I love people who throw junk in my driveway...

[Jordy]

and they love it even more whe I call them at 12:30.
I figure they're littering. The courteous ones at least give me a rock to landscape with. These people selling Avon, they love midnight calls.
Especially Becca:602-466-2250 becap1@cox.net Call late
p.s. Thanks. :D

[djunkie]

LOL!!!!!!!! :rollside:

[Flying Tiger]

Ha! Ha!
I think I'll order some Avon sunscreen right now.
Good stuff.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

You are too much.
I like to *69 the people who dial us with the wrong # and then hang up at midnight. I wait until 4:00 (when I get up) for their good morning wake-up call to give them a lesson in manners. :D tsk they don't even thank me. Can you believe it?? :rolleyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

and they love it even more whe I call them at 12:30.
I figure they're littering. The courteous ones at least give me a rock to landscape with. These people selling Avon(alll the girls I hang out with are at least with Mac, but beyond that) they love midnight calls.
Especially Becca:602-466-2250 becap1@cox.net Call late
p.s. Thanks. :D
Meanie :)

[Jordy]

Meanie :)
Why am I mean??? She took the time to throw her trash in my driveway, figure it must be important. The guy who answered the phone last night after midnight might not have seen the humor in it, but then again, I didn't see the humor in the trash in my driveway. F 'em. :D

[yeah,right]

I've gotta work late tonight. I'll see what she caries for men. :rollside:

[BarryMac]

Had a landscape guy throw his trash in my driveway two weekends ago while I was out in the garage :mad: , I went down and picked it up and waited for him to come back down the other side of the street and politely threw it at his truck and yelled at him to pick up his litter before I called the police and reported him :220v: , he had one of his boys get out and pick it up and they drove off. I like your idea though, I'm gonna call the numbers to if I'm not around to convince them to pick their shit up...:D

[Jordy]

I like your idea though, I'm gonna call the numbers to if I'm not around to convince them to pick their shit up...:D
A couple years ago, another unsuspecting Avon chick used to spackle the neighborhood on a regular basis, like every other week. Same deal, drive by littering. So I looked at one before I threw it away, got her number, did a reverse look up, got an address and returned the favor. Saved up a few of her litter runs and Sharpied them up with a "Stop throwing this shit in my driveway" and the amazing thing was, last night was the first time I've had it happen and it's a different girl. Oh well, gives me something to do. :D

[78Eliminator]

Jordy, I see a patern here: You are a crazy woman magnet. Demagnetize yourself son....
There is some local newspaper that arrives on my driveway once a week. I never asked for it and everyone around me also gets it. I dont know how to friggin stop it. I think I am just going to have to get up early and have a word with the delivery boy. I cant stand having to pick it up and it makes the neighborhood look like shit.

[phebus]

And I thought the girls were driving by, and throwing their panties (with their phone numbers written on them) in your driveway.
You've dropped a notch on my idol meter buddy. :)

[Jordy]

Jordy, I see a patern here: You are a crazy woman magnet. Demagnetize yourself son....
And it took some avon chick littering in my driveway for you to realize that??? Get with the times. :D :D :D

[Lightning]

Jordy, I see a patern here: You are a crazy woman magnet. Demagnetize yourself son....
There is some local newspaper that arrives on my driveway once a week. I never asked for it and everyone around me also gets it. I dont know how to friggin stop it. I think I am just going to have to get up early and have a word with the delivery boy. I cant stand having to pick it up and it makes the neighborhood look like shit.
I thought your neighborhood looked like shit because of all your non-operable vehicles in the front yard.

[78Eliminator]

I thought your neighborhood looked like shit because of all your non-operable vehicles in the front yard.
Huh?

[Jordy]

Huh?
I think he's saying your house looks like Sanford and Son. :D

[Outnumbered]

...drive by littering... :D
LMFAO!
I thought that maybe I was a freak because this is one of my peeves. I cannot stand people thowing bags of rocks in my driveway, flyers, leaving beggar bags, etc. The shit just ends up in the gutter and looks like crap. I'll have to give Jordy's method a try :crossx:

[78Eliminator]

I think he's saying your house looks like Sanford and Son. :D
Cause I wrench on cars and boats? Alright, I guess you can start calling me Fred. :rollside: I have no projects in my driveway right now. Because, well, I finish them.

