Member Status ........... ?

[RiverGirl]

I see most of you are listed under either
"Triple or Quadruple" member club.
What did you boys have to do to become of such status.....? :D :p wink

[Jordy]

You must post your life away. When you hit 100 posts you become a triple digit member, and with 1000 posts, well, you see where it's going.
Welcome to the boards by the way.
Jordy :D

[HCS]

This wink

[Licketty Split]

SUP!!

[SpectreBoy]

RG, all YOU have to do is go on a date with me, then all my life's quest will be done and I'll make sure you get whatever title you want under your name. Glad your back and typing again, Missed ya lots, laterz Mark

[MJ19]

I think it means they can't get any so they spend their whole day post whoring instead :p J/K boys...I'm sure you sexy guys have NO TROUBLES in the area of regular whoring. wink :D

[Jordy]

On a side note, Lickety Split, I don't care if Christmas has come and gone, but I like it when you post. Nice to see you're getting a jump on Christmas for this year. Keep up the good work. :D

[Jordy]

dammit, I post that and you take her down... WTF LS. Where is your Christmas spirit. It's right around the corner you know. :D

[Havasu Hangin']

Is this "SwampGirl"?
Some time away from OSO will do the trick... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gif

[Blown 472]

HARDCORE-SKI:
This wink Bitchen pic ski!

[Blown 472]

SpectreBoy:
RG, all YOU have to do is go on a date with me, then all my life's quest will be done and I'll make sure you get whatever title you want under your name. Glad your back and typing again, Missed ya lots, laterz Mark Could we get a cock blocker in here please?? Jordy??

[HCS]

Blown 472:
HARDCORE-SKI:
This wink Bitchen pic ski! There sure was a lot of blown out at CFW yesterday an amazing display of HP.

[Blown 472]

I wood have been walking around pitching a tent.

[HCS]

It was too cold, had to use the motor homes.

[Jordy]

HARDCORE-SKI:
It was too cold, had to use the motor homes. Did your daughter go out there with you? How's she doing by the way? :D

[HCS]

No, she didn't go with me but she's 21 now here she is on the right.
HERE (http://www.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=609&ind=19)

[Liberator TJ1984]

MJ19:
I think it means they can't get any so they spend their whole day post whoring instead :p J/K boys...I'm sure you sexy guys have NO TROUBLES in the area of regular whoring. wink :D I'm a Slut , not a *****....I only post at work so it's free :p

[Hotcrusader76]

The life of a post *****.....Aaahhhh :::dreaming:::

[HCS]

That's a proud dad, there she is drinking with her friends on the internet. :p

[Jordy]

Tell her Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Kwanza, and anything else that comes to mind. By the way, would it be wrong for me to start calling you "Dad"? :D :D :D

[lakesmodified]

jordanpaulk:
Tell her Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Kwanza, and anything else that comes to mind. By the way, would it be wrong for me to start calling you "Dad"? :D :D :D DAMN!!!!!!!!! jawdrop jawdrop jawdrop

[JetBoatRich]

RiverGirl:
I see most of you are listed under either
"Triple or Quadruple" member club.
What did you boys have to do to become of such status.....? :D :p wink Time, helps being a *****. :D

[RiverGirl]

Hey boys & gals..
Thanks jordy & everyone else for the welcome.
Spectra Boy..
glad to see someone missed me.
and that i'm not aaaalll alone here.
Nooow...aren't you married...?
Licketty-
SUP.....?
Is that the same as What's up....? :p :p wink
and eeehhh.. not sure I understand what the scoop is about the cute blond. Someone like to bring me up to speed!!?!?!!
any other gossip i should know about .....
fill me in.... entertain me!!!
The whos....The what's....The who's doing who....
or ........?
:D :D :p wink
[ January 02, 2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

[HCS]

The cute blonds my daughter JP asked about her one day, now he wants to be my son. eek! :D

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
Hey boys & gals..
Thanks jordy & everyone else for the welcome.
Spectra Boy..
glad to see someone missed me.
and that i'm not aaaalll alone here.
Nooow...aren't you married...?
Licketty-
SUP.....?
Is that the same as What's up....? :p :p wink
and eeehhh.. not sure I understand what the scoop is about the cute blond. Someone like to bring me up to speed!!?!?!!
any other gossip i should know about .....
fill me in.... entertain me!!!
The whos....The what's....The who's doing who....
or ........?
:D :D :p wink Nobody doin no one with Sheriff Jordy in town, king cock blocker.

