Top 10 reasons

[gnarley]

Top 10 reasons to own a Jet Boat
1. Less to work on for the unskilled
2. Less to understand for the technically challenged
3. Fewer controls to use for operators with learning disabilities
4. Cost less than a real boat with a prop
5. Love attention when docking in close confines
6. Likes to impress bystanders with a water displays since they canÂ’t go as fast as prop boats
7. They make great wet vacÂ’s & pressure washers
8. Would rather look at the boat than be in it if the water gets a little rough
9. Enjoy getting swamped by real boats
10. CanÂ’t move out of the 70Â’s and really like anything with shag carpet

[Havasu Hangin']

11. After the gas bill, less money to spend on anti-depressants.
12. No need to worry about steering when the engine dies.
13. More beer-drinking time onshore when your boat sucks up something (like the very-rare Hefty bag)
14. Get's rid of that unwanted skin when you touch the headers
15. The rooster tail makes up for other "small" areas in your personal life
[ March 15, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Havasu Hangin' ]

[TOBTEK]

:D :D :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

10 REASONS TO OWN A BOAT WITH A PROP
1. Gauges & levers turn you on
2. You know a good Dr. (some one always gets cut)
3. You like spending the day on dry land changing your props around
4. Rather then bringing an extra ice chest you bring a extra tool box
5. Your a mechanic
6. You need speed to impress the ladies, when all they care about is getting a tan
7. You dont like shallow water
8. You have a garage full of spare props
9. You have $ to burn
10.You know someone with a jet drive to tow you around the sandbar (when its open)

[Mandelon]

Damn, ya'll just want to stir up some sh*t!

[Sleek-Jet]

The top reason for owning a jet?
They really piss off outboard and stern drive guys!! :D :D
[ March 15, 2003, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Sleek-Jet ]