[lucky]

that anin't liter in your driveway -- ITS YOUR BOAT -- lmao

[Biglue]

and they love it even more whe I call them at 12:30.
I figure they're littering. The courteous ones at least give me a rock to landscape with. These people selling Avon, they love midnight calls.
Especially Becca:602-466-2250 becap1@cox.net Call late
p.s. Thanks. :D
That is sheer evil genius right there Jordy. LOL

[Biglue]

Had a landscape guy throw his trash in my driveway two weekends ago while I was out in the garage :mad: , I went down and picked it up and waited for him to come back down the other side of the street and politely threw it at his truck and yelled at him to pick up his litter before I called the police and reported him :220v: , he had one of his boys get out and pick it up and they drove off. I like your idea though, I'm gonna call the numbers to if I'm not around to convince them to pick their shit up...:D
Sorry dude. That was you? :crossx:

[Jen]

Hey Jordy try some of these, hours of entertainment
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone,
you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has
efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other
end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and
records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real"
sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is
to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as
quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it
kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return
these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own
junk mail away.
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they
receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50
cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that
case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these
cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a
pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then
just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on
anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep
them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their
own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let
them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're
paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that
e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to
increase ! postage costs again. You get the idea !
If enough people follow these tips, it will work---- I have been doing
this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

[Jordy]

Hey Jordy try some of these, hours of entertainment
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
I've been doing this for a long time. I like to let Chase know what BofA is doing and so on. I pile up all the junk mail and about once a month do a mass mailing. Perhaps they'd like to know about Becca from Avon. The gift that keeps on giving. :D :D :D
Oh, and it costs them like a buck for postage. There was a deal going around a while back where someone shipped them a junk tire. Up to like 100 lbs, the postage paid envelopes work. Just tape it to a box of rocks. :D

[Dave C]

Dear JP...
.....maybe you can help me with a bit of a "trespassing" problem that I'm having.
I'm sitting on the couch then all of a sudden, knock-knock... "can we share a message from Jesus Christ with you...." :220v:
Not wanting to "break the law," I have been contemplating my response to this dilemma.... but alas nothing has come to mind.....
yours truly.... ;)

[Jordy]

Dear JP...
.....maybe you can help me with a bit of a "trespassing" problem that I'm having.
I'm sitting on the couch then all of a sudden, knock-knock... "can we share a message from Jesus Christ with you...." :220v:
Not wanting to "break the law," I have been contemplating my response to this dilemma.... but alas nothing has come to mind.....
yours truly.... ;)
Invite them in. Make sure yuu're watching porn. Turn up the volume. Swear profusely. Offer them smokes and beer. Should solve the problem. ;)
P.S. You do know how you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip right? You take another Mormon. :D :D :D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Dear JP...
.....maybe you can help me with a bit of a "trespassing" problem that I'm having.
I'm sitting on the couch then all of a sudden, knock-knock... "can we share a message from Jesus Christ with you...." :220v:
Not wanting to "break the law," I have been contemplating my response to this dilemma.... but alas nothing has come to mind.....
yours truly.... ;)
I just ask them if they want to come in for a Coke or a beer. :cool:

[Jordy]

Up to like 100 lbs, the postage paid envelopes work. Just tape it to a box of rocks. :D
Wow, I just started thinking (happens every now and again) and I realized what to do with my old phone books now. I love it!!! :D

[Sleek-Jet]

P.S. You do know how you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip right? You take another Mormon. :D :D :D
LMAO... I'm going to remember that one. :D :D :D :D

[Jordy]

LMAO... I'm going to remember that one. :D :D :D :D
Do you guys have Mormons in Tucson?? I thought all you had was Mexicans and I don't think that trick works with them. :D

[78Eliminator]

Do you guys have Mormons in Tucson?? I thought all you had was Mexicans and I don't think that trick works with them. :D
Mormans and Mexicans are breeding at the same exponential rate. There is no escape.

[Dave C]

thanks for the tip... maybe we should start a "dear Jordy" thread... you seem to "have all the answers"..... ;)
Also thanks for the tip on the return envelopes.... I am gonna return my bills to the sender..... maybe even send someone elses bill to another company....
;) ;)
Invite them in. Make sure yuu're watching porn. Turn up the volume. Swear profusely. Offer them smokes and beer. Should solve the problem. ;)
P.S. You do know how you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip right? You take another Mormon. :D :D :D

[Biglue]

I just ask them if they want to come in for a Coke or a beer. :cool:
NOw there is an idea. BUndle up some baby powder and pretend they are the buyer you have been expecting. :crossx:

[78Eliminator]

Crush up a bunch of certs breath mints. Much more believable and their noses will be minty fresh.

[cjordan]

A friend of my dads (a farmer) was the victum of someone dumping garbabe in his yard...found out who it was and loaded up his dumptruck with all kinds of garbage, sheet metal, old tires, etc, etc...drove into town to the sources house and proceeded to dump his entire truckload into their front lawn....... :) :p

[78Eliminator]

"Garbabe". That sounds like maybe a trailor trash woman. Not as bad, IMO.

[Sleek-Jet]

Do you guys have Mormons in Tucson?? I thought all you had was Mexicans and I don't think that trick works with them. :D
Hell, the mexican mormons they have their own wards and church's and everything....
My ex sister-in-law (???) is mormon, I know lots of them. They will drink all of your beer, quickly.

[lucky]

Invite them in. Make sure yuu're watching porn. Turn up the volume. Swear profusely. Offer them smokes and beer. Should solve the problem. ;)
P.S. You do know how you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip right? You take another Mormon. :D :D :D
lol -
I have been enlightned - thanks jordy

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

This thread is making me nervous. When I list a house for sale I drive by and throw a flyer of the neighbors house with a notepad in it all stapled in a poly bag. Is that OK? I give a note pad as a little gift and they get to find out about the market in their area.
Is it still littering or is it ok?

