New Member Jesse James

[Jesse James]

I am ready for all the hard times until I get to know some of you. I am a 3000 post ho on offshore only.com but I know I am a newbie here so who do I watch out for and where is all the good stuff going on at. The board seems prety easy to navigate. How do I upload a custom avatar? I see some familiar faces but alot of unfamilar

[miller19j]

Welcome to the boards…..Don’t trust anyone smile_sp

[Windy]

Warm welcome to the madness...My boyfriend would love one of your choppers wink
MissHBjet

[superV]

Welcome to the party! Please put your seat in the upright position and fasten all seat backs... :D

[superV]

Hey Jesse,
Ive seen your boat at LOTO right? So do you have a Jessey James custom too or is that just the name of your boat?

[78Eliminator]

MissHBjet:
Warm welcome to the madness...My boyfriend would love one of your choppers wink
MissHBjet LOL

[Havasu Hangin']

Yes...welcome Jesse.
Please note you are at THE SANDBAR...
What's LOTO? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gif

[Eliminator Website Admin]

MissHBjet:
Warm welcome to the madness...My boyfriend would love one of your choppers wink
MissHBjet So would I!!! :D wink
Custom Chopper, yeah!!
This is the same Jesse James right?!
wink wink

[HCS]

Welcome, I see you like house remodeling. My upstairs bathroom is leaking. Want to help me fix it?. wink
[ January 03, 2003, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[mbrown2]

Havasu Hangin':
Yes...welcome Jesse.
Please note you are at THE SANDBAR...
What's LOTO? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gif LOTO is Lake of the Ozarks
Welcome Jesse..

[Jesse James]

Yeah that is my boat at LOTO you must be a late season boater she only made it back in for a couple weekends late in the season. I dont have a chopper I wanted one pretty bad (still do) but since I seen Jesse riding a crotch rocket on monster garage I will keep my rice grinder :D :D
What are the stars and how do they get added and taken away?

[superV]

Jesse James:
Yeah that is my boat at LOTO you must be a late season boater she only made it back in for a couple weekends late in the season. I dont have a chopper I wanted one pretty bad (still do) but since I seen Jesse riding a crotch rocket on monster garage I will keep my rice grinder :D :D
What are the stars and how do they get added and taken away? Ya I boat till late Nov. have a place in state Park PB#1 across from bucks gas dock near party cove. The stars are under the profile sec. of all members "rate a member"

[Jesse James]

Well whatever it is I already lost 1 :mad:
Leaky bathroom sorry no help I do better at the planning and suck at the doing when comes to houses.
here is a pic of my ride
well I was going to post one but that is a little different over here how does it work?

[Jesse James]

you wouldnt hapeen to be or be close to where double take the 46 is kept would you?

[AZKC]

Nice start on your website Jesse
http://www.jessejamesoffshore.com/images/Jessecomstephen2.jpg
How much longer till its open...
KC

[Jesse James]

I am not sure I have about 4000 picture's from races, poker runs, party cove etc. i had about 3500 scanned in when my office was broken into and the server was stolen....so back to ground zero. I wanted to have them all up before i officially opened it. I figured since I was paying for hosting I should atleast have something up there.

[Jesse James]

Do the pictures have to from a url address or can you post them from folders on your harddrive?

[superV]

Jesse James:
you wouldnt hapeen to be or be close to where double take the 46 is kept would you? Ya i do recall seeing it near me. At some new condos?

[Sea Esta]

Welcome Jesse, Were down in Camdenton across from Bridal Cave. Have seen your ride late in the season...Sweeet... :D . Lots of good people here... devil ... lol... Again welcome. :D

[Jesse James]

thanks for the kind words on the boat...we have a condo at the ledges (rented with a friend) and a house in the gravois arm.
So who do I talk to so i can get some boat ornaments for the spring havasu poker run?

[superV]

Jesse James:
thanks for the kind words on the boat...we have a condo at the ledges (rented with a friend) and a house in the gravois arm.
So who do I talk to so i can get some boat ornaments for the spring havasu poker run? Two year ago i did an inspection there for a condo that flooded the right side of the last Bldg. in the upper RT. lot. Do know a guy named Jasper that lives there?

[Jesse James]

doesnt sound familar.

[MJS]

Hey Jesse, Wheres your hang out in Overland Park,I`m from the Desoto area. Need to hook some time. Tell some Babe story`s
Just Dollars No Sense wink

[Blown 472]

Welcome, which one is your ride?

