Ol wong don't go for that sh#t!

[BUSTI]

This guy walks into a bar and says to the bar keep " hey give me a beer and find me a woman to FU#K! The bar tender says here's your beer but all we got for you to screww is that ol guy over there..Ol Wong" The guy says no way I'll take the beer but as far as screwing that old man I dont go for that sh#t. Time passes and the guy calls over the bar keep and says " I ain't sayin I go for that sh#t but if I did go for that shit I'm not saying I do though, how much would it cost me to screw that ol man in the a##?" The bartender replies 150 bucks! "What?" the guy says "how come so much?" Well the bar keep explained 50 for me, 50 for the cook and 50 for Ol Wong. The guy puzzeled says why 50 for the cook?
Tne barkeep says" well fifty for the cook to old Ol Wong down cause Ol Wong don't go fo that shit either! jawdrop

[Mandelon]

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (Man gives his wife a dirty look) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (Man gives his wife a dirty look) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!" Officer turns to the woman and asks: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."

[beached 1]

Man runs into a bar huffing and sweaty,
"bartender! Quick! Gimmie 2 drafts and a shot of wiskey!"
Bartender does and the guys slams em all down. Then the bartender asks,
"whats the rush? why do you have to drink all that so fast?"
Guy says,
"cause I only got .50 cents".

[Mandelon]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

[beached 1]

A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a dept store and says,
"I've lost my girlfriend can you stand here nd talk to me for a few minutes?"
She says,
"sure, but how's that going to help you find her?"
He says,
" whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she always shows up."
:D