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BigBlockBaja
03-15-2006, 10:29 PM
Chuck video (http://www.wimp.com/chuck/)

Tom Brown
03-16-2006, 05:54 AM
You can tell he's loving it. :D

SnoopJonnyJon
03-16-2006, 09:44 AM
Here's a university exam I wrote a month ago. Notice on the one question I actually got a mark for saying that "only we have Chuck Norris" as a trait that separates humans from stupid monkeys. On the other question the prof then writes a correction involving Chuck Norris. Don't ask why a guy in Mechanical Engineering has to learn this crap... its just a dumb elective.
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dmontzsta
03-16-2006, 09:58 AM
Lmao

syke-o
03-16-2006, 10:09 AM
i love that shit... it cracks me up everytime!!

CA Stu
03-16-2006, 12:55 PM
Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
Thanks
CA Stu

Benjhamina
03-16-2006, 01:08 PM
In his free time Chuck likes to knit sweaters.... and by "knit" I mean kick and by "sweaters" I mean babies.

Waldo
03-16-2006, 01:21 PM
Chuck Norris has nothing on Jack Bauer!