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502procharger
08-28-2003, 02:46 PM
I am just wondering if anyone has ever done it. If so was it cool or did you meet a bunch of crazy people. I am 4 months out of a long-term relationship. I really donÂ’t have problems meeting girls or getting dates, i am actually pretty active at it but i am surrounded by college girls and although they are fun they are really not what i am looking for in a girlfriend. So i figured i would see if anyone had any luck meeting cool people that maybe they would not have met other wise. I can only imagine the shit i am going to get from this post but screw it. :p

jlnorthrup122
08-28-2003, 02:49 PM
You could just save yourself the trouble and check out the porn sites! :D
College girls not your think??? :confused: I luv college girls they are fun HEHE :D

Aqua Boogie1
08-28-2003, 02:50 PM
Thats were I met the misses, online. I liked it because you get to say what you like and what you don't like......so that kills all the small talk and you get to really start knowing the person if they really appeal to you. :cool:

502procharger
08-28-2003, 02:56 PM
i think i am done banging hot young college chicks, oh wait a minute what the hell did i just say, that might be a lie but i am still open minded to a more serious relationship again i kind of miss it. i think.

DickDanger
08-28-2003, 03:07 PM
Yep, I was a regular internet wizard a few years ago, and used to slice thru internet women like a hot knife thru butter. A few things to remember that I learned the hard way...
1. As a rule, hot chix are usually not home on the 'net during a Friday, or Sat night. If they are home, and tell you they are hot, this means:
A) They have kids
B) A mental disability
2. Ask to see MULTIPLE and RECENT pics before you meet them. Trust me on this one...
3. NEVER invite them over to your house. Always meet in a public place first, and then either get a motel room, or go back to her house. I never planned on sticking around for more than 2 or 3 bang fests, and didnt want them knowing where I lived.
4. DO NOT give them your home phone number. Use your cell # if at all possible.
5. Don't just talk about yourself. On the contrary, say as little about yourself as possible. Ask them all of the questions, especially, what they are looking for, their last relationship, etc. Play your game accordingly.
All of the above rules apply if you are only looking for a booty call, and nothing more. I had a lot of fun on Yahoo/AOL for a couple of years, and did indeed achieve master status.
-Dick "King of Bling" Danger Out

502procharger
08-28-2003, 03:10 PM
dd
your funny as ****, wait can i say that here? :D

Ms. AquaBoogie1
08-28-2003, 03:22 PM
Aqua Boogie1:
Thats were I met the misses, online. I liked it because you get to say what you like and what you don't like......so that kills all the small talk and you get to really start knowing the person if they really appeal to you. :cool: Yup, 502, I met Mr. Aqua online and we have been together now for 1 1/2yrs(knowing him 3 yrs)He didn't have his pic up, so I really got to know the person inside. I love you baby!!! :D wink :p

Ziggy
08-28-2003, 03:26 PM
502procharger:
I am just wondering if anyone has ever done it. If so was it cool or did you meet a bunch of crazy people. I am 4 months out of a long-term relationship. I really don’t have problems meeting girls or getting dates, i am actually pretty active at it but i am surrounded by college girls and although they are fun they are really not what i am looking for in a girlfriend. So i figured i would see if anyone had any luck meeting cool people that maybe they would not have met other wise. I can only imagine the shit i am going to get from this post but screw it. :p I'm sure if you hang around this board enough you'd find someone with a common interest. idea

Boozer
08-28-2003, 03:40 PM
DD pretty much just laid it out as good as it gets except a few things.
If you meet them in a chatroom be careful once you **** one chatroom ***** you ****ed em all. And especially be careful ****ing multiple women fromt he chatroom because they all know each other and they all talk.
With that said AOL is a quick and easy place to score some booty. Oh yeah, the mental disability and kid thing can NOT be stressed enough.
Most of all... Woman who say they are hot but do not have a pic are 99 times out of 100 FAT. VERY FAT. You'll know immediately if you are talkingt o a fatty because she'll talk about her eyes and boobs and shit like that but leave out weight. Usuaully you'll ask how bout your weight and they will say something to you like "Are you really so shallow that my weight is a concern?" **** yeah im shallow BITCH! Go eat a HO HO. Call me after your gastic bypass has been done until then call me shallow!
And also be careful of letting them know much about you I have had to actually get a restraining order against a girl I met off the net.

502procharger
08-28-2003, 03:45 PM
boozer
you ever make it up to vail or beaver creek in the winter? i live in vail for most of the winter. thanks for the advise.

