spectratoad
03-19-2003, 11:58 AM
What is Marketing?
People have asked for an explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to
him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him, and get his telephone number. The next day
you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get
up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly
against his arm, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed."
- -- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're
fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You talk him into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these
houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout
at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
:D :D
[ March 19, 2003, 11:58 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]
People have asked for an explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to
him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him, and get his telephone number. The next day
you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get
up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly
against his arm, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed."
- -- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're
fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You talk him into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these
houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout
at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
:D :D
[ March 19, 2003, 11:58 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]