2003, 11:19 AM
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Aiding and abetting a known felon, Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel, Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior, Audition your hand puppet,Backstroke roulette ,Barking up the wrong tree, Bash the candle, Be your own best friend, Beat the bishop, Beat the bologna, Beat the dummy, Beat the meat, Beat the pud, Beat the stick, Beat up your date, Beef tips stroking off, Bleed the weed, Blow your own horn, Bludgeon the beefsteak, Bop the bologna, Bop the bonzo, Box the Jesuit, Box with Richard, Brushing up on your typing skills, Buff the banana, Bugger your hand , Building upper-body strength, Burp the baby, Burp the worm, Butter the corn, Calling in the secret service, Caning the vandal, Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile, Charm the snake, Check for testicular cancer, Cheese off, Choke Kojak, Choke the chicken, Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, Clamp the pipe, Clean your rifle, Cleaning out your account, Clear the snorkel, Climb the tree, Closet Frisbee, Combing the hair on your bald pig Sally, Combing your hair, Communing with nature, Consulting with your silent partner, Corral your tadpole, Couch hockey for one, Crank the love pump, Crank the shank, Crimp the wire, Crown the king, Crushing pop cans in the dark, Cuddle the kielbasa, Cuff the carrot, Daisy-chaining, Dancing in the dragon's fiery breath, Dancing with the one-eyed sailor, Date Miss Michigan, Date Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters, Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters, Defrosting the fridge, Digital penile oscillation, Discovering your own potential, Distributing free literature, Do handiwork, Do it your way, Do the janitor thing, Do the white knuckler, Doing your homework, Drain the monster, Dry humping the ottoman, Eating grapes with the one-armed man, Electing the President, Engage in safe sex, Exercise one's right, Exercising your right to privacy, Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love, Feed the ducks, Feeding bologna to the Smurfs, Feeling your way around, Fiddle the flesh flute, Firing the pound gun, Fishing with dynamite, Fist your mister, Five knuckle shuffle, Flick your Bic, Fling your phallus, Flip the bishop, Flipping your omelet, Flog the bishop, Flog the dolphin, Flog the dong, Flog the log, Flog the mule, Flogging the egg man, Fly fishing, Fondle your flagpole, Free Willy, Frost the pastries, Frosting your maple bar, Frying up the corndog, Gallop the old lizard, Gardening with the golden trowel, Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion, Get a date with Slick Mittens, Get the German soldier marching, Get to know yourself, Get your pole varnished, Give it a tug, Give your low five, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money, Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh, Go blind, Go on a date with Fisty Palmer, Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela, Go the blow, Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head, Goose the gherkin, Grease the pipe, Greasing the three-legged cow, Hand job, Hard labor, Have one off the wrist, Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college, Hitchhike to heaven, Hitchhike underneath the big top, Hitting too close to home, Hoisting your own petard, Hold the bishop, Hold the sausage hostage, Holding your own, Hone the cone, Honk your horn, Hosing down the driveway, Hotfooting it to the nearest exit, Hug the hog, Hump your hose, Investing in pork bellies,Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell, Jack hammer, Jazz yourself, Jerk Jamby, Jerk the gherkin, Left to your own devices, Letting the cat out of the bag, Liquidating the inventory, Locking the bathroom door, Look for ticks, Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne, Lope the mule, Love the Muppet, Love's labors lost, Lubricating the love monkey
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