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Her454
05-16-2003, 01:16 PM
:D Eve's Side of the Story...
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is
everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sun rises and Sunsets are breathtaking; the smells, the sights --
everything is wonderful." "But I have just this one problem. It is these
three breasts that you have given me." "The middle one pushes the other two
out, and I am constantly
Knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches, snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that many other parts of her body (such as her
limbs, eyes, and ears) came in pairs, and she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it.
"That is a fair point, "replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away." God reached down, removed the middle
breast, and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve
in the garden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite
creation now?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but
for one oversight on your part. You see all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve,
you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You
do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you....Now let's see...Where did I
put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that business
about the rib?

Chase
05-16-2003, 01:20 PM
That is not right at all....

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 01:21 PM
Well kinda yeah. :) So then men's fascination with boobies would then be a vanity thing? wink True narcissism. :D

miller19j
05-16-2003, 01:21 PM
That would explain our infatuation with Boobs……He….he…he….I said Boobs. :D

hoolign
05-16-2003, 01:56 PM
To keep abreast on this topic,tits gonna take a few bosom buddies,because i dont have a real good mammory :D
can anyone change two nipples for a dime?
[ May 16, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

Ziggy
05-16-2003, 02:02 PM
454---thats a different view alright eek! But worth a chuckle.
Hooligan---LMAO, such creative writing, how do you do it?

hoolign
05-16-2003, 02:04 PM
marijuana...and bordom :D