[Blown 472]

HARDCORE-SKI:
The cute blonds my daughter JP asked about her one day, now he wants to be my son. eek! :D Any chance she likes older guys??

[RiverGirl]

What's the deal-E-O with that?
May I ask what makes you "The King"
Jordy.. :p

[HCS]

Blown 472:
HARDCORE-SKI:
The cute blonds my daughter JP asked about her one day, now he wants to be my son. eek! :D Any chance she likes older guys?? You'll have to get by all the cock.......blockers.

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
What's the deal-E-O with that?
May I ask what makes you "The King"
Jordy.. :p How long do you have???

[Jordy]

I didn't really know that I was, at least around here... once upon a time some jackass started a poll about cockblockers on this board, and thanks to the wonders of name recognition, I kinda squeeked a victory out of the deal. Although I suspect that many people weren't familiar with the term, but voted for me anyway. :confused: It wasn't anything I was looking to win though. Oh well. :D

[Jordy]

HARDCORE-SKI:
You'll have to get by all the cock.......blockers. Put me in Dad. I'm up to the challenge. :D

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
I didn't really know that I was, at least around here... once upon a time some jackass started a poll about cockblockers on this board, and thanks to the wonders of name recognition, I kinda squeeked a victory out of the deal. Although I suspect that many people weren't familiar with the term, but voted for me anyway. :confused: It wasn't anything I was looking to win though. Oh well. :D Yeah, that and the fact you have a way of projecting yourself, the one pic of cant get out of my mind is you doing your yoga, laying on your neck, legs over you touching the floor next to your head, arms outstreched flopping around trying to get to the phone to call for help.

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
HARDCORE-SKI:
You'll have to get by all the cock.......blockers. Put me in Dad. I'm up to the challenge. :D Case in point. :D :D

[miller19j]

jordanpaulk:
I didn't really know that I was, at least around here... once upon a time some jackass started a poll about cockblockers on this board, and thanks to the wonders of name recognition, I kinda squeeked a victory out of the deal. Although I suspect that many people weren't familiar with the term, but voted for me anyway. :confused: It wasn't anything I was looking to win though. Oh well. :D Squeeked…The term Landslide comes to mind :D

[RiverGirl]

how do you delete a post....?
[ January 02, 2003, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

[RiverGirl]

jordanpaulk:
I didn't really know that I was, at least around here... once upon a time some jackass started a poll about cockblockers on this board, and thanks to the wonders of name recognition, I kinda squeeked a victory out of the deal. Although I suspect that many people weren't familiar with the term, but voted for me anyway. :confused: It wasn't anything I was looking to win though. Oh well. :D maybe your "title" or member status should be changed to "King Cock Blocker"
:p :p :D wink

[Blown 472]

I think she has your number Mr. honey buches of oats. :p

[Jordy]

RiverGirl:
maybe your "title" or member status should be changed to "King Cock Blocker" Probably not. :p

[Jordy]

Blown 472:
I think she has your number Mr. honey buches of oats. :p And you're doing what to help me out here? Remember that ride you wanted from Phoenix to Havasu? Price is going up as I type. :p :D

[RiverGirl]

So blown......
What's your story....?
:p

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
I think she has your number Mr. honey buches of oats. :p And you're doing what to help me out here? Remember that ride you wanted from Phoenix to Havasu? Price is going up as I type. :p :D It is the good cop bad cop thing, remember I play the part of the dick and you ride in to save them from me. wink

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
So blown......
What's your story....?
:p Well, I am 6' 6" just got done doing a GQ shoot, I am so rich I light my smokes with money. And dont believe anything you hear on this sight about me.
What would you like to know, I am a open book.

