Male Bashing Thread

[Trailer Park Casanova]

We returned from Parker this weekend after a 10 day stint and my daughter found out her best friend gave up the Vag to a boy my daughters been seeing regularly.
She's been pretty down so I took her out and sprung for some cloths and make up.
I've been catching hell from her because I'm the closest, & the only steady male in her life right now. "Guys are dogs" she says,, (I admit it,, she's probably right, worth jumping a fence for).
Wow is makeup expensive!
I dropped almost 2 hun on just the basic reloads for her.
My daughter ragged on men furthur. She said;
"Yeah makeup is expensive, everything girls need is expensive, and to men, makeup on women, is like Vanilla in chocolate chip cookies, ya can't taste the vanilla,, but ya know when it isn't in there",,,
"Guys don't appreciate it 'till they notice it isn't there" the daughter explains ,,, "and it's expensive".
Whats you girls take?
I'm going to protect my package while I read your replies,,,
Are us guys unappreciative dogs, and why?????

[Ziggy]

The way I see it she should be mad at her "best friend". Best friends don't do that to one another.....but I see her point too
Makeup shouldn't be whats needed to attract the fellows. My wife wears little to none, doesn't need it either.
[ August 08, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[NastyOne]

Yep, I have to admit it............. I like to shag. :D
How old did you say your daughter was?

[GlastronGuy]

Trailer Park Casanova:
Are us guys unappreciative dogs, and why????? Jesus Christ. Have you read one post in the forum? Does the name Kim ring a bell?

[Trailer Park Casanova]

GlastronGuy
Jesus Christ. Have you read one post in the forum? Does the name Kim ring a bell? [/QB]Well said,, let's hear somemore from Kim,,,

[GlastronGuy]

Trailer Park Casanova:
GlastronGuy
Jesus Christ. Have you read one post in the forum? Does the name Kim ring a bell? Well said,, let's hear somemore from Kim,,, [/QB]No, please. Spare us!
wink

[Trailer Park Casanova]

GlastronGuy
No, please. Spare us!
wink [/QB]Nope,
I've been getting my ass kicked all day, and I'm draggin' the rest of you into to it,,,

[Ntwotrance]

"Are us guys unappreciative dogs, and why?????"
Well, I may as well be the one to say it since no one else will, the answer is because we can be. Women (not all of them) are jaded by thoughts that everything is "romantic, dreamy, what have you" when all we're thinking about is getting some. Then when women try to us that as a tool against us, we just go somewhere else and find it. Okay, well if the bashing is going to start, that's why.

[LaveyJet]

Here's som real male bashing, my girl friend sent this to me today. Was about to delete it, but I'll share it.
Man Schooling:
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....
TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the Program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there...- MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

[Kim Hanson]

GlastronGuy:
Trailer Park Casanova:
Are us guys unappreciative dogs, and why????? Jesus Christ. Have you read one post in the forum? Does the name Kim ring a bell? Whats that suppose to mean, just cause I LOVE women that's not right to bash me...also, they don't need make-up, nasty shit in that stuff and I really don't like the taste of even lipstick yuk Clothing should be on upon entering and put on when exiting!
Unappreciative dogs, not a chance! I remember every girl and alot I still talk to! So if you got something they want, do you tease...not me! I showed the girls what they're boyfriend-husband should be doing!
The games I played though where alittle to much with the points system, I admit it...I sucked for doing it..they all know..okay most!I have never had a problem with telling the truth about this stuff I have done and I really don't think any hold it against me!
I'am married and still flirt alot with the girls...alotttt! Just can't help it and the wife is okay with it..flirting that is! I would do it again in a heartbeat, don't let the name KIM fool ya, if I like! I will talk till, I'am blue to her! I really can't help it, you guys are safe on here........( . )( . )......... :D wink

[Ziggy]

Kim, this is new news to me..you're alright in my book. I didn't know you were married but as the saying goes.."its just fine to look at the menu(s) so long as you cum home for supper".
[ August 08, 2003, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Kim Hanson
[/qb]Whats that suppose to mean, just cause I LOVE women that's not right to bash me..( . )( . )......... :D wink [/QB][/QUOTE]
Wasn't bashing you Kim,, I was looking forward to a reply from you.
I always enjoy your posts, and most always agree with you.
No bashing here,, just fishing for humorous remarks, and you always have an interesting twist.,,
Sorry if it came out any other way,, certainly not mean't too.
- TPC

[Kim Hanson]

Ziggy:
Kim, this is new news to me..you're alright in my book. I didn't know you were married but as the saying goes.."its just fine to look at the menu(s) so long as you cum home for supper". This is one I allway remember, went to the bar one night..Drank my face off and danced with this girl most of the night, never seen her here before..that was cool...let go cool off, she took me to her parents place that she was watching she was from Edmonton! Thats close to us 2hrs away..safe there! Did the Olimpics through the house..rug burn sucks...snuck out and went home...she met me as MIK
When I came home from work that night, who's sitting at the table with my wife, but Sam! The one that I carpeted her parents house with my skin..shower and think this out..2hrs and still showering..I'am ****ed, go out and take it..divorce procedings soon after!
You know sort of how girls think, I ****ed-up with the MIK name, Sam was telling my wife Shelley( at the time ) about this person she had met " MIK " and Shelley was telling her about KIM and didn't click till I came in the door ..I have gotten away with alot of shit! Not that one!
I have learned alot though, never got caught after that, okay about 10 yrs. later..another story!.........( . )( . )....... frown

[Kim Hanson]

Trailer Park Casanova:
Kim Hanson
Whats that suppose to mean, just cause I LOVE women that's not right to bash me..( . )( . )......... :D wink [/QB]Wasn't bashing you Kim,, I was looking forward to a reply from you.
I always enjoy your posts, and most always agree with you.
No bashing here,, just fishing for humorous remarks, and you always have an interesting twist.,,
Sorry if it came out any other way,, certainly not mean't too.
- TPC [/QB][/QUOTE]
I'am just telling some of my lifes adventures, some are just to ****ed up to type though, all with girls..but, not acceptable here!.......( . )( . )........ :D wink :p