Boozer
08-28-2003, 03:47 PM
502procharger:
boozer
you ever make it up to vail or beaver creek in the winter? i live in vail for most of the winter. thanks for the advise. I ride Copper. But this year I am going to definitely take a trip or two up there.

502procharger
08-28-2003, 03:50 PM
cool i keep a copper pass too. keep my e-mail i have a ton of great peeps up there and have vail vally wired. tickets, food, hotel, whatever i got a lock on it.

PACKINAIR
08-28-2003, 08:47 PM
DickDanger:
Yep, I was a regular internet wizard a few years ago, and used to slice thru internet women like a hot knife thru butter. A few things to remember that I learned the hard way...
1. As a rule, hot chix are usually not home on the 'net during a Friday, or Sat night. If they are home, and tell you they are hot, this means:
A) They have kids
B) A mental disability
2. Ask to see MULTIPLE and RECENT pics before you meet them. Trust me on this one...
3. NEVER invite them over to your house. Always meet in a public place first, and then either get a motel room, or go back to her house. I never planned on sticking around for more than 2 or 3 bang fests, and didnt want them knowing where I lived.
4. DO NOT give them your home phone number. Use your cell # if at all possible.
5. Don't just talk about yourself. On the contrary, say as little about yourself as possible. Ask them all of the questions, especially, what they are looking for, their last relationship, etc. Play your game accordingly.
All of the above rules apply if you are only looking for a booty call, and nothing more. I had a lot of fun on Yahoo/AOL for a couple of years, and did indeed achieve master status.
-Dick "King of Bling" Danger Out Greetings fellow master.. few will admit to the buddylist bangin game, but those who know.... wink It was almost to easy. alot of lonly women out there

HighRoller
08-28-2003, 09:04 PM
Internet Dating=Good way to lay pipe

BigBoyToys
08-29-2003, 03:01 AM
Yep....
I met Mrs BBT online in Yahoo! Chat and we've been married for 5 years now and still going strong. While I was in New Mexico going to college, I was a single father with custody of my boys from a previous marriage. With all the work, school, and stuff combined with raising the kids on my own, it left NO time for dating and/or the bar scene. I started chatting and met quite a few nice folks online, but also met some whackos. I even spent 1 summer traveling all around the USA meeting folks in person. Anyways, I found the right one finally and the rest is history.
The thing I like most about the internet dating thing was that I got to know a person inside before the outside. That pretty much eliminates the "lust at first site" thing :D .
[ August 29, 2003, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: BigBoyToys ]

wtrbabe
08-29-2003, 10:07 AM
That is where I met my husband (alost married 1yr) I met him four years ago after a horrible divore,(both of us). We both met our fair share of people on the internet, but it's a good opertunity to weed out the jerks and bitches. I found it an easy way to meet the man I love now. I would reccomend it to anyone. You just have to be honest about what you want and don't go for the easy target, make sure that they were honest about what they wanted as well. My hubby and I both had kids from the prvious marriages and being that he is 12 1/2 yrs older than me, I had to make sure I did not want any more kids, and that his three and my one would get along. I think we have had it much easier than most mixed families so I am blessed.
Well thats a long way to say 'Ya go for it!

502procharger
08-29-2003, 01:14 PM
wtrbabe:
That is where I met my husband (alost married 1yr) I met him four years ago after a horrible divore,(both of us). We both met our fair share of people on the internet, but it's a good opertunity to weed out the jerks and bitches. I found it an easy way to meet the man I love now. I would reccomend it to anyone. You just have to be honest about what you want and don't go for the easy target, make sure that they were honest about what they wanted as well. My hubby and I both had kids from the prvious marriages and being that he is 12 1/2 yrs older than me, I had to make sure I did not want any more kids, and that his three and my one would get along. I think we have had it much easier than most mixed families so I am blessed.
Well thats a long way to say 'Ya go for it! so i should take out the line in my profile that said 12" cock?
[ August 29, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: 502procharger ]

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 01:28 PM
I wonder if you posted you were "just a stud looking to bang some horny babes" what kind of responses you would get?
Scott Peterson, the accused murderer of wife and unborn baby, get hundreds of love letters delivered to his prison cell.
How can "I want sex" posted online honestly be any worse?? smile_sp
I understand maybe you are getting past stage that and want someone more fulfilling...still I am curious.