[DogHouse]

mbrown2:
Havasu Hangin':
Yes...welcome Jesse.
Please note you are at THE SANDBAR...
What's LOTO? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gif LOTO is Lake of the Ozarks
Welcome Jesse.. Mbrown2, I think there was an old joke in there somewhere... right HH? :D
Btw, welcome Jesse!
-brian

[RiverToysJas]

Welcome to Hot Boat JJ, trust no one!!!
RTJas :D

[Jesse James]

Blown 472:
Welcome, which one is your ride? Both of them :D :D :D :p
No Jen is a friend I am helping through a rough time so what better way to boost the confidence than a 574 picture photoshoot jawdrop

[Jesse James]

The major intersectioni 435 and metcalf

[Blown 472]

You know tha girl wif da guns?? does she have a sister?? girls, guns, boats, she like shoes??

[DansBlown73Nordic]

Is this really Jesse James? Or is it some wanna Be???? :confused:

[GlastronGuy]

Dans66Stevens:
Is this really Jesse James? Or is it some wanna Be???? :confused: It not Jessie James the motorcycle builder. But I think there is more than one person with that name. In fact, I am sure of it.
[ January 03, 2003, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: GlastronGuy ]

[DansBlown73Nordic]

Oh ok..... :D I know someone who knows Jesse from The Monster Garage.....

[Jesse James]

I know the girl with the guns very well we are having dinner this weekend. I am not the chopper builder Jesse James. the name came about when I decided to convert my f-2 boat into a poker runner. I wanted a boat that would have a character paint job similar to the monoply skater and the taz outerlimits. I am from the mid-west and currently reside about 60 miles from the outlaw Jesse James home town. I wanted somthing to tie the boat into where i was from so when i was on poker runs out of state it would all flow. I think i accomplished my goal of an attention getting paint job.
geez you new yorkers are so touchy :p :p :D

[Eliminator Website Admin]

Jesse James the Custom Chopper builder is related to Jesse James the train/bank robber.
Just a little tid bit of info for those who don't already know. :D :D
[ January 03, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Eliminator Website Admin ]

[JetBoatRich]

Welcome J.J. eek!

[MJ19]

Blown 472:
You know tha girl wif da guns?? does she have a sister?? girls, guns, boats, she like shoes?? Hide all shoes!!! wink :D

[MJ19]

wow my whole post disappeared due to too many smilies... :(
Oh well...grand opportunity to Post ***** I guess :D
[ January 03, 2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
Blown 472:
You know tha girl wif da guns?? does she have a sister?? girls, guns, boats, she like shoes?? Hide all shoes!!! wink :D You should talk little miss I almost pilfered a pair. :cool:

[MJ19]

Blown 472:
MJ19:
Blown 472:
You know tha girl wif da guns?? does she have a sister?? girls, guns, boats, she like shoes?? Hide all shoes!!! wink :D You should talk little miss I almost pilfered a pair. :cool: ahhh yeah...but I was going to put them on my FEET! :p

[MJS]

Going to be over at Hooters Saturday night and then going to Stanford and Sons Comedy Club,Need to drink some Beer Sometime and Pinch some Ass and tell some Old floatin Story`s
Just Dollars No Sense :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Jesse James]

what time at hooters?

[rivercutie]

Welcome JJ Heres 5 stars since your a newbie :D
Mrs Miller those shoes were super cute, if they were my size we could of been fighting. wink

[Jesse James]

that was so kind of you.....ps how far of a drive from huntington to pheonix?

[Blown 472]

rivercutie:
Welcome JJ Heres 5 stars since your a newbie :D
Mrs Miller those shoes were super cute, if they were my size we could of been fighting. wink Oh ho ho how cool is that, girl fight for shoes! joy. eek!

[Jesse James]

what is the story on these shoes?

[rivercutie]

Ok the morning after the 760 party we were cleaning up and Lindsey found a cute pair of shoes that had been abandoned. They were just her size so she put them on and they looked so wonderful with her PJ's. :)

[Blown 472]

PJ's and shoes, ok, I am going into overload, gotta run. eek!