[Jordy]

Blown 472:
It is the good cop bad cop thing, remember I play the part of the dick and you ride in to save them from me. wink But who is going to save me???
Oh, and RiverGirl, I gave you 5 stars even though you are being less than Jordy friendly. :D

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
It is the good cop bad cop thing, remember I play the part of the dick and you ride in to save them from me. wink But who is going to save me???
Oh, and RiverGirl, I gave you 5 stars even though you are being less than Jordy friendly. :D River Dave??

[JetBoatRich]

River Dave is everywhere else, it should be him :D

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
I see most of you are listed under either
"Triple or Quadruple" member club.
What did you boys have to do to become of such status.....? :D :p wink Btw, welcome to tha boards, there are a few you should be aware of, I am sure you will figure them out as you go. :p

[Jordy]

Blown472 being one of them to watch out for, but you're safe as long as you keep your shoes locked up and out of his reach. :D :cool:

[MJ19]

RiverGirl:
What's the deal-E-O with that?
May I ask what makes you "The King"
Jordy.. :p Please spare us the details...King Jordy's head will blow! eek! And yes...landslide with educated voters is more like it...you won hands down Jordan...you are the KING!!! :D

[MJ19]

Blown 472:
RiverGirl:
So blown......
What's your story....?
:p Well, I am 6' 6" just got done doing a GQ shoot, I am so rich I light my smokes with money. And dont believe anything you hear on this sight about me.
What would you like to know, I am a open book. please close the book...too many flies eek! wink
Light your smokes with money? :confused: now if that were the case I might send you your very own swim suit to have and hold. :D

[MJ19]

Blown 472:
RiverGirl:
I see most of you are listed under either
"Triple or Quadruple" member club.
What did you boys have to do to become of such status.....? :D :p wink Btw, welcome to tha boards, there are a few you should be aware of, I am sure you will figure them out as you go. :p yeah like everyone you're talking with on this thread...RUN FOREST RUN!!!

[miller19j]

jordanpaulk:
Oh, and RiverGirl, I gave you 5 stars even though you are being less than Jordy friendly. :D Wow Jordy Five stars and she doesn’t even have a girly avitar. :D

[SpectreBoy]

Spectra Boy..
glad to see someone missed me.
and that i'm not aaaalll alone here.
Nooow...aren't you married...?
Can't a guy dream?, we all have our fantasys, I just like buggin ya, your such a cutie and a good sport too, laterz Mark

[Jordy]

miller19j:
Wow Jordy Five stars and she doesn’t even have a girly avitar. :D That's the first clue that she really is a girl. :D Sorry, we seem to have been targets of boys registering girl screen names and having some fun at our expense lately.

[RiverGirl]

jordanpaulk:
miller19j:
Wow Jordy Five stars and she doesn’t even have a girly avitar. :D That's the first clue that she really is a girl. :D Sorry, we seem to have been targets of boys registering girl screen names and having some fun at our expense lately. eh.....OK!
That is a scary thought!
eek! :p

[Blown 472]

So rivergirl, what is the deal-e-o on you??

[RiverGirl]

deal-e-o on meeee....????
eeeh well,
Not much...but, I guess you'll have to wait and see.....
but, in the mean time....
if you're bored, I posted some pictures in the media section in the offshore race section..... wink :p

[Blown 472]

Of yourself?? boats?

[Blown 472]

Is that you wif tha guy in tha hat?? you seem pretty hooked up in that scene.

[AZKC]

http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Raceboat_Arenas/Offshore_Raceboats/215.JPG
I think this is the pic 472 is asking about
KC

[Jesse James]

She had to post that picture because the picture's with me from key west were x-rated.....I am posting for the first time......wow all that hard work getting 3000 post on oso and now I am a newbie again eek!

