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twistedpair
03-18-2003, 11:30 AM
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey

HOSS
03-18-2003, 11:59 AM
Not deep enough. If its raining tell your kid that its a cow pissing on a flat rock!

twistedpair
03-18-2003, 12:01 PM
Hoss....The Last True Philosopher! :D

JetBoatRich
03-18-2003, 12:08 PM
Hoss, is the glass half empty for you?

HOSS
03-18-2003, 12:11 PM
Nah dude, its always full. But when I drink the bottles always empty! One is too many and a hundred ain`t enough.

MJ19
03-18-2003, 12:20 PM
[ March 18, 2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

HOSS
03-18-2003, 12:22 PM
Not to mention they collect a check evry 2 weeks. Even during peace time. In short, there are too many topics discussing this right now.

twistedpair
03-18-2003, 12:26 PM
I was actually trying to lighten this place up a little. :confused:

JetBoatRich
03-18-2003, 12:27 PM
twistedpair:
I was actually trying to lighten this place up a little. :confused: I hear you, consistent sunny weather will help this group. :D

XLGPP
03-18-2003, 02:00 PM
aww damn... I thought thread said "deep throats " frown