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Boozer
07-17-2003, 07:35 AM
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than
usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in
2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."
:D :D :D :D

MagicMtnDan
07-17-2003, 01:46 PM
I would pay at least $5 a gallon for THAT gas!

BiggusJimbus
07-17-2003, 01:56 PM
Bill Clinton was disembarking Air Force One carrying a baby pig under each arm.
A secret service agent walks up to greet him and seeing the pigs says, "Those are some fine pigs sir".
Bill says, "These aren't just pigs, they are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea".
To which the SS agent replies...
"Nice trade, Sir"

superdave013
07-17-2003, 01:59 PM
Here's something else for him. :D
click here (http://www.v-driveboat.com/images/gallery/photos/221_DSCN0129.jpg)
[ July 17, 2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: superdave013 ]

wsuwrhr
07-17-2003, 02:38 PM
What about at 175 MPH?
Brian

Dave C
07-17-2003, 02:43 PM
ha ha ha.....