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Mandelon
03-25-2003, 04:08 PM
Don't know what I ate, but no one will stay in my office. :confused: Any suggestions on how to make it stop? frown

78Eliminator
03-25-2003, 04:18 PM
I was stupid enough to think this was a thread about fuel or toluene or something.

Laveyman
03-25-2003, 04:18 PM
A big ol' cork will do until the pressure gets too high. jawdrop

Sigus
03-25-2003, 04:21 PM
Think Duct Tape. :rolleyes:

BowTie Rick
03-25-2003, 04:23 PM
78Eliminator:
I was stupid enough to think this was a thread about fuel or toluene or something. LOA...Your not alone. I was thinking there might be some promotion at a buck a gallon or something. Beano my friend, it works wonders!

twistedpair
03-25-2003, 04:24 PM
Buy pickled eggs and Heinekens for the rest of the office, then you'll be even!! eek!

bordsmnj
03-25-2003, 04:29 PM
you guys are missing the point. heres what you do. you lock them in and if they still try to get away chain them up! yuk
[ March 25, 2003, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: bordsmnj ]

BowTie Rick
03-25-2003, 04:31 PM
Sigus, what's up with the clown? I have a big ole evil-smiling clown tattoo on my shoulder. It has skull dingle balls hanging from its ruffled collar. Chicks freak out on it. Why is that?

Mandelon
03-25-2003, 05:06 PM
Something has got to be wrong in there guys, I need help, not duct tape.....
Yogurt? Warm milk? Soup? C'mon... No home remedies?.....
I fart from beans like everybody else but this is so nasty.....I can barely ride with myself in my own truck. eek! cry

502procharger
03-25-2003, 05:09 PM
a lighter, burn the smell away.

JetBoatRich
03-25-2003, 07:23 PM
Mandelon you must be bored :D
Do farts crack you up :o

Tinkerer
03-25-2003, 07:59 PM
When I was a kid my mom made a pot of killer chilly- It was to die for. Not too hot - not too spicey. Just the perfect flavor. I had TWO helpings--- The next day I also couldn't stand to ride with myself. I mean it would bring tears to your eyes. By the time it went through my system it almost made you nauseated just from the smell. When I got home from work my mom asked me what I wanted to do with the rest of the chilly--- I said toss that shit out and we both had a real good laugh.

Hal
03-25-2003, 08:01 PM
This may help get your mind off the problem....Gastric Relief (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/8392.pps)

JetBoatRich
03-25-2003, 08:06 PM
Hal, you did it again LMAO :D

Hal
03-25-2003, 08:20 PM
Rich, you did'nt show at RWYB2 so I drank your Sams. We even?

JetBoatRich
03-25-2003, 08:22 PM
You know my brand of beer, thanks Hal.
Me and a couple others went to Buena Vista, we got lucky and had sunshine :D

Hal
03-25-2003, 08:28 PM
You did good :cool: ,as you know we had rain
and cold. frown

JetBoatRich
03-25-2003, 08:30 PM
I agree Hal, need to have the tan by April wink

Mandelon
03-26-2003, 05:09 AM
Hal, thanks for the help. I'm going to save some in a jar and mail it to you!! :D :D

Sigus
03-26-2003, 06:24 AM
BowTie Rick:
Sigus, what's up with the clown? I have a big ole evil-smiling clown tattoo on my shoulder. It has skull dingle balls hanging from its ruffled collar. Chicks freak out on it. Why is that? Rick, are you sure it's the tat? Kidding of course. The Avitar seem to fit me, sly humor. devil