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Boozer
06-06-2003, 07:30 AM
So I don't know if you guys have it out there or not but I am sure you do it. I always see those commercials for the Axe deodarant crap and the dude sprays it on and gets raped by hot women.
I decided to give this stuff a shot. Been wearing it for 3 days and all I have gotten is a couple winks from a few gays in the elevator here at work. I think it's lawsuit time.
Maybe I can get a lawyer to prove that Axe attracts homosexual men to straight men and as a result it traumatizes straight men for the rest of their lives. Any lawyers on the board wanna take the case?

Boozer
06-06-2003, 07:47 AM
RiverDave:
You sure that was the product and not your charming personality? wink :D j/k
RD I'm wearing a pink shirt today but I figured that would just help the ladies see that I am in touch with my feminine side.

NastyOne
06-06-2003, 07:51 AM
Boozer, maybe its the vibe that you send out to those fags... rather than the deodarant.
I sport the shit and chicks dig it.
Just like the commercial says... it gets you laid every time. Oh wait... it doesnt say that. :confused:

Boozer
06-06-2003, 07:52 AM
NastyOne:
Boozer, maybe its the vibe that you send out to those fags... rather than the deodarant.
I sport the shit and chicks dig it.
Just like the commercial says... it gets you laid every time. Oh wait... it doesnt say that. :confused: I do use a lot of hand gestures and have a somewhat high pitch voice. Could that do it??????????

Blown 472
06-06-2003, 07:54 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1925245303-med.jpg

Boozer
06-06-2003, 07:56 AM
That looks like a cool group of guys. I bet they get all sorts of women.

FreddieB81
06-06-2003, 08:00 AM
Hey Boozer, if you wanna quit attracting fags and start attracting women try Romance from Ralph Lauren. That stuff is like a magnet. :D

Boozer
06-06-2003, 08:02 AM
Romance?? That sounds pretty gay to me.
Are you coming on to me????

Blown 472
06-06-2003, 08:21 AM
Boozer:
Romance?? That sounds pretty gay to me.
Are you coming on to me???? web page (http://ins5.inetstrat.com/deliverance/ned.wav)

Boozer
06-06-2003, 08:36 AM
I'm scared to open that page.

Blown 472
06-06-2003, 08:38 AM
Boozer:
I'm scared to open that page. You limp wristed wuss. :D :D :D

Boozer
06-06-2003, 08:39 AM
Wristed is the least of my limp problems

NastyOne
06-06-2003, 08:39 AM
Boozer:
NastyOne:
Boozer, maybe its the vibe that you send out to those fags... rather than the deodarant.
I sport the shit and chicks dig it.
Just like the commercial says... it gets you laid every time. Oh wait... it doesnt say that. :confused: I do use a lot of hand gestures and have a somewhat high pitch voice. Could that do it?????????? Could be the hand geatures...try not to move your wrist so much. wink

FMluvswater
06-06-2003, 03:19 PM
Blown 472:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1925245303-med.jpg Was that a Ken doll convention? :rolleyes: Plastic looking. Ohhh! ARE those those life-like blow up dolls? jawdrop wink
I do laugh at the AXE commercials but if I was a guy I'd be wary of using a product that purportedly attracts ALL kinds of women ... and non-het (sickeningly PC of me) guys too! yuk
Definitely cute commercials though. :) :D