[Jordy]

rivercutie:
Ok the morning after the 760 party, cleaning up, Lindsey found a cute pair of PJ's. :) Sounds like I missed quite a party. :D

[rivercutie]

Well the party turned into a sleep over so nobody had to drive home on New Years eve. The next morning we were all in our PJ's (well those of us who were sober enough to put them on)

[Blown 472]

rivercutie:
Well the party turned into a sleep over so nobody had to drive home on New Years eve. The next morning we were all in our PJ's (well those of us who were sober enough to put them on) And you have NO pix of this??

[DansBlown73Nordic]

Welcome Jesse James....Us Guys from New York are OK....... wink
[ January 03, 2003, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Dans66Stevens ]

[rivercutie]

Sorry I didnt take a camera with me, they will be picks but I dont think anyone has any of the PJ's eek!

[DansBlown73Nordic]

Rivercutie.....Lets see your PJs wink

[rivercutie]

Sorry not possible :D

[Mike J.]

Well Jesse James I see Ya found it OK.
Welcome and good Luck with your search
for THE Boat.
Mike J.

[Jesse James]

thanks mike and again many thanks on helping me find the boat. I will call next week to inquiry about a new one it wouldn't be quite the same but it will have to do unfortunatly time is not on my side @ 75 he is not getting any younger.
thanks for the shoe story....yet another reason why i need to move west.

[Mike J.]

Don't move till after May Im setting up
a trip with Gordo to go to LOTO to look
at some places.
If your there hope we can Hook up.
Mike J.

[Havasu Doug]

rivercutie:
Well the party turned into a sleep over so nobody had to drive home on New Years eve. The next morning we were all in our PJ's (well those of us who were sober enough to put them on) Well, almost nobody! :mad: Maybe it's time I get a real job! :D

[MOPAR2YA]

huntington to phoenix bout 5 and a half hours
[ January 03, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: MOPAR2YA ]

[MJS]

Should be around 6:00 o`clock,there`ll be about 25 of us,just look for the loud one.
Just Dollars No Sense :cool: :cool: :cool:

[miller19j]

rivercutie:
The next morning we were all in our PJ's (well those of us who were sober enough to put them on) Rivercutie you were way to happy and chipper the next morning! Do you ever stop smiling? :)

[Havasu Hangin']

DogHouse:
I think there was an old joke in there somewhere... right HH?Yes Doghouse...I think Jesse is part of the "Anti-Havasu Coalition" on OSO... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy03.gif
I don't think there is a sandbar at Potty Cove...both of the boaters on LOTO must be disappointed...
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy28.gif

[Jesse James]

oh hell I see the smack is still going over here about how havasu lacks in comparison to LOTO :p :p :p

[Havasu Hangin']

Jesse James:
oh hell I see the smack is still going over here about how havasu lacks in comparison to LOTO...Yes...Havasu still lacks in number of Bayliners (Potty Cove holds that crown) http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy02.gif
...and Havasu lacks "Miss LOTO":
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/loto-1.JPG
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy25.gif

[cigarette1]

Just stay out of the "Hot Spots,West" you LOTO Poodle :D
It gets real stupid sick over here .... you should fit right in :p

[mbrown2]

Gotta love the Friday night fights...pass me the popcorn. :D wink :D wink

[mbrown2]

Moderators with Photoshop skills, who needs enemies... :D wink :D

[Steamin' Rice]

Speaking of LOTO, here's a pic from Party cove last weekend....PARTY ON!! :D :D :D
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/LOTO.JPG

[Jesse James]

you guys are digging deep ........ just be glad I dont know how to post pictures over here yet. argue
I love all the smilie's

[77charger]

rivercutie:
Sorry I didnt take a camera with me, they will be picks but I dont think anyone has any of the PJ's eek! And that is what you thought huh J/K :)

[MJ19]

rivercutie:
Sorry I didnt take a camera with me, they will be picks but I dont think anyone has any of the PJ's eek! I made sure that the camera's were away when I surfaced in the morning. eek! wink

[Infomaniac]

Close enough to Oklahoma. :D

[Thunderbutt]

Welcome Jesse,
Now there's four of us from LOTO on the site. I'm four miles before you get to Sea Esta. Your boat looks great. Where you in the Shootout? If you're ever in the big Niangua I'm in Beauty cove, you can't miss the boat. We have lots of beer or anything else you want to drink.

[Mitch]

Jesse was your original OSO name SSSSHERMAN ???

[VillainDave]

Welcome Jesse! Nice ride!!!
Lovin The Water!!!

