River Ho stories...Let's hear em!!

[HighRoller]

Okay,feeling the need to spice things up I thought maybe some good river ho stories would do it.You know,girl at the sandbar gets left behind by friends and will do anything to get a ride back to the hotel.Girl says she really loves your new boat and wants to know if you'll take her for a ride.You guys know what I mean.....For example:
I saw a slightly trashy girl fishing off the dock drinking Natural Light one day.She waved and said"nice boat".Well,we chatted a bit and she said her boyfriend was at work and she was bored.I asked her if she wanted to go for a ride and after a bit of hesitation she agreed.Once onboard she immediately spied the cooler full of beer and wine coolers and asked if she could have one.Well,after 3 or 4 more wine coolers she was having a REAL good time and I told her that I only let girls ride on my boat for more than an hour if they ride naked.She laughed at me and said"NOOOO,I don't think so"but she was giggling.We pulled into a cove and stopped to take a swim.She jumped in and got back onboard and after I jumped in I climbed back onboard to find her naked!!I walked towards the driver seat to retrieve my beer and she grabbed my shorts as I walked by."I thought we were gonna get naked"she said and YANK!!!My shorts hit the floor! Since she was sitting down and I was standing it was only natural that...well,you know what happened next.Anyways,when I dropped her off her boyfriend was standing on the dock with a mystified look on his face.I waved bye and got the hell out,laughing all the way home!!!!

[Jungle Boy]

The only beaver we see on the the rivers we travel have 4 legs and a big flat tail. cry

[hboldno7]

Sounds like a great plot for a xxx video. :D :D

[78Eliminator]

When is the last time you watched one? They don't have plots any more in the slightest. Just straight down to business, like they should be.

[HighRoller]

What do you mean 78?I thought the acting in the one I watched was excellent.It took me 3 minutes to figure out the pizza guy delivering to the sorority house was really Ron Jeremy!!

[Reaper1]

Getting ready to get into the boat and head to Copper Canyon. Girl says to my buddy who's driving the boat. "Can I get a ride" My buddy without hesitation - "Yeah, if you blow me all the way to Copper" She didn't hesitate either. :D

[78Eliminator]

HighRoller:
What do you mean 78?I thought the acting in the one I watched was excellent.It took me 3 minutes to figure out the pizza guy delivering to the sorority house was really Ron Jeremy!! Well, maybe you're into the G rated pornos. I like the nastiest Ho's there are....

[HM]

This one time, a girl from Canada showed me her boobies. boxed

[H.B. Brett]

We were coming back from the sand bar and this girl say's she's hungry. I say there is some junk food up under the bow. She rips open this melted plastic wrapper and the creme filling is all green and the chocolate is all crusty and...... wait are you talkin about nasty river Ho Ho's? yuk

[HM]

H.B. Brett:
We were coming back from the sand bar and this girl say's she's hungry. I say there is some junk food up under the bow. She rips open this melted plastic wrapper and the creme filling is all green and the chocolate is all crusty and...... wait are you talkin about nasty river Ho Ho's? yuk :D

[XLGPP]

[ July 10, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: XLGPP ]

[HighRoller]

I think we're gonna need to see some"footage" of that.Just to verify your story,of course...

[HM]

H.B. Brett:
We were coming back from the sand bar and this girl say's she's hungry. I say there is some junk food up under the bow. She rips open this melted plastic wrapper and the creme filling is all green and the chocolate is all crusty and...... wait are you talkin about nasty river Ho Ho's? yuk I am with highroller on this one...lets see some video footage! Was the filling really green? I had heard of that, but never in my wildest dreams thought I'd see it. I did see green filling in a hoho snuff film, but you could tell it was fake.
smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp

[XLGPP]

[ July 10, 2003, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: XLGPP ]

[Boozer]

Well if the misses frequents so often that you can't post footage then I'm sure she'll rad this post. And then she will want to see footage as well. So you might as well just get the footage and show us. Until you are just a fibber.

[Boozer]

I'd love to tell you about some great river ho stories but unfortuntely I don't have any. I can however tell you that one of my best friends brothers married a river ho and he's now paying dearly for it.

[HighRoller]

I have since discarded any incriminating evidence He's trying the throw the Mrs off the scent....We know the above statement was all for her benefit but it's just us boys now.You can trust us..... pig_flyi

[jus a baker]

we picked up 3 hoes one time, and one bet me she could get up on a kneeboard, (i even tried to help her) she couldn't so i got head in the bathroom. havn't seen em since

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

You are all talking about the ho-ho's what about the man ho's. Does this mean you are all hu-hu's LOL!!! :D

[jus a baker]

men arent hoes, we are straight up sluts

[HighRoller]

Well,you're more than welcome to expound on the man ho subject if you wish Mrs FV,we're equal opportunity pervs here....