[Ziggy]

Jordy, I see a patern here: You are a crazy woman magnet. Demagnetize yourself son....
There is some local newspaper that arrives on my driveway once a week. I never asked for it and everyone around me also gets it. I dont know how to friggin stop it. I think I am just going to have to get up early and have a word with the delivery boy. I cant stand having to pick it up and it makes the neighborhood look like shit.
Your "Local" Newpaper???? I've had about enough of those land on my driveway too.
They're distributed by the San Diego Union....I've called plenty but no success yet.

[Dave C]

no way... those thing come in handy..
for instance I use them to make a list of all the people that littered in my front yard so I can get even with them.....
This thread is making me nervous. When I list a house for sale I drive by and throw a flyer of the neighbors house with a notepad in it all stapled in a poly bag. Is that OK? I give a note pad as a little gift and they get to find out about the market in their area.
Is it still littering or is it ok?

[Jordy]

Imagine my surprise when I walked outside this afternoon and found that some landscape asshole had drive-by littered a little bag of rocks with a flier stapled to it. I'll scan and post that info later in case anyone wants to call. :D :D :D

[Dave C]

post it tommorrow.... drunk dials on St Patty's day can be a bitch....

[Jordy]

post in tommorrow.... drunk dials on St Patty's day can be a bitch....
C'mon now, nobody drinks on St. Patricks Day. :D :D :D

[Dave C]

I didn't know there were Mormon Irish? :confused:
C'mon now, nobody drinks on St. Patricks Day. :D :D :D

[uvindex]

This thread is making me nervous. When I list a house for sale I drive by and throw a flyer of the neighbors house with a notepad in it all stapled in a poly bag. Is that OK? I give a note pad as a little gift and they get to find out about the market in their area.
Is it still littering or is it ok?Sorry, this is still annoying and obnoxious (to me at least). I see you have good intentions but you asked! :) When a real estate agent throws stuff in my front yard (or hangs it on my door knob) it says to me, "I'm too cheap to pay for direct mail or other legitimate advertising."
If I go away on vacation I stop my mail and stop my newspaper. The last thing I want to see when I get home is marketing crap in the driveway that I never asked for in the first place.

[460 jus getn it]

Imagine my surprise when I walked outside this afternoon and found that some landscape asshole had drive-by littered a little bag of rocks with a flier stapled to it. I'll scan and post that info later in case anyone wants to call. :D :D :D
this is to funny...................

[Screaming Pete]

Jordy are you having Green Goose for st patty's day

[twin 1450 outerlimits]

you guys bitch to much and stay on the computer way to long get life go do some thing besides jerkin of to your computer

[twin 1450 outerlimits]

and they love it even more whe I call them at 12:30.
I figure they're littering. The courteous ones at least give me a rock to landscape with. These people selling Avon, they love midnight calls.
Especially Becca:602-466-2250 becap1@cox.net Call late
p.s. Thanks. :D
your gay

[Jordy]

you guys bitch to much and stay on the computer way to long get life go do some thing besides jerkin of to your computer
Says the newbie who just pulled up a thread from over a month ago, kind of ironic, huh??? Welcome to the boards genius. :notam:
Oh, and by the way, capital letters and punctuation should have been included on your keyboard. Might try using them sometime. ;)

[soupersonic]

^ Looks like Becca's been located :crossx:

[spectratoad]

you guys bitch to much and stay on the computer way to long get life go do some thing besides jerkin of to your computer
Too in that context has 2 O's. I learned that at the ***boat spelling bee last year.
I want to jerk off. In that context only one O is required.
You have too much time on your hand to worry about how other use their time. that is an excellent example of the use of one O or two O's.
Ok it's Friday, class is over.

[Jordy]

^ Looks like Becca's been located :crossx:
Becca must have sold a shitload of Avon to get an Outerlimits with twin 1450's. :D

[soupersonic]

I guess the littering the driveway deal payed off for her. Post up some pics of that bad azz OL with the twins 1450's :rolleyes:

[ROZ]

There is some local newspaper that arrives on my driveway once a week. I never asked for it and everyone around me also gets it. I dont know how to friggin stop it. I think I am just going to have to get up early and have a word with the delivery boy. I cant stand having to pick it up and it makes the neighborhood look like shit.
I HAVE CALLED TO CANCEL BOTH CRAPPY MOFUKIN PAPERS. ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.. THEY STOP FOR A COUPLE WEEKS THEN bam THE DELIVER THEM AGAIN!!! NORTH COUNTY WHATEVER AND THE PAPER!!! THIS SHIT SHOULD BE A FUKIN CRIME!!!!
I'M GOING TO SAVE A TRASHCAN OF EACH THEN GO DUMP THEM ON THEIR FUKIN DOORSTEP!!!