[Jesse James]

Thunder Butt sounds good I have two friends that have resorts up there Denny @ valey view and Pat at breezy point. we will take you up on that offer.
Yes my original name was ssherman (didn't know how to change it and jesse was not born yet)
I was at the shootout but I ran a 30 spectre with a friend Jesse was not done yet.
thanks for all the kind words on the boat.

[Thunderbutt]

cigarette1:
Just stay out of the "Hot Spots,West" you LOTO Poodle :D
It gets real stupid sick over here .... you should fit right in :p Will someone please step on that cigarett and put it out!

[OffshoreBid]

Havasu Hangin':
DogHouse:
I think there was an old joke in there somewhere... right HH?Yes Doghouse...I think Jesse is part of the "Anti-Havasu Coalition" on OSO... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy03.gif
I don't think there is a sandbar at Potty Cove...both of the boaters on LOTO must be disappointed...
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy28.gif Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nort)

[Jesse James]

whats so funny to you CRASH :p :p :p

[Jesse James]

Now please allow me represent LOTO properly and BTW unlike some offshore bidders I took these shots myself. :p
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/611.JPG

[Jesse James]

x2
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/511.JPG

[Jesse James]

http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/413.JPG

[Jesse James]

http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/120.JPG

[Jesse James]

http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/1218.JPG

[Jesse James]

ttt

[Blown 472]

ahhh yeah, chicks wif guns, I am speechless.

[Jesse James]

I see after some pics no replies have you found these pictures to be offensive?

[JetBoatRich]

Could do without thisone:
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/loto-1.JPG

[mbrown2]

I don't know what Dick is talking about above, but those pics were cool...really cool if you are the photographer.
[ January 12, 2003, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: mbrown2 ]

[MJ19]

Jesse James:
x2
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/511.JPG Are you sure that holster isn't hiding any manly "parts"? eek! wink

[Blown 472]

You better get over to the west site.

[Jesse James]

MJ I assure you that there are no manly parts behind there.

[Jesse James]

mbrown2:
I don't know what Dick is talking about above, but those pics were cool...really cool if you are the photographer. I did all of the shots. I am working on a site for my boat and since we cant boat here now I figured i would practice my indoor photo skills I am always willing to shoot for free any aspiring or existing models out there?

[RiverKitty]

Jesse James:
I see after some pics no replies have you found these pictures to be offensive? Dang Jesse! Those Are Kick Ass Pics!!! You ROCK!
What kind of camera do you use!
By the way, I don't get *offended*!!! ;o)
Ummmm.....so did we ever establish if your married or not??? ;o)
[ January 17, 2003, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

[Jesse James]

Rivercutie/kitty,
Thanks. I was shooting my old pentex 35 slr and a friends Fuji z60Q digital (I am not sure on that model it retails for about 450-650) That was the first day I ever use that camera and my first indoor shoot. I do it just as a hobby. I have gotten pretty good at outdoor action (boats) and decided to give it a try so I picked up a book and did some reading, bought some cheap lights ($40), and gave it a shot.
I am not married. I was engaged for 4years and lived with her and we stayed married for 5 months. (just stopped being friends everything else was spectacular up to about 3 months after the split up)
I see one of your hobbies listed is photography. I also see your picture does not go down far enough to see if you are spoken for wink (ring finger)
[ January 17, 2003, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Jesse James ]

[RiverKitty]

Hmmm....if the photo of me *were* to go down any further....you would see that I am *happily* single!!! Have been for 6 years & love it!!! Less brain damage that way!
Your photography kicks ass dude!!! Your my mentor! I hope I'm just like you when I grow up!!! (Which will probably be *never*) Hehehehe!
:p
[ January 17, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

[syke-o]

props to the photographer....lets see m :p ore

[Windy]

WOW...Jessie, I thought those were just some pic you got off the net and posted. You got skills http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/xyxthumbs.gif

[Jesse James]

Thanks for the compliments guys.
we took about 550 that day. I am in the process of scanning all 4000 of my pics and getting them on line but i will try to post a few each day until you guys get bored.
Well River kity I would love to see a lower photo to see for myself wink And furthermore you would make a great subject wink
MissHBjet,
Thanks for the compliment on the other board (offshoreonly) I go rounds with the guys who steal from the web and I actually take the shots. I love to give them a hard time about that. When you daughter gets of age LOCK HER UP.