[Boozer]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
You are all talking about the ho-ho's what about the man ho's. Does this mean you are all hu-hu's LOL!!! :D I can tell you right now that if you rolled up in the DCB and said "Hey I'll give you a ride to the Canyon and a ride back if you wanna breathe through your ears the whole way and eat my peach." I would reply "Don't scratch me up to badly and watch those wakes because i dont want a concussion."
Man storys arent any fun because... well... we're men and nothing we do should surprise you.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I was just cureous but it does kill the cat so I'll stay out of it but thanks for the invite.!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Boozer:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
You are all talking about the ho-ho's what about the man ho's. Does this mean you are all hu-hu's LOL!!! :D I can tell you right now that if you rolled up in the DCB and said "Hey I'll give you a ride to the Canyon and a ride back if you wanna breathe through your ears the whole way and eat my peach." I would reply "Don't scratch me up to badly and watch those wakes because i dont want a concussion."
Well i don't think mr.vee would like it. I take it most of you are all single but I guess thats why you like the ho-ho's. Thats o.k. to each his own but just remember the trip to the doctor when he say's "don't worry 3-4 days fall off all by itself. LOL!! :D :D
Man storys arent any fun because... well... we're men and nothing we do should surprise you.

[HighRoller]

Hell I think we're about to overstep our bounds with a married woman here...Not saying that I wouldn't make her drinks and rub suntan oil on her feet all day long just to listen to that big ass blower motor.....

[Boozer]

Single????? What's that got to do with anything???????
It isn't cheating if you don't get caught.

[jlnorthrup122]

Myself and some of my boys where gettin tore up on a slow ass pontoon boat and we were trollin past this bad ass Aframe and Low and behold there was this fine ass hottie basking on the dock So I Being the impulsive SOB that I am dove off the boat and lost my trunks and could not findem so I playes it offs and Now I am married to the chicks best friend who was mixin up a drink in the kitchen when she saw me for the first time so needless to say what a party that was I spent the rest of the night in a towel hooken up with my wife! So all you have to do to pick up river hoes is get naked and ask them to 632's and the rest is history! :p

[Boozer]

HighRoller:
Hell I think we're about to overstep our bounds with a married woman here...Not saying that I wouldn't make her drinks and rub suntan oil on her feet all day long just to listen to that big ass blower motor..... Who wouldn't. As long we got Mr Vee's permission first I think we'd be okay.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I don't cheat so I don't have to worry about getting caught. I've been married for ten years and happily. Just havin fun with you guys. LOL!!! :D I was just cureous like I said.

[Boozer]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I don't cheat so I don't have to worry about getting caught. I've been married for ten years and happily. Just havin fun with you guys. LOL!!! :D I was just cureous like I said. You're down for shit like Erotica L.A. so I imagine you have no reason to cheat nor does your husband. If my lady was a freak and down with the freaky shiznit I wouldn't even care to look at other women. Let alone allow them to put parts of my body in their mouth and other body regions :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

soooooooo how did you find out about that. and yes erotica was a blast!!LMAO :D

[jlnorthrup122]

Alrite now Mrs Flyin whats going on in here now?
Are you The one who's married to That Jamie guy ? :confused:

[HighRoller]

I'm assuming the boat in her signature is their DCB,so that would make it some guy named jamie I believe.Read the ***boat review a couple times...Damn I must be doin something wrong.I was looking to spend about that much on a house but could never do it on a boat....

[jlnorthrup122]

You gotta love this guy!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/342jamie-med.jpg
I was in that kida codition over the fourth of july weekend. If only I could remember more than whitwaters :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That's my babie he had about 5 mai tai's with sandbar junkies that day. :D He had so much fun!!

[jlnorthrup122]

Damn I must be doin something wrong.I was looking to spend about that much on a house but could never do it on a boat Believe me friend, if it weren't for my kids I would sell my house and buy one of those and an old wooden yacht from the 40's to live in and retire!!!! wink

[jlnorthrup122]

That's my babie he had about 5 mai tai's with sandbar junkies that day. He had so much fun!!
Soooo!!! You guys aren't mad about the comody I posted after the races are you?? :confused:

[HighRoller]

Hey Mrs FV what does your baby do for a living??I think I need a new profession.Can you see me turnin green w/envy over here?? :rolleyes:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I was not mad at all... and highroller we are both plumbers..

[jlnorthrup122]

I was not mad at all...
So was the Mr V mad @ ole JL here? :D
we are both plumbers..
Yeah Why do you think they both went to the Erotica convention Bro! :D