[RiverGirl]

no...
just a friend. He raced at the worlds in key west.
If you look at my pictures you'll see my picture taken w/ many.... :D wink :p

[RiverGirl]

oooh shane ......
don't you start any rumors...MR!!
I just had this conversation this morning....
I seem to be the only female that's been single for a loooooooooooooooooong time!
= no hassels and no shoe theifs! :p :D
[ January 03, 2003, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

[Jesse James]

Hey I have offerd more than once. I have 4 hottie seate available in Jesse James and they are just your size......designed for petite girls with big ..........eyes and hearts. :D :D

[AZKC]

Welcome to the Zoo, Jesse James.
KC

[Jesse James]

thanks still trying to figure out this star thing

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
oooh shane ......
don't you start any rumors...MR!!
I just had this conversation this morning....
I seem to be the only female that's been single for a loooooooooooooooooong time!
= no hassels and no shoe theifs! :p :D I sure hope that was directed at me??? :confused:

[RiverGirl]

A seat for me .... whooaahooo!
Ya know I love ya!...
:D wink :p :D wink wink
[ January 03, 2003, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

[RiverGirl]

(from the statment jp made)... wink :p
[ January 03, 2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]

[RiverGirl]

wink

[Blown 472]

Whoa hold tha phone, now why would I set her up with tha King??

[Blown 472]

You very wise, okie dokie it shall be done, just watching him working his mojo will be half the fun. :D

[Jordy]

RiverDave:
Jordy's mojo (or lack there of) is exactly what gave him the and slide victory. :D
RD What the hell is a "and slide"??? I have plenty of mojo to work too. :p

[Beautiful Noise]

jordanpaulk:
I have plenty of mojo to work too. p [/QB]Now all you have to do is Find it Jordy :cool:
Steve

[Jordy]

Never been a problem. The way things are going right now, it's looking like it will be a very mojo filled summer. King Jordy is pimpin' the river this summer. :D :D :D

[Jesse James]

what is opv-6?

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
Never been a problem. The way things are going right now, it's looking like it will be a very mojo filled summer. King Jordy is pimpin' the river this summer. :D :D :D And passing out salt peter to the rest of us??

[Jordy]

Blown 472:
And passing out salt peter to the rest of us?? If you're lucky. :D

[Blown 472]

Jesse James:
what is opv-6? Sounds like a big ol blow out, maybe just maybe if we get enough people we could have our own caravan??

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
And passing out salt peter to the rest of us?? If you're lucky. :D The delcration comes down from tha throne, all men shall have blue balls. :D

[Jesse James]

where and when?

[Jordy]

Jesse James:
where and when? http://24.234.53.34/dynda/jim/op6V/op6v.gif
[ January 06, 2003, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: jordanpaulk ]

[Jesse James]

can any body else see the logo for opv-g or is it blank for everyone?

[JetBoatRich]

Jesse James:
can any body else see the logo for opv-g or is it blank for everyone? See what?

[Jesse James]

There use to be a logo for the party below the post on one of the members.

[Jesse James]

i am getting a blank spot under Jordan Paulk.

[Party Cat]

Jesse James:
can any body else see the logo for opv-g or is it blank for everyone? We had a minor problem with the server......

[Party Cat]

Jesse James:
i am getting a blank spot under Jordan Paulk. I think that's because Jordy is Cock Blocking :D :D

[Jordy]

Party Cat:
I think that's because Jordy is Cock Blocking :D :D You guys are killing me with this shit. Your server has issues and I'm cockblocking??? WTF??? :confused:
What happened to da Rivergirl? :D

[RiverGirl]

Im here just watch'n the boys....... :rolleyes: :p :p

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
Im here just watch'n the boys....... :rolleyes: :p :p Are you liken what you are seeing?

[HCS]

Looks like the server is fixed. Should be able to cockblock in full speed. :p

[RiverGirl]

Now Now Now....
I can't reveal how I feel quite yet.....
:p

[Blown 472]

RiverGirl:
Now Now Now....
I can't reveal how I feel quite yet.....
:p Hummm I understand, having a crush on me and everything. :p

[Jordy]

RiverGirl:
Now Now Now....
I can't reveal how I feel quite yet.....
:p Right on. Just checking to make sure Blown didn't scare you off. :D I could understand keeping your shoes in a safe, but don't run away as he seems pretty harmless, but I'm not making any guarantees.
wink :D

[Blown 472]

jordanpaulk:
RiverGirl:
Now Now Now....
I can't reveal how I feel quite yet.....
:p Right on. Just checking to make sure Blown didn't scare you off. :D I could understand keeping your shoes in a safe, but don't run away as he seems pretty harmless, but I'm not making any guarantees.
wink :D devil devil