[Jesse James]

Oh Riverkitty i forgot to mention dont worry about growing up I never did :p wink

[RiverKitty]

Jesse James:
Oh Riverkitty i forgot to mention dont worry about growing up I never did :p wink Right On! That's my *boy*!!! :D

[Jesse James]

Promises promises wink :p

[MsHotCrusader]

Jesse James:
Well whatever it is I already lost 1 :mad:
Leaky bathroom sorry no help I do better at the planning and suck at the doing when comes to houses.
here is a pic of my ride
well I was going to post one but that is a little different over here how does it work? Ya never know, Jesse James....you could have lost a star due to the comment: if you are a blonde email me... :rolleyes:

[Jesse James]

:confused: :confused:
I e-mailed you.

[MsHotCrusader]

rivercutie:
Welcome JJ Heres 5 stars since your a newbie :D
Mrs Miller those shoes were super cute, if they were my size we could of been fighting. wink I second that RiverCutie... wink :D

[MsHotCrusader]

rivercutie:
Ok the morning after the 760 party we were cleaning up and Lindsey found a cute pair of shoes that had been abandoned. They were just her size so she put them on and they looked so wonderful with her PJ's. :) Actually RiverCutie, if you remember correctly...MJ was too lazy...I put them on for her! :D hehehehehe that was so funny! Killed it with those socks she was wearing though!

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
rivercutie:
Welcome JJ Heres 5 stars since your a newbie :D
Mrs Miller those shoes were super cute, if they were my size we could of been fighting. wink I second that RiverCutie... wink :D Hey hot chicks talking about fighting over shoes and Blown472 is no where in site! :D

[Jesse James]

hot chicks fighting over shoes........now that would be something to take pictures of wink wink :p

[OffshoreBid]

Jesse James:
Now please allow me represent LOTO properly and BTW unlike some offshore bidders I took these shots myself. :p
Shane........I ALWAYS have to throw smack your way....you go to LOTO!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Jesse James]

See that is where you are mistaken Iam LOTO :p :p :D

[OffshoreBid]

How is it I knew that you would be the last one to post on your own thread to bring it back to the top. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[ January 22, 2003, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: OffshoreBid ]

[RiverKitty]

Jesse James for President!!!!! :D

[Jesse James]

Thanks for saving me Rivrkitty wink wink
hey nort whats wrong nobody to play with on OSO? :p

[RiverKitty]

Jesse James:
Thanks for saving me RiverKitty wink wink
Anytime!!!! ;o)
So have you posted a pic of *you* yet???
Give it up!!!! :D

[OffshoreBid]

RiverKitty:
Anytime!!!! ;o)
So have you posted a pic of *you* yet???
Give it up!!!! :D Here you go RiverKitty.......he's out "SCOPE Poster Boy".
http://www.scopeinfo.com/images/2002-AHBA-Spring/113-1325_IMG.jpg
http://www.scopeinfo.com/images/2002-AHBA-Spring/113-1324_IMG.jpg
[ January 23, 2003, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: OffshoreBid ]

[superV]

Why do I get the feeling thier was more than just Photos being taken! :D Jesse James:
Thanks for the compliments guys.
we took about 550 that day. I am in the process of scanning all 4000 of my pics and getting them on line but i will try to post a few each day until you guys get bored.
Well River kity I would love to see a lower photo to see for myself wink And furthermore you would make a great subject wink
MissHBjet,
Thanks for the compliment on the other board (offshoreonly) I go rounds with the guys who steal from the web and I actually take the shots. I love to give them a hard time about that. When you daughter gets of age LOCK HER UP.

[RiverKitty]

Dang! Those are some *hot* chicks!
I'm not *even* in *their* league!
I could swear I've seen them at a boat regatta before.
Do you have any idea where she bought her black river hat??? ;o)
Not bad yourself Jesse! :D
So when you comin' out to the "Wild, Wild, West!"??? (Can you hear the whip crackin' in the background???) :D

[Jesse James]

thanks river kitty they are nice girls and according to what little I have seen you have no trouble holding your own wink
and thanks. the first time out west will probably be spring heat wave poker run.

[Jesse James]

RiverKitty:
Jesse James:
Thanks for saving me RiverKitty wink wink
Anytime!!!! ;o)
So have you posted a pic of *you* yet???
Give it up!!!! :D I am the first post on the first page of the lets see everybodies mug thread :D