502procharger
08-29-2003, 01:56 PM
madelon
e-maik me a picture and i will put it up with in the title

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 02:03 PM
Haahahahah My wifey would love that!
Here is my most recent pic!! :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/24slate_007-med.jpg
[ August 29, 2003, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

502procharger
08-29-2003, 03:08 PM
mandelon
your picture and profile should be up in about an hr username: justwantsex password: justwantsex
http://personals.nerve.com/profile.aspx?bookmark=FM8HoBIMJnk%3d

502procharger
08-29-2003, 03:13 PM
oh by the way you all have the password and username so feel free to go in and add anything to his profile you want. :p :p :p this should get pretty funny

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 03:13 PM
Oh Shit. eek! Dude you are cracking me up!!! Wwhat kind of weirdo's are going to call me with that pic up??? :D :D :D

502procharger
08-29-2003, 03:17 PM
that is why i posted the link and your username and password so everyone on the boards can go in and add a little something special to your profile. :cool:

blownmoney
08-29-2003, 03:47 PM
thats some funny shit!!!!(litrelly i guess..hahaha)

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 04:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAaaaa There I am! the pic is up, but you cropped it so it is not so obvious what I am doing....Oh Shit. I am laughing....
Now I can't run for governor!!! :D

MagicMtnDan
08-29-2003, 04:15 PM
http://images.springstreetnetworks.com/J9/J9R37PBHV8M3.jpg
From: iamjustlookingforsex
I am really just looking to get laid nothing else Is honesty is the best policy if you're just looking to get laid? :D

MagicMtnDan
08-29-2003, 04:16 PM
You should add this to his personal:
"The water is cold...and the bowl is deep!"

502procharger
08-29-2003, 04:19 PM
done :D :D :D

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 04:22 PM
UPDATE complete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

502procharger
08-29-2003, 04:25 PM
good shit, see how much fun these boards can be. you are a good sport. funny shit

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 04:26 PM
Will it get screened and booted off their board? It is a little obvious.... :D :D You are crackin' me up!!!

502procharger
08-29-2003, 04:29 PM
i dont know but i hope not. just kill it anytime you want. leave it for a few hrs for some others to enjoy though. i love this site. well i love my hotboatpics.com site for pictures but for fun this site is great.

jus a baker
08-29-2003, 04:44 PM
thats the funniest shit ive seen all day!

DansBlown73Nordic
08-29-2003, 05:53 PM
Now that is some Funny Shit!!!!Any responses????

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 06:12 PM
I heard from this one....... :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414den20.JPG

PACKINAIR
08-29-2003, 07:19 PM
502procharger:
oh by the way you all have the password and username so feel free to go in and add anything to his profile you want. :p :p :p this should get pretty funny I tried to add my 2 cents but the password is incorrect :confused: devil

betty boop
08-29-2003, 07:33 PM
i tried and it said the password was incorrect also

Mandelon
08-29-2003, 07:35 PM
Hahahahaha that is because I changed it! idea

topless
08-29-2003, 07:47 PM
Mandelon:
I heard from this one....... :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414den20.JPG OMG!!!! It's KittyLitter!!!! She must be into the bathroom scene. LOL

betty boop
08-29-2003, 08:18 PM
give it to us - i was gonna post something nice :D

502procharger
08-29-2003, 08:30 PM
he changed all the info, that kind of takes all the fun away. oh well still good for a laugh.

jus a baker
08-29-2003, 08:30 PM
damn it!! :D

Mandelon
08-30-2003, 05:08 AM
Here is the password.... Payupsucker
Be nice!.....or not. devil

DickDanger
08-30-2003, 11:03 AM
Man, there were some funny responses from some of you ****ers. I hadnt read the thread since I posted a couple days ago. Seriously though, I was a good chamelon for a few years. If I sensed that a woman was looking for something meaningful, then I came across that way. If it was casual, I played my game in that light. It was a lot of fun. Occasionally, I gave fake first names, fake job descriptions, etc.
Good luck with your add. Forget the 12' inch cock thing....just tell em that in your off time, you use it to rope cattle. LMAO...-DD Out

502procharger
08-30-2003, 05:02 PM
i cant believe no one else messed with him

topless
08-30-2003, 05:04 PM
I tried but you have to pay to do it. I'm not paying to put some bullshit response to a dude on a toilet. Even if it is our beloved Mandelon LOL :D
[ August 30, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: topless ]

Mandelon
08-30-2003, 07:22 PM
Hey you edited that last post Topless!! But I like it better now anyway! :D
You can change my settings and sayings if you want. That was would be pretty funny. You don't have to pay for that.
To date, I have had no responses. I guess nobody want to have sex with a guy on a toilet. :confused:
[ August 30, 2003, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

topless
08-31-2003, 09:02 AM
The editing will begin!!! :D

topless
08-31-2003, 09:18 AM
Can't do it. :( It says they are trying to verify the email address.